dialouge or joke

guys telly queen i mean nupur ka koi esa dialouge ya joke batayye jo nupur ne m.j.h.t me kaha ho or ap aj tak us dialouge ya joke ko bhool nahi sakey or na hi bhulein ge (by god) k elawa kyun woh to ha hi sab se best dialouge or mujhey pata ha sab wohi bolney wale hain to (by god) k elawa for me best dialouge ya joke is (ae bhagwan utha le mujhey, uper tak nahi bistar tak)i love this one 😊

me toh jaise bachpan se shaadi ki practice kar rahi hu...

"Mayank tum apnay baall red karalo, phir jab tum white shirt phanao gay tu Ambulance lago gay by God"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbKgaFTT0As&feature=related

i can never ever forget this scen

boy- nupur extra pen hai kia?
nupur- main tumay stationary ki dukan lag rahi hoon kia?

Originally posted by: snow007

boy- nupur extra pen hai kia?
nupur- main tumay stationary ki dukan lag rahi hoon kia?

yah love this

1 bilkul chup ( dande ke saath ) 😆tab se apna dukhda roye ja rahe ho.............kachar kachar pachar kiye ja rahe ho 🤣

2 chup rehta hain to chup rehta hain aur jab bolta hain to rukne ka naam nahi leta😉

3 isilye to jab main soongi tu tum kahoge ki kitni pyaari lag rahi hain meri nupur.........ye nahi ki kitna soti hain.............🤣

by god mayank jis ladki ki kismat mein tumhara pyaar likha hoga na................usse meri taraf se goodwishes de dena 🤣

o mere maun vrat ke swaami aise murjhaye hue gende kie phool ki tarah chup kyun ho..........kuch bolo na............🤣

subah ka bhula jab shaam ko ghar wapis aa jaata hai tab use achcha bachcha kehte haii...

@Sur :I luv all this...Goshh its refreshing all her memories...Nupur's one liners were really unforgettable....I still remember each and every dialogue of hers and it feels great when i listen to those once again...

Well my fav ones were-
1.when Mayank calls her , she says - Is route ki sabhi liney wayast hain,kripya yahaan kabhi call na karen....
2.after Kajrare dance ...she says- By god Bilkul QSQT waala mahol hai...Mayank tumhari body bilkul Aamir Khan ki tarah lag rahi hai...QSQT waala nahi Ghajini waala...Arrre lekin sharma to tum bilkul Juhi Chawla ki tarah rahe ho
3. aisi sau chize kurbaan,us akdu nazar k liye,jo mujhe itna gussa dikhata hai,utna pyaar bhi karta hai,wahi mera raj hai.(during confession)
4.During dance practice- mere saath toh aajkal sirf tum rehte ho,to kya tum bhi ek galti ho?
5.arrey agar din bhar padhai karega........toh kaan, naak, muh se gyaan hi tapkega naa.....maana ki sunne par koi tax nahi lagta...par ye koi baat hui ....."Muft mein chandan toh ghis mere nandan"
6.mayank tum yaha kya kar rahe ho tum jao phoo phoo