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AN OVERWEIGHT business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess weight. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic coffee cake. We all scolded him, but his smile remained cherubic. "This is a very special coffee cake," he explained. "I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window was a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, 'Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious coffee cakes, let me have a parking spot directly in front of the bakery.' "And sure enough," he continued, beaming, "the eighth time around the block, there it was!"

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Bizarre or funny things that really have happened!


ONE day my sister was enjoying a snack when her husband remarked, "You're getting a little broad across the beam." She promptly went on a diet. A few weeks and several lost pounds later, my brother-in-law commented, "You should stop losing weight. Your face is beginning to look wrinkled." "George," came the frustrated reply, "you had better make up your mind which part of me you enjoy viewing more - heads or tails."
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True And Amusing Anecdotes


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Bizarre or funny things that really have happened!


A ROTUND friend of mine, succumbing to pressure from his family, joined a weight-loss club. Well into the second week of his enforced regimen, he decided he could no longer hack it. The club administrator, after exhausting her persuasive talents, told him that the terms of the contract disallowed any refund. "I'm not worried about the money," said my friend. "If you like you can call it a donation and say that I wish to remain enormous."

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