Random Rambling: Why I'm going to get evicted...

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Posted: 16 years ago
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6:30 am: Both parental units are screaming to be heard over another. Reason: Darling daughter of theirs, apple of their eye, their khandaan ka chiraag, a.k.a me, 😃 won't wake up. They finally manage to achieve the right combination of yelling, threatening and cajoling and manage to rouse me. Dad mutters "thank god we only have one."
6:45 am: Darling daughter decides to youtube, instead of doing something useful like, you know, brush her teeth. Types in "MJHT" as keyword to see yesterday's Mayank scene. Chances upon new promo. [https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1062330] Watches with bated breath. Then comes reason of sure eviction: Unrivalled SCREAMING and FLAILING and RUNNING AROUND. Continuously, till
6: 55 am. Without a break.
I got up this morning cursing my university, my teachers, the world, myself for existing. But now? Throw me into a pit with poisonous snakes and a hungry mountain lion. Give me 4 pages of quadratic equations. Hell, go wild and give me trigonometry or ACCOUNTS EVEN! BRING IT ONNNNNNNN, SISTAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nirali, how can I thank god enough for the pure awesomeness that you are made of? HOW? I actually got down on my knees and said a little prayer for you and your family, wishing you happiness and health for eternity. I swear if you were standing here right now, next to me, you would be strangled to death coz I would be hugging you hard. And then after making sure you were alive, I would walk around doing your bidding for the next week or so. *sigh* I love you. I don't think I've ever told anyone that in my life. You're my lucky first.
I still can't stop screaming. So shove your fingers into your ears coz - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mayank. Nupur. Forget Nupur. MAYANK!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN RED LOOK SO GOOD ON SOMEONE!?!?!?! HOW! IT DEFIES THE LAWS OF... GRAVITY AND THERMODYNAMICS. Actually, Bijlani, you pretty much defy every law of physics. ☺️☺️☺️
Ok, someone explain yesterday's Mayank + mom scene to me, after the whole "I know how demanding you are" bit? The whole "har baar ka toast" thing? And what's with Mayank being so anal about Mom eating the edges of the toast? Geez. If it makes you happy, Mayank, I always eat the edges of MY toast. And then I eat 5 more slices. [What? I'm a growing girl. I need food.]
Ok so I gotta go coz I have to go get an education. Mom says that staring at Mayank for 8 hours isn't "a real job".... Pshhh, what does she know, corporate drone? Hmph. 🤢
Join in the screaming? Comments? Explain wtf Mayank meant? Anything and everything is welcome. Except the trigonometry I mentioned. I was kidding. I'm crap at math.
Nimmi 😊
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Posted: 16 years ago
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🤣 Nimmi, you're crazy!!! But since this promo was THAT fabulous, I think you have a free license for the craziness😆😆

What an ode to Nirali!!! I hope she hasn't fainted after reading this love letter to her🤣🤣

Ok, here's a couple trig equations for you:

sin(Nimmi) + Cos(new Mayur promo) = ?

tan(Mayank) + cot(red t-shirt) = ?

🤣🤣🤣


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Posted: 16 years ago
#3

Originally posted by: nureat01

🤣 Nimmi, you're crazy!!! But since this promo was THAT fabulous, I think you have a free license for the craziness😆😆

What an ode to Nirali!!! I hope she hasn't fainted after reading this love letter to her🤣🤣

Ok, here's a couple trig equations for you:

sin(Nimmi) + Cos(new Mayur promo) = ?

tan(Mayank) + cot(red t-shirt) = ?

🤣🤣🤣


License for craziness... Ji, woh toh mere birth certificate ke saath hi mere parents ko free mil gayi thi.... ☺️
Nirali didn't reply!!!!!!! To which I can only say "Yeh meraaa premmmm patraa padh kar.... TUm naaaraaaaz na hona...." 😳
Teacher, teacher, I did my homework!!!!!!! 😛😛

sin(nimmi) + cos (new promo) = intense urge to go join salsa lessons to find me a hottie like Mayank to grab me to himself so forcefully. ☺️
tan(mayank) + cot(red shirt) = instant crush on any guy who wears a red shirt now, whether he is worthy of it or not. 😆
Dude, I just got home 16 minutes ago, exactly, and I've seen the promo like 47 times already. 🤪
*lies on psychiatrist's couch* "What do you mean this is not HEALTHY BEHAVIOUR?!?!? YOU DIDN'T SEE THE SHIRT! AND THE GRABBING!!!!!!!!!!!! 😲😲😲 😡😡😡" *nimmi is locked away in ward with a thorazine drip* 🤪
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Posted: 16 years ago
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT JUST OCCURED TO ME THAT NUPUR'S WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES IN THE PROMO AS IN YEST'S EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEANING, THE SCENES ARE TODAY!?!?!?!?!??
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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🤣
this is just so hillarious

and abt his mom and him(mayan)
arre she knows him well
he wants all in perfecttion and jab ki he's not perfect too

i guess those sides were burnt
🤣
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Posted: 16 years ago
#6

Thank you!

I didn't see the promo until this post, and Mayank looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo darn HOTTTTT!

What am I going to do?????????? I have an exam in 4 hours, and then I have a midterm tomorrow, and the day after, and here I'm sitting dying to write about the HOTNESSSSSSS of Mayank! The red shirt, the serious look, pulling the girl into his arms!!!!!!! Now if only that was meeeeeeee!

I am going to watch this promo a zillion times! And I'm going to go to school day dreaming about Mayank!!!!.. And the red shirt!!!!!! Red never looked this sexy on a guy beforeeee!

Never been this into a guy before! Honestly I lose interest in a guy far too quickly, but with Mayank its just something differentttttttttt!! If only a guy like Mayank existedddddd!!!!!!!!
Edited by Gossip Girl - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: darkness_123

6:30 am: Both parental units are screaming to be heard over another. Reason: Darling daughter of theirs, apple of their eye, their khandaan ka chiraag, a.k.a me, 😃 won't wake up. They finally manage to achieve the right combination of yelling, threatening and cajoling and manage to rouse me. Dad mutters "thank god we only have one."

6:45 am: Darling daughter decides to youtube, instead of doing something useful like, you know, brush her teeth. Types in "MJHT" as keyword to see yesterday's Mayank scene. Chances upon new promo. [https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1062330] Watches with bated breath. Then comes reason of sure eviction: Unrivalled SCREAMING and FLAILING and RUNNING AROUND. Continuously, till
6: 55 am. Without a break.
I got up this morning cursing my university, my teachers, the world, myself for existing. But now? Throw me into a pit with poisonous snakes and a hungry mountain lion. Give me 4 pages of quadratic equations. Hell, go wild and give me trigonometry or ACCOUNTS EVEN! BRING IT ONNNNNNNN, SISTAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nirali, how can I thank god enough for the pure awesomeness that you are made of? HOW? I actually got down on my knees and said a little prayer for you and your family, wishing you happiness and health for eternity. I swear if you were standing here right now, next to me, you would be strangled to death coz I would be hugging you hard. And then after making sure you were alive, I would walk around doing your bidding for the next week or so. *sigh* I love you. I don't think I've ever told anyone that in my life. You're my lucky first.
I still can't stop screaming. So shove your fingers into your ears coz - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mayank. Nupur. Forget Nupur. MAYANK!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN RED LOOK SO GOOD ON SOMEONE!?!?!?! HOW! IT DEFIES THE LAWS OF... GRAVITY AND THERMODYNAMICS. Actually, Bijlani, you pretty much defy every law of physics. ☺️☺️☺️
Ok, someone explain yesterday's Mayank + mom scene to me, after the whole "I know how demanding you are" bit? The whole "har baar ka toast" thing? And what's with Mayank being so anal about Mom eating the edges of the toast? Geez. If it makes you happy, Mayank, I always eat the edges of MY toast. And then I eat 5 more slices. [What? I'm a growing girl. I need food.]
Ok so I gotta go coz I have to go get an education. Mom says that staring at Mayank for 8 hours isn't "a real job".... Pshhh, what does she know, corporate drone? Hmph. 🤢
Join in the screaming? Comments? Explain wtf Mayank meant? Anything and everything is welcome. Except the trigonometry I mentioned. I was kidding. I'm crap at math.
Nimmi 😊



i had jus posted the promo smetime then..!! !u must b among the first to have seen it as i posted the promo only at aroung 6-7 in the MORNIN!!!!! 😃 hahahahah i have to see this post made me laugh sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much n made my day n brought such a broad smile on my face really.... i nvr knew i culd smile as a rubberband streches..!! 😉 hehehehe yaaa i had written MJHT for my channel so..!! 😃 ur luck...!!! hahahaha ur post i sooo funny..!! !did u gt late??!???? im sure u did???!??? n ru still alive???????????? thts the REAL QUESTION TO ASK!!!! 😃 hehehehehe im do tht too..!! I HATE GTTN UP EARLY!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 😡 *YAWNS & LAZEZ (REMEMBERS HW NICE IT FEELS JUS TOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP WITHOUT MOTHRS NAGGIN N WAKIN UP) YAWNS AGN!!! LOOKS AT HER BED!!! N THNKS SHE SHULD SLEEP AFTR THIS AWESME N FUNNY POST!!!!*

omgggggggggggggggg Nimmi..!!! hw can i thank god enugh for the pure awesmeness UR MADE OF!????!????!?????????????????!??? ommmmgggg *FEELS HAPPY n WONDERS SHE NVR DOES SUCH THNGS!!!!* i have nvr in life had sme1 do tht for atleast nt tht i knw off..!!! SOOO TOUCHED HUN!!! 😃 no no dnt wrry i wuldnt be the only one strangled..!!! id be doin tht to u too..>!! 😆 😆 hahahahaha..!!!! my biddin..!???? ???? ???? wow i wonder wht price i wuld b bought at??!????? n hu wuld buy me man???!????? omgggggg...!!! 😃 dnt wrry i love u too aftr this awesme n favvvvv love letter of fine...!!! 😃 ❤️ ❤️ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!! im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy i culd make ur day...!!! 😃 really i am..!!! n u tooo shoe the finger in ur ear too..!!! HERE CMES THE YELLIN!!!!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he does he looks WOW!!! 😃 i knw i tooo need food man...!!! IM A GROWIN CHILD!!! but ya my my sis does eat mre than me...!!! 😆 n agn THANKS FOR THE LOVE LETTER!!!! ITS JUS WOW!!!! im gonna print it n put it in my LETTER BOXXX!!! 😃 u totally MADE MY DAYYYY!!! 😃
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: Gossip Girl

Thank you!

I didn't see the promo until this post, and Mayank looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo darn HOTTTTT!

What am I going to do?????????? I have an exam in 4 hours, and then I have a midterm tomorrow, and the day after, and here I'm sitting dying to write about the HOTNESSSSSSS of Mayank! The red shirt, the serious look, pulling the girl into his arms!!!!!!! Now if only that was meeeeeeee!

I am going to watch this promo a zillion times! And I'm going to go to school day dreaming about Mayank!!!!.. And the red shirt!!!!!! Red never looked this sexy on a guy beforeeee!

Never been this into a guy before! Honestly I lose interest in a guy far too quickly, but with Mayank its just something differentttttttttt!! If only a guy like Mayank existedddddd!!!!!!!!



Damn Mayank. The year of 2008 is going to have a record high of girls dropping out of educational institutes.

Researcher 1:
Dr Smith! Look at this, Asian girls all over the world are dropping out of schools and colleges like never before! Why do you think this is!?
Researcher 2: It's that DAMNED Bijlani boy on that new show. He's going to be the cause of a pandemic of half educated girls! Someone get him off screen already!

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Headlines [23rd January, 2009]: Arjun Bijlani is deemed international extremist looking to cripple Asia's intellectual wealth sources; sentenced to 15 days with each fan. Bijlani says he prefers death to screaming, clawing, sobbing fangirls. 😵
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Thank God I have no tests/assignments/projects this week. I would willingly fail to watch the same Mayank scenes again and again. ☺️ Not good news for my parents who are spending a pretty penny on my education. 🤓

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Posted: 16 years ago
#9

Originally posted by: nureat01

🤣 Nimmi, you're crazy!!! But since this promo was THAT fabulous, I think you have a free license for the craziness😆😆

What an ode to Nirali!!! I hope she hasn't fainted after reading this love letter to her🤣🤣

Ok, here's a couple trig equations for you:

sin(Nimmi) + Cos(new Mayur promo) = ?

tan(Mayank) + cot(red t-shirt) = ?

🤣🤣🤣




i agree with u!!!!!! ....!!!!! free license for craziness for Nimmi cuz the post was AWESME 👏 i actually did...!!! REALLY WHT AN ODE TO ME!!!! *GETS UP FRM THE CHAIR WONDERS WHT TO WRITE AS SHE IS OUT OF WORDS N SOOO TOUCHED n shes also STRANGLLIN SME1 BY HUGGIN HER!!!! hahahahah*

*FIRST SHE SCREAMS MAMMA then she realises... she left man... SIGHS IN RELIEF* i sucked at maths..!!! so nt solvin it...!!!! STILL SUCK!!! thts y i left MATHS n took SP!!! THANK GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! 😃
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Posted: 16 years ago
#10

Originally posted by: nirali_shah91


i had jus posted the promo smetime then..!! !u must b among the first to have seen it as i posted the promo only at aroung 6-7 in the MORNIN!!!!! 😃 hahahahah i have to see this post made me laugh sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much n made my day n brought such a broad smile on my face really.... i nvr knew i culd smile as a rubberband streches..!! 😉 hehehehe yaaa i had written MJHT for my channel so..!! 😃 ur luck...!!! hahahaha ur post i sooo funny..!! !did u gt late??!???? im sure u did???!??? n ru still alive???????????? thts the REAL QUESTION TO ASK!!!! 😃 hehehehehe im do tht too..!! I HATE GTTN UP EARLY!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 😡 *YAWNS & LAZEZ (REMEMBERS HW NICE IT FEELS JUS TOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP WITHOUT MOTHRS NAGGIN N WAKIN UP) YAWNS AGN!!! LOOKS AT HER BED!!! N THNKS SHE SHULD SLEEP AFTR THIS AWESME N FUNNY POST!!!!*

omgggggggggggggggg Nimmi..!!! hw can i thank god enugh for the pure awesmeness UR MADE OF!????!????!?????????????????!??? ommmmgggg *FEELS HAPPY n WONDERS SHE NVR DOES SUCH THNGS!!!!* i have nvr in life had sme1 do tht for atleast nt tht i knw off..!!! SOOO TOUCHED HUN!!! 😃 no no dnt wrry i wuldnt be the only one strangled..!!! id be doin tht to u too..>!! 😆 😆 hahahahaha..!!!! my biddin..!???? ???? ???? wow i wonder wht price i wuld b bought at??!????? n hu wuld buy me man???!????? omgggggg...!!! 😃 dnt wrry i love u too aftr this awesme n favvvvv love letter of fine...!!! 😃 ❤️ ❤️ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!! im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy i culd make ur day...!!! 😃 really i am..!!! n u tooo shoe the finger in ur ear too..!!! HERE CMES THE YELLIN!!!!

in 5....


4....


3....



2.....


1.....


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he does he looks WOW!!! 😃 i knw i tooo need food man...!!! IM A GROWIN CHILD!!! but ya my my sis does eat mre than me...!!! 😆 n agn THANKS FOR THE LOVE LETTER!!!! ITS JUS WOW!!!! im gonna print it n put it in my LETTER BOXXX!!! 😃 u totally MADE MY DAYYYY!!! 😃



You know Nirali, I'm a marketing student... 😉 I could make KSG buy you. One meeting with me and he'll
be all "Shraddha who?? It's always been Nirali!" 😉

Glad I made your day, coz you sure made mine.... 🥳 While all my friends sat in
class like 🥱, I sat there like 😃, thinking about how I would
get home and see the video again and again.... Oh what a wonderful day! 😃 I dont even care that I've
managed to have the worst luck this month and have been breaking everything I like, including my
laptop.... 😲 ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD AGAIN!!!!!!! Oh what a beautiful world, with beautiful men like
Mayank, we live in! 😳

*birds chirping, waterfall sounds; Nimmi running around in garden, singing to rabbits and squirrels..*
Edited by darkness_123 - 16 years ago

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