nupur following sharmao-ing lessons:updtd steps - Page 11

Originally posted by: Kavya_KraZQueen

WTF??? How can M be my student? Are you telling me that Mayank gets his arms & legs waxed? 😲 😲 😲

Originally posted by: mjhtac

@everybody...iv been an F-grader in maatey's sharmaology classes.i tried bribing her,cheating on the exam day and even swapping notes with the top grader.didnt work.so i have to retake the test again with you lot.now i have taken some tips from this thread and have prepared some refresher notes and last minute tips for those who dont wanna end up like me.
1.if ur WOH is lurking near u,pretend to suddenly turn intellectual and start writing a poem..u could be worse that rosesh sarabhai.the key is,dont show him what u are writing.nahi to pole khul jayega.ur WOH will be conphused and run after u.dont give any bhao. Good inference Adi2, we can have this as a tip


2.bite ur lips,pen,neckpiece,anything available at hand.i dunno if this classifies as bhartiya naari behavior,but iv seen heroines do it when they want to seduce their WOH Hey bhaggu *closes ears scandalized* Ghanghor Kalyug, seduction abhi se? 😲 If you bite your lip while serving tea to your WOH, he will think that you are eyeing the tea & are serving him unwillingly & if you bite everything available at hand , he will think that you are weird enough to eat almost everything irrespective of whether it is edible stuff or not 🤢



3.1km waala ghoonghat.it should trail 2kms behind when u walk.ur palms should be permanently glued to each other.any alteration of this posture is applicable only when ur serving tea. Mahaan Bharatiya Naaris use the trailing ghoonghat only in tragic circumstances (remember Devdas?), during normal circumstances, it will only be useful for sweeping the floor for which MBNs use a Broom not a trailing ghoonghat 🥱 If your hands are glued like that, you might not be able to separate them later, then your WOH will think that you have some physical disorder.


4.ur eyelids should be half closed.under the ghoonghat.occasionally batt it.i know vision is going to be seriously compromised,but trust me its better that way.u can always have a glimpse of ur WOH and get the shock of ur lifetime on suhaag night😳 Then your WOH will think that you are feeling sleepy & are trying hard not to sleep which is bad.


5.the dilip kumar pose helps too.esp when u lack a ghoonghat.its a pose that creates the aura of mystery around u.ur WOH will be impressed beyond his wits at such an intelligent alternative for a ghoonghat.thoda chupao,thoda dikhao Your WOH will be FAR from being impressed, instead he will only suspect that you are hiding some scar on your face or something like that

Originally posted by: -ananya-

I know it'll be chota muh badi baat.. Kavya jee with ur purrrmisson... hum kuch poochein

Does drawing circles with your toe on the ground qualify in sharmofying lessons??? 😆

Originally posted by: mjhtac

i know ananya...maatey shot down 4 of my 5 theories...that is i get a measly 20% again...im soooo hurted

Originally posted by: -ananya-

20% 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣... n youve not even crossed Level 1 ...

Did anyone ever come close to getting 'just pass' % in the sharmofying exams... ??? 🤣

So did you try to bribe her.. or that didnt work either???