nupur following sharmao-ing lessons:updtd steps - Page 10

Originally posted by: kavya.b

<br>@red - ROFL... he is such a perfectionist in sharmao-ing<br>

thats really heart-breaking...waxing hmmm..cant he use full sleeved clothes instead...

😳 😳 😳 😳

@divya, kavya

we have to ask teacher's permission before hcanging steps on sharmaoing..LOL'




@kavya
dunno..somehow it kind of confuses me in quality

honestly dunno which one is sharam smiley

actually sharmao-ing should b different for gals n boys na
we should ask madam ji for this concession n somehow make mayank as her student... lolz

Originally posted by: kavya.b

actually sharmao-ing should b different for gals n boys na<br>we should ask madam ji for this concession n somehow make mayank as her student... lolz<br>

I agree..I want Mayank in my class *insert appropriate sharam smiley here* (will be filled after doubt-clearing by maatey)


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*my dancing smiley never dances...Y ??

Originally posted by: myownarea

I agree..I want Mayank in my class *insert appropriate sharam smiley here* (will be filled after doubt-clearing by maatey)




*my dancing smiley never dances...Y ??

it's smiling now 😛

Originally posted by: kavya.b

it's smiling now 😛

et tu smiley *poora emosanal...* breaks down crying... 😳

i actually meant dancing... not smiling lol

Originally posted by: kavya.b

i actually meant dancing... not smiling lol<br>

got thats kavs..lekin us smiley ne mujhe dokha diya 😛

@everybody...iv been an F-grader in maatey's sharmaology classes.i tried bribing her,cheating on the exam day and even swapping notes with the top grader.didnt work.so i have to retake the test again with you lot.now i have taken some tips from this thread and have prepared some refresher notes and last minute tips for those who dont wanna end up like me.
1.if ur WOH is lurking near u,pretend to suddenly turn intellectual and start writing a poem..u could be worse that rosesh sarabhai.the key is,dont show him what u are writing.nahi to pole khul jayega.ur WOH will be conphused and run after u.dont give any bhao.


2.bite ur lips,pen,neckpiece,anything available at hand.i dunno if this classifies as bhartiya naari behavior,but iv seen heroines do it when they want to seduce their WOH



3.1km waala ghoonghat.it should trail 2kms behind when u walk.ur palms should be permanently glued to each other.any alteration of this posture is applicable only when ur serving tea


4.ur eyelids should be half closed.under the ghoonghat.occasionally batt it.i know vision is going to be seriously compromised,but trust me its better that way.u can always have a glimpse of ur WOH and get the shock of ur lifetime on suhaag night😳


5.the dilip kumar pose helps too.esp when u lack a ghoonghat.its a pose that creates the aura of mystery around u.ur WOH will be impressed beyond his wits at such an intelligent alternative for a ghoonghat.thoda chupao,thoda dikhao