Excuse my Excuse # 14!

id say that on my way, i took a walk via the roadside full of trees and a monkey took the present away and climbed up a tree.

Switzerland is an amazing place.Everywhere you look,one can see only white white wether it be trees,buildings,cars,everything has got a white covering..I have transfered the white thing to your fridge via the latest technology of fridge transfer.Do check it out asap and tell me how you like it.

I would say..that a week beforehand, someone broke into my bank account and completely stole all my money. His accomplice also broke into my house and stole my hand bag with extra cash in it. I was freaking out...when an hour before my flight to Switzerland, the robbers were caught and all my money was returned. I would tell them that I was so occupied and busy, that I forgot about the present.

I would say oops i did it again..lol i have a habit of forgetting therefore I don't think that they'll be angry or anything...

I would say:

hmmm....i'd be like, i bought you a huge bar of chocolate-the good expensive kind

but at the airport, a kid was lost and really sad and had cancer or something and wanted chocolate so i gave it to the kid 😆

I would say, "Switzerland was a really nice place with really nice things, but nothing there was suitable for you. You are way more valuable than any of the things that were in Switzerland, and I didn't know if you would like anything there. I thought it would be better if you went shopping with me here and you got something that you would like."

I'd say as soon as I bought your presant I got pushed over by some Swiss lads and they took my monies and your gift which was In my bag, I couldve bought you something from duty free shop but most of my cash was in that wallet and only had a few Swiss pennies left over in my pocket. Im sorry. Ill take you out for dinner sometime though?

i will say ke mein present hotel room me hi bhool gaya...