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Originally posted by: nehlove

Kavya.. here goes my much promised spoof on Jaadu teri nazar.. Jaldi jaldi mein likha.. hope you all like it..

Song- Jaadu Teri Nazar

Movie- Darr

Stareable teri Nazar, Shirtless mera Badan
Tu Simran hai, Main Raj hu
Tu hai meri N..N..N..Nupur
Tu hai meri N..N..N..Nupur

Tere Khwaabon ka Shahrukh Main Hu
Sammy ko bhi deta sexy look Main Hu
Tujhko impress karne ko Jana
Mayank se bann gaya Mappu deewana
Tu Simran hai, Main Raj hu
Tu hai meri N..N..N..Nupur
Tu hai meri N..N..N..Nupur

Pyaar mein hum dum ho rahen hai
Safed ghode pe hum aa rahen hai
Maang le tu jo chaand aasmaan se
RKS jaa le aaoo wahaan se
Tu Simran hai, Main Raj hu
Tu hai meri N..N..N..Nupur
Tu hai meri N..N..N..Nupur

Originally posted by: SidraLuvMayurBL

I ,beekhari Sidra, solemnly swear that I am up to no good. From this day forth I will band bajaofy everything and anything. I will not hold back my emoshans and will whole heartedly let my chindiness take over. MJHT se lekar RKS tak...I will dissect everything from beginning to end. And I promise to offend as many people as I can (lol)...all in the name of entertainment!

My first song on this CC...

Song: Dil ne Yeh kaha Hai Dil Se from the Movie: Dhadkan

Note: First Original Line of each stenza is in brackets..

Ghore ne kaha hai Mappu Se... (Dil ne Yeh Kaha hai dil se)

Dauroonga main bari tayzi se...

Koodanga main jo fence per..

Harnesss tight tum kar lo..

Maan lo Jo Keh raha hoon main..

Gir ke Haddiyaan tum turwa lo..

Meri baat ko tum samjho..

Tum mujhe soch samjh ke ride karlo...

ahaaaa haa haaa...lalalalalalalala....hooo...

Nupur ko dekh ke, oh ji mappu, aise lapkunga main.. (Tum Jo Kehdo Toh Chaand Taaron ko Torh Launga Main)

Nupur ko dekh ke bhaabhi nahi ussi babes bulaunga main..

Tu jo mujhpe ride karega toh zor se gira dunga main..

Nupur ke saath , Date per toh Sirf Jaaunga main.....

Hoooo...

Ghore ne kaha hai mappu se.. (Dil ne Yeh Kaha Hai Dil Se)

Nupur ko dekh ke seeti baje galey se..

Mere mappu mujhpe mat char..

Mujhe nupur ke saath akela chhor do..

Usko dekh ke chhilaang maarunga main..

Kahin tum haddi pasli na turwa lo..

Meri baat kaan kholke samjho..

Jaoo Apne liye koi ghori ka intezaam karlo..

ahaha haaaaa...lalalalala....

Originally posted by: StarshineHues

@ Shamil: Wah wah !! Awesome !! 😆

@ Sidra: That was hilarious !! I can totally imagine that amaazing horse !! 😆

OK, so here's another chindi contribution to bhikaripan:-

Song:- Soniyo from Raaz 2

Numbo.....oh Numbo........,
Tumhe dekhta hoon to sochta hoon bas yahi,
Tum jo, ek baar keh do, saari books bhula ke, budget bhula ke chadhoo main ghodi.......

Ghodi dede mera saath,
Na maarna mujhe laat,
Chahein wajan ho mera ek sau saat......
Ghodi dede mera saath.........

Samrat"tum ne sheena ko nahi bulaya..sheena ko??? Tum aisa kaise kar sakti ho dia kaise???" Dia"samrat…"

Gunjan leaves and samrat with his hand out front ("about to talk" action)

SFX of "Badal Garaging" (clouds laughing)

He thnks"gunjan…tum mujhe ghalat samajh rahi ho…main sheena se nahi..main to..tum se pyar karta hoon..lekin bata nahi sakta (lips is glued or what?)…." Here we see a flashback where we see Sheena blackmailing samrat that if he confesses his love for gunjan she will confess her hatred for Samrat..(You know what that means)

Scene ended_________ (BT's Phamous chaal to get audience stick to their shows "aadhi adhuri baat")

Mayank –Nupur-Uday scene

Maynk is coming towards Nupur, and both are smiling at each other. She opens her eyes and its Uday(she's shocked). And sees Mayank talking with another girl (aaaaaaaaa soft, low, sad version). Here we get to know that Nupur loved Mayank but her Dad fixed her marriage with Uday (he is not her brother here). He fell in love with Nupur at first sight. Nupur's dad wants her to get married to a rich guy. Uday is the only son and the only heir of the Bhushan's property and runs their business"Bhushan groups of Industries.

Mayank and Nupur on the terrace

Mayank"bolo …bolo na"

Nupur"mujhe sharam aati hai" (bhool gaye yaar..she took kavs sharmofying lessons!!)

Mayank " kaho na pyar hai" Nupur "i…I….I…Lo..Lowwee…Youu" and hugs him.

And then we hear claps its Nupur's dad

Dad"wah wah…wahan tumhari shaadi ki baat pakki ho rahi hai aur yaha sahabzadi kia gul khila rahi hain" Nupur"baoji..wohh.."

He drags Nupur and locks her in the store room..and Mayank becomes devdaas…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….

And Nupur makes a whole swimming pool to swim in…..

Dance floor.

Samrat dancing with sheena. Gunjan dancing with benji Samrat and Gunjan facing each other. Both are giving speeches through eyes.

They are doing the slow dance on which the music even sleeps.

Aa aa aa aa..dooo..pal kit hi yeh dilon ki daastaaa..aur phir..chaldiye…tum kahan..hum kahaan….

The flashback where gunjan and samrat study together…and play BB

Tum the ya thi koi problems ki bunch, tum the yea hua tha mera emotional hatyachaaaaar

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