Mayur Science

mods dont close this soon please 😛

POST DEDICATION:to pallu
CREDITS: neha jee for editing my hindi!!:D

Science in a mayur perspective

History: tumhe dekhte hi humaari aankhen ke saamne tum apni prince charming ban jaate ho! magar tum mujh ko history mein weak bol do ge.. history mein koi prince charming hi nahi thaa ... main tuj par fida hogayee.. chnace mila toh hum mil kar apni nayee history bana denge(giirls..ignore this if u dont understand...i tried my level best hindi in this)

Geography:saat samundar paar kar ke tumhaare kareeb aa jaane ke liye mera mann tadapta hai! magar straight route kahaan milegaa.. aur phir bhi hum logon ke beech mein samundar toh hain sirf saath saath nahin hain..

Biology: ermmm censored! bolti bandh!
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edited: thanks to inspiration from ash : kyunki meri dil ke har dhak dhak mein tum(mayank) ho!

Physics: Magnetic sense... log aankhon ko magnetic boltein hain..mere liye toh magnetic hain teri smile.. kaise karthe ho yaar... mein tumhaare area of effect mein aa chuki hoon.. ..bahar jaa ne ka mann nahin kartha aur karne ka koi bhi chance bhi nahin hain!!jab tum meri kareeb aate hon dil mein saare ke saare atoms excited state par chalte hain..kya logic bina science bhi kabhi hota hain!!

Botany: main tumhaara intezaar karoongi..... phoolon ke saath mujhe tum lene aana

zoology: double censored!

economics: dil chahata hain ki tum meri ban jao..is se zyaada keemti duniyaa mein kyaa ho sakthi hain! meri pyaar aur mere yaar sab kucch tum ho!

Hindi: sirf tere liye sirf tere liye ey mayank mein itni soch kar mushkil se hindi mein likh rahi hoon!(my mother tongue is nt hindi )
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PS: mera prince charming mayank hain..aur yeh us ke liye hain.. but this can be applicable fr any dream guy!! 😛

Members contributions::P
Ashu_DMG:
Biology: Mera heart beat skip ho jaata hai tujhe dekhne ke baad,khaate khaate agar sochu tujhe toh khaana atak jaataa hain Oesophagus ke paas!


Our dear Kavz:
Love-o-logy: A new subject which I have dedicated to Mayank (the owner/ruler/conqueror of my heart? )
Geneology: Inferred from Chunnu Ke pappa 👏 😆

lol caro yay you posted it!! you might wanna take off the "im not gonna post this" from your post now...hehehe i love this!! who needs school when you get such a great education on IF!! 😆😆😆 im starting to like school now...lol love it! 🤗

@pallu: i took it off.... 😛 nehas idea to post it!

hehe

nw u knw why i love school and keep going back to it!

oopps my bad...😳 was getting too excited there...just jumped straight to the good part you know...im trying to be a good student.

Originally posted by: cute2stay

oopps my bad...😳was getting too excited there...just jumped straight to the good part you know...im trying to be a good student.

lol yep now i know...now we just need our subject: i.e. mayank himself...im afraid i can't concentrate without him.

well the subject should be attractive naa 😆 😆 😆 so full marks!! mayank will bring u back again and again and again!

Originally posted by: carolinecj

well the subject should be attractive naa 😆 😆 😆 so full marks!! mayank will bring u back again and again and again!

Originally posted by: cute2stay

haha caro full marks on the subject himself!! this reminds me ofk3g where poo rates all her dates!!😆😆😆

who wouldn't attend class with a subject like that....i'd 'read' him all day....😍

aakhir humaare liye bhi mayank aisa subjects hotha tho full attendance hogi har subject mein! 😉

yea..and always pallu sit in the last bench fr maximum analysis

Originally posted by: carolinecj

aakhir humaare liye bhi mayank aisa subjects hotha tho full attendance hogi har subject mein! 😉

yea..and always pallu sit in the last bench fr maximum analysis

Originally posted by: cute2stay

last bench? no way caro! i'd sit in the very first row with my full concentration on my pyara subject!i like to pay full attention in class...and you know what? this is science na? toh we need to do full observations before we can come to any conclusions...toh i need to observe my subject close up....😍😳😳

why didnt i think of that!!!

WOW....!!!! We should start giving tuitions in all subjects except biology....LOved it Caro....!! esp the history geography part 🤣