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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: blushpink13

Combined for 15th and 16th july episodes.
Episode starts from samrat-dia-sheena scene.

Samrat"tum ne sheena ko nahi bulaya..sheena ko??? Tum aisa kaise kar sakti ho dia kaise???" Dia"samrat'"

Gunjan leaves and samrat with his hand out front ("about to talk" action)

SFX of "Badal Garaging" (clouds laughing)

He thnks"gunjan'tum mujhe ghalat samajh rahi ho'main sheena se nahi..main to..tum se pyar karta hoon..lekin bata nahi sakta (lips is glued or what?)'." Here we see a flashback where we see Sheena blackmailing samrat that if he confesses his love for gunjan she will confess her hatred for Samrat..(You know what that means)

Scene ended_________ (BT's Phamous chaal to get audience stick to their shows "aadhi adhuri baat")

Mayank 'Nupur-Uday scene

Maynk is coming towards Nupur, and both are smiling at each other. She opens her eyes and its Uday(she's shocked). And sees Mayank talking with another girl (aaaaaaaaa soft, low, sad version). Here we get to know that Nupur loved Mayank but her Dad fixed her marriage with Uday (he is not her brother here). He fell in love with Nupur at first sight. Nupur's dad wants her to get married to a rich guy. Uday is the only son and the only heir of the Bhushan's property and runs their business"Bhushan groups of Industries.

Mayank and Nupur on the terrace

Mayank"bolo 'bolo na"

Nupur"mujhe sharam aati hai" (bhool gaye yaar..she took kavs sharmofying lessons!!)

Mayank " kaho na pyar hai" Nupur "i'I'.I'Lo..Lowwee'Youu" and hugs him.

And then we hear claps its Nupur's dad

Dad"wah wah'wahan tumhari shaadi ki baat pakki ho rahi hai aur yaha sahabzadi kia gul khila rahi hain" Nupur"baoji..wohh.."

He drags Nupur and locks her in the store room..and Mayank becomes devdaas'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa''.

And Nupur makes a whole swimming pool to swim in'..

Dance floor.

Samrat dancing with sheena. Gunjan dancing with benji Samrat and Gunjan facing each other. Both are giving speeches through eyes.

They are doing the slow dance on which the music even sleeps.

Aa aa aa aa..dooo..pal kit hi yeh dilon ki daastaaa..aur phir..chaldiye'tum kahan..hum kahaan'.

The flashback where gunjan and samrat study together'and play BB

Tum the ya thi koi problems ki bunch, tum the yea hua tha mera emotional hatyachaaaaar

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CLouds laughing

LMAO


LMAO the complicated love-hate-love...LOL

nupur loved mayank..dad fixed marriage with uday...she married mayank😆

Oh LOL FOR THE UNINITIATED KAVYA MATEY CONDUCTED A CLASS ON HOW TO SHARMAO PROPERLY IN THE CC!!😆


dude the girl being dragged part..

long speeches thru eyes part😆
Id rather have eye-eye talk than the MJHT waala talk where these leads talk random stuff LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!😆


AWESOME IQ!
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Posted: 16 years ago
thanks Caro!! i loved the Bdal garaging here..and see i added ur Bhushan Group of industries wala part...lol..whats next on the list??hehe
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Posted: 16 years ago
LOla fter badal garaGing...it si teh full moony baba which stays FULL EVERYDAY!!!
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: carolinecj



CLouds laughing

LMAO


LMAO the complicated love-hate-love...LOL

nupur loved mayank..dad fixed marriage with uday...she married mayank😆

Oh LOL FOR THE UNINITIATED KAVYA MATEY CONDUCTED A CLASS ON HOW TO SHARMAO PROPERLY IN THE CC!!😆


dude the girl being dragged part..

long speeches thru eyes part😆
Id rather have eye-eye talk than the MJHT waala talk where these leads talk random stuff LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!😆


AWESOME IQ!

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Posted: 16 years ago
mayank bana srGay:[ripped from neha's mayank bana basanti thread]
possible mappu-nupz date convo:
mappu:heyeyey nnnnupur...tum white dress mein kafi acchi lag rahi ho...tumhe kaafi suit kar raha hai
nupz:slightly confused at the sight of a glowing red halloween devil complimenting her
"excuse me?kya main aapko jaanti hoon?"
mappu: mayank...naam to suna hi hoga tumne?
nupz:accha accha mayank...yeh lal battiyon ka dukaan bankar kya kar rahe ho?
mappu:parampara....tradition...mere dadaji ne yehi dress apne pehle date par pehna tha...mere dad ne bhi...aur ab main
nupz:accha...looks around suspiciously at the decorations
mappu:assuming she's looking for someone else..."kiska hai yeh tumko intezaar main hoon na"
nupz:nahi,kisika bhi nahi...bahar baarish ho rahi hai
mappu:bahar baarish ho rahi hai...main apne ghar par hoon[dialog from kal ho na ho]
nupz:kya?par hum to beach wale restaurant mein hai
mappu:bahar baarish ho rahi hai...main apne ghar par hoon....tum kuch logi?
nupz:staring at the menu "theek hai...lassi aur naashte ka samaan"
mappu:thinking hard ab kya bolu?i was supposed to say "kuch nahi?good ...kyon ki ghar par kuch hai hi nahi"..mayank is worried...nothings going according to plan....first the baarish....now the dialogs getting messed up...looks around

violin man was supposed to play "mohabbatein" but messes up and plays that pathetic prehistoric anu malek song

its raining raining raining
my heart is paining paining paining

[anyone remembers the lyrics?]



mappu:[putting on a full on smile]...brandishes the 11gende ka phool he has collected when the florist refused to sell him the roses
nupz:flowers??mere liye??
mappu:kal aap yellow dress mein thi....to aaj se yellow hi mera favorite color hai ji..yellow yellow...dirty fellow...aur waise bhi aur koi color bacha hi nahi tha....sare roses maa ke laadlo ne khareed liya tha
nupz:bahut khubsoorat hai ....thank you
mappu:seniorita..bare bare shehero mein aisi choti choti flowers mil hi jaatein hain
nupz:shrieking at the sight of the black horse "eeeek mayank...ise bhagao!!"
ghodewaala:saab saara safed paint baarish mein nikal gaya
mappu:trying to sit on the supposed to be safed ghoda and spreading his arms wide "Aaj..... Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon.... Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon....Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon... Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon...Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon.....Aaj..... Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!"
nupz:looking worried...mayank....leave the horse alone..main ghar auto mein chali jaaoongi...gets up,collects her allahabadi bag and shouts "rickshaw"
violin wala,ghodewaala and phoolwala come to collect their dues
mappu waves them away with a nonchalance...and climbs into the next rickshaw after nupur

the three men looked stunned..kya aadmi hai..chuna laga kar chala gaya..

mappu[ hanging from the auto window ]:""Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain"





Edited by mjhtac - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: blushpink13

Combined for 15th and 16th july episodes.
Episode starts from samrat-dia-sheena scene.

Samrat"tum ne sheena ko nahi bulaya..sheena ko??? Tum aisa kaise kar sakti ho dia kaise???" Dia"samrat'"

Gunjan leaves and samrat with his hand out front ("about to talk" action)

SFX of "Badal Garaging" (clouds laughing)

He thnks"gunjan'tum mujhe ghalat samajh rahi ho'main sheena se nahi..main to..tum se pyar karta hoon..lekin bata nahi sakta (lips is glued or what?)'." Here we see a flashback where we see Sheena blackmailing samrat that if he confesses his love for gunjan she will confess her hatred for Samrat..(You know what that means)

Scene ended_________ (BT's Phamous chaal to get audience stick to their shows "aadhi adhuri baat")

Mayank 'Nupur-Uday scene

Maynk is coming towards Nupur, and both are smiling at each other. She opens her eyes and its Uday(she's shocked). And sees Mayank talking with another girl (aaaaaaaaa soft, low, sad version). Here we get to know that Nupur loved Mayank but her Dad fixed her marriage with Uday (he is not her brother here). He fell in love with Nupur at first sight. Nupur's dad wants her to get married to a rich guy. Uday is the only son and the only heir of the Bhushan's property and runs their business"Bhushan groups of Industries.

Mayank and Nupur on the terrace

Mayank"bolo 'bolo na"

Nupur"mujhe sharam aati hai" (bhool gaye yaar..she took kavs sharmofying lessons!!)

Mayank " kaho na pyar hai" Nupur "i'I'.I'Lo..Lowwee'Youu" and hugs him.

And then we hear claps its Nupur's dad

Dad"wah wah'wahan tumhari shaadi ki baat pakki ho rahi hai aur yaha sahabzadi kia gul khila rahi hain" Nupur"baoji..wohh.."

He drags Nupur and locks her in the store room..and Mayank becomes devdaas'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa''.

And Nupur makes a whole swimming pool to swim in'..

Dance floor.

Samrat dancing with sheena. Gunjan dancing with benji Samrat and Gunjan facing each other. Both are giving speeches through eyes.

They are doing the slow dance on which the music even sleeps.

Aa aa aa aa..dooo..pal kit hi yeh dilon ki daastaaa..aur phir..chaldiye'tum kahan..hum kahaan'.

The flashback where gunjan and samrat study together'and play BB

Tum the ya thi koi problems ki bunch, tum the yea hua tha mera emotional hatyachaaaaar

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🤣 the blue ones are CLASSIC...🤣 Kekta mayii will be proud of you 🤣
Iqra....another mind-blowing kekta epi...👏👏
@Aditi3 - 🤣 AWESOME 🤣 mainly these lines....
Ghodi dede mera saath,
Na maarna mujhe laat,
Chahein wajan ho mera ek sau saat......
Ghodi dede mera saath
🤣
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Posted: 16 years ago
Ok... since most of us cannot tolerate this utter nonsense anymore.. hopefully this will cheer us up a bit..
Sholay spoof
Scene 1: Gabbar Ma

Mayank comes home without roses...

Ma: Arre oh mayyu... kitne roses laane the

Mappu: 87 maa..

Ma: Bus 87 laane the aur phir bhi waapis aa gaye. Kya socha tha ki Nupur bahut khush hogi?? Patt jaayegi?

Mappu: maaf kar do maa

Ma: Iski sazaa milegi.. zaroor milegi.. Yeh kitne haath hai?

Mappu: Do Ma...

Ma: Haath do aur Mayyu ek.. bahut nainsaafi hai.. (takes one hand behind her back) Ab theek hai..

Mappu: Maine tumhare haath ka bana khana khaya hai maa..

Ma: Toh bata' yeh maa tujhe kaunsi chakki ka aata khilati hai??

Mappu: Pata nahi.. lekin yeh sach hai ki maine tumhare haath ka bana khana khaya hai..

Ma: Khana khaya hai.. ab ek pyaara sa thapar kha.. Aur jaa kahin se bhi roses aur safed ghode ka intezaam kar..

Scene 2: Suicide

Mappu: Axe-L waalo.. main jaa raha hoon.. Susaaide'.

Students: Lekin kyun??

Mappu: Yeh jo Nupur haina Nupur.. usse meri date honewali thi lekin iss flower ki dukanwale ne ismein bhaanji maar di.. isliye.. yeh mera akhri good bye..

Samrat: Saala Nautanki.. ghadi ghadi drama karta hai.. And damn these creatives.. play mein enough nahi tha kya.. humeshaa usiko nautanki scenes dete hai aur mujhe bus sheena ke saath bitha diya hai' Kash sheena bhi sholay ki jaya bhaduri ki tarah sirf door se mujhe ghoore aur jab main guitar bajaoo toh chali jaaye..

Mappu: Dekh lena axe-l walo.. Me dying then police coming.. police taking flowerwala to jail and in the jail flowerwala chakki pissing and pissing..

Students: Arre bhaiya.. isko rose de do.. Haan keh do..

Rosewala: Theek hai.. Main tumhe 87 roses dene ke liye tayyar hoon..

Mappu: Rosewala bhi raazi aur taangewala bhi.. Isiliye.. Suicide cancel'

Scene 3: Tanga scene..

Mappu: Yu ke.. taangewale bhai mujhe zyaada baat karne ki aadat toh hai nahi lekin bus itna puchhna tha ki iss ghode pe kaise baithte hai??

Bhaiyya: Ek pair uss taraf.. ek pair iss taraf aur baaki ka ghode ke upar..

Mappu: Yu ki.. Chalo theek hai.. Dhanno.. tu sab sambhal lena..

On the way it starts raining and Mappu is already late'

Mappu: Chal Dhano Chal.. Aaj tere Mappu ki izzat ka sawaal hai..

Dhanno: Arre Mappu'

Mappu: Yu ki.. yeh kaun bola??

Dhanno: Ye hum bol rahe hai..

Mappu: Dhanno tum?? Chamatkar ho gaya.. Mera ispecial miraculous touch healing powers animals pe bhi work hote hai.. Sabashh Mappu.

Dhanno: Choop Raho Mappu.. Agar tere pichhe Nupur padi hai toh mere pichhe bhi stable mein chaar ghode pade hai jinko jaake mujhe milna hai.. jab tum mere upar se utroge..

Scene 4: At the Date..

Nupur: By God.. Zyaada bolne ki aadat toh mujhe hai nahi lekin tumne kya socha ki Nupur morena ki rehnewali hai toh usse akal nahi hai aur tum usse wait karwake bana loge usse ullu?? Ab jaldi bolo warna Nupur jaa rahi hai apne ghar..

Since Mayank is at loss of words'

Nupur: Itna Sannata kyun hai bhai?

Mappu: Nupur' Tumhara naam kya hai Nupur..

Nupur(weird look): Nupur..

Mappu: Nupur.. aaj maine kuch socha hai..

Nupur: Kabhi Kabhi yeh kaam bhi kar lena chahiye (warna aaj kal toh tum sochte hi nahi ho)

Mappu: Maine socha hai ki aaj yahan violins bajege aur hum dono dance karenge..

Nupur: Sab humein dance karke dekhenge toh.. Aas Paas se aake Kamine Kutte humara khoon pee jaayege..

Mappu: Phir bhi hum dance karenge.. (forwards his hand so she can take it and dance with him)

Mappu: Yeh haath mujhe de de Nupur.. Dance ke liye. Yeh haath mujhe de de..

Nupur: Nahi' Mayank iss beach pe sab ke saamne matt naachna Mayank.. matt nachna..

Mayank: Ho' Jab tak hai Jaan' Nupur Jaana.. Hum teri wish puri karenge' Hoo.. Hoo..

Nupur: Mayank Jaana.. Machhar Maarna' Rain mein mujhe kaatenge' Hooo Hoo..

Mayank: Don't worry Nupur.. Inn Machharo ko aaj main nahi chhoroonga.. Chun Chun Kar maaroonga' Chun Chun Kar.. Aakhi yeh haath nahi.. yeh phaansi ka phanda hai..

Scene 5: MJHT phorum

PD: Mappu Numbo date ke non cheesy hone par kitna bet laga hai?

PD assitant: Pure 20% members..

PD: Soona' pure 20% members aur yeh 20% isliye hai ki yahaan se 100 posts door jab MJHT phorum pe koi MN scene par excited ho jaata hai aur celebrate karta hai toh PD kehti hai.. Chup hoja member warna Cheezy Mappu Man cut/outs lekar aa jaayega.... Aur teen din (jab main nahi thi) acchhe scenes dekar inn bewakoof creatives ne PD ke bakwaas scoops ka naam mitti mein mila diya.. Iski sazaa milegi.. barabar milegi..

Aur usiki sazaa hum sab bhoogat rahe hai.. chaar din ki chandni phir kaali raat..
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Posted: 16 years ago
@ Shamil: Thank you so much !! Hayye....kitne cute emoticons hain !! 😆

@ Kavya: Thank you matey....sab aap hi ka aashirwaad hai...😳 *coy muh*

@ Rama: Thank you ji !! Hum aapka manoranjan bhavishya mein karne ki bhi poori koshish karenge. 😆


Edited by StarshineHues - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
@ Neha: Kya baat hai !! I laughed till I died. Seriously !! And this is my aatma speaking. 🤣 Pleej, pleej, apni dayadrishti hum par sada banaye rakhiyega. 😆

@ Iqra: HILARIOUS !! Aankhon mein has has ke aansoon aa gaye !! 😆

@ Aditi2: I read this once more and still laughed as much. Aap ki leela apaar hai !! 😛
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Posted: 16 years ago
this thread needs to be bumped!!!!!!!!!

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