h.a.p.p.y. b.i.r.t.h.d.a.y. n.a.z

Disclaimer
These are excerpts from real conversations'no fabrications..no copyright infringement..rofl'All the characters here are real and they love Naz to no end.. but.. but ..but.. THEY ARE ..scratches head cant find a workd to explain these weirdos.. read on to find more'



One Lazy Tuesday Night (EST)' If you know us well that's how our life is full of Lazy lamhe'two KCs (kaam chors)'KC prez (Binu) talking to not-so KC but sometimes KC (Sona'🤣) on MSN. .but then again when aren't they..🤣

An excerpt from their usual banter

Binu - Hey u KC ..Sona'where were u'
Sona -. *rolls eyes*studying unlike you..U MORON'
Binu -🤣. yeah SURE'ok now listen we have a crisis
Sona - wat happened.. dont even tell me there's if wat I m thinking..winks..fine I'll help u in yer assignement'
Binu - Shurrup ..Did u knw its Naz's B'day on the 20th
Sona - this 20th..hyper face..then calms down DON'T LIE..its not till next yr'
B.. it is u IDIOT..n u call yerself her friend nods head emoticon
S whatever R U SURE'.
B..*makes faces* AHA

At the same time both run to mansion (without each other's knowledge and check Naz's b'day..from the looks of it Binu was RECHECKING it'coz this was her source after all)

S..oh NO it is..
B..now wat
Both..together 'U MAKE SCRIPT'.
B.. U will I cant write..U HAVE TO.. I will decorate.. *in her mind I am pro at that*
S.. Don't threaten..Else I will paste my thesis proposal..I cant think outside science'sajan is making my life hell anyways'🤣
B- *Pukes*'leave yer proposal in yer lab
S..*light bulb on* 'IDEA'Preks/P3 is online lemme add her
P3 is added to convo..
Both ..in very nice tone..heyyyyyyyyy P3/Preks'HUGSSSSSSSSS
P3.. *glares at sona*..SONA y don't u ever tell me tht u added me in 3 way'I m so lost
S-.watever we have a crisis..its naz's b'day on 20th
P3..really I knew it was coming..but 20th huh
S'N U CALL HER YER FRIEND' nods head
P3..ok wat do we do..
S..Can u write script''.
P3..nooooooooo way..lemme make a short VM for naz
B n S'🤣'yeah right..like for next year u mean'
P3..in her cute way..no I will this weekend
S.. I aint helping..I don't have time..
P3'U GOTTA..nahi to katti we are a team rem..
S-. NOW wat (in mind'orals ki to waat lag gayi)
S.. fine u make VM
B- n I'll make sigs n avis
S- lemme ask Baji if she can make script (in mind brilliant sona I love myself)



10 mins later Naveen/ Baji is online-
B/S ..bajiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii where were u
N- sorry rayaan woke up I needed to put him to sleep
S..did u know its Naz's bday on 20th
N.. really I dint know
S- N U CALL YERSELF HER FRND'nods head
B- stop copyin me sona.. (if u don't know Binu is always critiquing Sona on MSN)
B/S.. we were wondering if you
N- who's collecting msgs'
B- you ofcourse
N..okay I'll do tht
S.. darn it BINU..screams we wanted her to write script'
N''. nooooooooo way I cant write well..sona u do tht
S- no way Binu will
B- no way Iam making avis/ sigs
S- whatever I will paste my proposal..
B- U SUCK
S- U doooo
N'intervenes as always can u both stop..N sona get me the msgs on time u r late always..binu rofls '.so r u binu..sona rofl
S- Fine I will help binu
B- u mean u will be my ASSISTANT..cool emoticon
S- no CO SCRIPTWRIGHT'.
N- did u see Sajan temple scene
S/B-dies'Sam had such DM exp
Riya logs in
R- I was noticing something else..winks'
S/B/N- Riya can u upload scenes in YT



next day'
S- binu we need to plan for naz's b'day script
B- I have a test tom..do u know some organic compounds'''..blah blah
N comes..OMG OMG BARN SCENE soooooooooo januable
B/S dies'
One more day gone



The day ' (not b'day u morons confession day)
B/S/N.. confession this confession that confession this confession that..drools dies

Friday- Sona decides to work on her proposal n Binu decides to work on weekends'rofl



Sat- Naveen n Sona

N- OMG SBS..dies..monaya/sajan soooo cute
S-lemme check..btw happy diwali..i cant call home..i hate airtel ..rofl
N- keep tryin where binu
S- oh I see her on IF replyin to yer post get her here
N..gimme a min..
B- hey baji
S..binis..
B..wat is sona doin here
S..work on nazz script..
B..oh noooooooooooo
S..i do the funny part n u do the senti part'
B- wat emotional part'
S- Write nice things about DM..
B- baji can do tht better
S- no u will..find out her Age her Family info etc n write on her..nicely..lemme write a transcript of our MSN convo although I should be really writing my proposal'.

And the script finally began...
it not over yet

S-runs to MSN..binissssssssssssssssssssss
B- rolls eyes WAT..
S.. I finished the script..
B- really
S- 2 and half pages...but its lame...
B- WOW then I dont have to write much
S- noooooooooo its JUNK u DO
B..its k ...i was only expecting junk from u
S- rofl lemme add this line too perfect..PMin u



Feedback session
b- naz is gonna crack up reading this
but yeah only naz n us 3
S- i dont see anyone else roflin
may be p3
B- no one would get a single joke :
S- but its for US
B- yup!!! its cooL! good job KC!

S-did u read baji
BINIS complimented me
N- yeahhhhhhhh i did !!
u rock babes !
its amazing
i remember most of our convos's !

B- yeah i remember it all
N- some u wrote word for word !!

S- not bad i love my memory
for once
N- oh i do too !!
i love it sona and i'm sure nazz would do too
S- there goes sugary sweet baji
B- i wasnt being sweeet
B- its k baji, enough of these its soo nice n all
S- n thts binu
B- my part wld be sooo much better
S. darn I shld add this too
wait my part aint over yet..rofl



Seriously do u guys wanna read more'lol...

Messages for You



From Sona

🤣

🤗🥳HAPPY BIRTHDAY DM...🥳

May you have a great year full of coughs...😉🤣

Am sooooooooooooooo glad to have known you for the little time that I have..but trust me it felt like we've always known each other..esp our DM sides..we took to each other's coughy ideas and infect the whole freaking mansion..Now every one has the flu'😉

HAIL DM... happy birthday again...As for your gift..I have the perfect one that's gonna cough up yer day'🤣😉... ENJOY

Some people can make sigs/ avis.. some can decorate their posts well..I for one make crappy spoofs.. So here goes just for for you...

The story long back-

A year back a cute n shy boy started his acting career...with a whacko gal..

Bholi si surat

Ankhon mein sharafat

Halkey se muskuraye..

Aye hayeee

Ek Whacko ladki ki

harkato pe sharmaye

aaye hayeee...

kisi bhi angle se tum dekho wo

cute aur shy nazar ayeee...

The Story NOW..

A naughty and coughy boy on a mellowed almost blushing gal's lap and sings...

Bachna Ae Sanaya

DM prez aaa gaya...

Couginh ka aashiq...

Romance ka shaukeen...

Uski Fantasies hain sab se juda..hay ho

Bachna Ae Sanaya

DM prez aa gaya...

Hope you have A GREAT DAY...ENJOY and may all yours and mine too😆 fantasies come true..HAIL DM🤣🤣

Naz !!!!!!!!!! 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲

*breaks the Door n enters*

AAj seTum 1 yr Buddhi hogayii ho 😲 😲 😆 😆

Wat a starting nah ?? i LOVE it😃 😆 😆

Well Well , I got an idea. This will make u feel like a kid ..* bulb glows*

*Sid secretly takes out a slice of choclate cake n then throws it in Naz's face😛 🤣*

masaaage timeee🤣

MUAHAHAHA..

jks jks..

Dont cry ok i was jokingg 😲 😆

Many Many Happy Returns of the day !! =English style

Janam din diyan wadhayian!🥳 = Punjabi stylee

Saalgirah Mubarak!🥳= Pakistani stylee

Selamat Hari Jadi! 🥳= Malaysian style

Saeng il chuk ha ham ni da! 🥳= Korean style 😆

Janma Divas Mubarak!🥳= Gujarati style

I think thats enough noww 😆

I wanted to wish u in diff language becoz ur Birthday is like a national day for every1

We all deserve a holiday So guess wat ?? m not going to coll today ? 😆 YAY me!!😆

Here's the cakeee 😲

looks YUMMY nah ??😲

u can have the quarter of it n can give me the rest i dont mind 😃😆

haha Naz, The 1st time we met in Mansion it was soooo fun wid u guyssss=]

mann u guys were supaaa fast in finishing the mansion..😆 u gys used to finish 5 pg n i used to be at pg 1 replying to u guys post😆

I enjoyed each sec i spend in Mansion wid u alll... Its was the BEST..

Its just tat i cant visit regularly nowadayss but HEY i still miss u alll ..

u r a funny, Kind, frank, amazinggggggggggggggggggg Sajanian😛😆 a well as

a GR8 friend 🤗🤗🤗

Lolzz we were kinda same nah ?? when we we used to chat in Mansion 😆

U alwaysss used to think crazyyy stuff 😆

Even in senti situation u used to think abt Sajan nuzzle (ahista ahista Sajan moment)😆or watevaa that word is 😆 😆 n u used to be bg in ur romantic cloudd 😆 😆 😆

Mannn i feeel soo happy atm Wishing u on ur birthday 😃 😭

U Rock yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 🤗 🤗 🤗

May this day is SUPAAAAAAAAAAAAA Special for u 🤗 🤗

coz u deserve even moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee😳 😳 😳

Dont even get sad or worry for a sec today becozzzzzzzz THIS day comes ONCE in a year 😊

So njoy it to ur FULLESTTTTTTTTTTT !!

Aur haan if any1 neee tang kiya toh pappupager aka Sid 😎🤣 ko call karnay kaa..

Uskaa aataa paataaa lagakayyy m gonna attack tat Nuisancee Wid PS's bulldozer n CQ chappalss 😆😆 saath meinnn Roadrunner ka peepeeeeeeeeeep bhi as my siren 😆😆

Anywayssss i think m going crazy now😆

so YA 😆

Naz happy birthdayyy 🤗

May all ur dreams come trueeee 🤗

n i pray to God that alll the happiness of this worldddddddd come to ur lifeee 🤗

Becoz a girl like u deserve THE BEST OF ALL 🤗

WE LOVE U NAZ 🤗

here is my gift 😃

Naz tum ne mujhe kyun nahi bataya ke tumhari aaj birthday hai? Waise bhi I am not going to give you a lecture on why you didn't tell me today was your birthday, but I will let you off today 😛

Happy Birthday DM 1 or 2

(I don't know whether you are 1 or Sona so I put both)!

I hope you have a FANTASTIC yet safe birthday!

May Allah Bless you on this birthday and the many many more to come.

May Allah grant all your wishes and make all your dreams come true

and may He bless you with a healthy and prosperous life ahead, Ameen!

Acha chalo, ab aap ke baare mein kya bolo?

Naz, you are such an awesome girl with a warm heart.

Whenever I talked to you, it was such a pleasant. You always made me smile

with you DM talk and before I never knew what DM meant or is, but

when I updated my shop with those bare chest men,

I was known as the cheeky DM 😛

Naz you are a great person and I am so thankful that I got to know you.

We shared some great memories and may Allah build our friendship and never let it break, Ameen.

I hope you have a great birthday because you are a great person.

So jaan always smile and never change 😊

Party Time!

Enjoy this cake! Maine banaya hai 😉

Or do you want this one???? 😛

You pick birthday girl!

Here are some presents from me!

And a SaJan siggy!

I hope you liked the presents but sorry about the siggy, it is not my best work because I don't have my original siggy making program

I wish you a VERY VERY happy birthday hun!

And I hope that you get whatever you whatever you want in your life, Insha'Allah.

Love you sweety always and forever!

-Your Cheeky DM

From Aditti

Hi Naz
Wishing you a Happy Birthday and many more to come.

I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.

Not just a year older, but a year better.

Here's to another year of experience.

A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. A small something for you.