6:30 am: Both parental units are screaming to be heard over another. Reason: Darling daughter of theirs, apple of their eye, their khandaan ka chiraag, a.k.a me, 😃 won't wake up. They finally manage to achieve the right combination of yelling, threatening and cajoling and manage to rouse me. Dad mutters "thank god we only have one."
6:45 am: Darling daughter decides to youtube, instead of doing something useful like, you know, brush her teeth. Types in "MJHT" as keyword to see yesterday's Mayank scene. Chances upon new promo. [
https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1062330] Watches with bated breath. Then comes reason of sure eviction: Unrivalled SCREAMING and FLAILING and RUNNING AROUND. Continuously, till
6: 55 am. Without a break.
I got up this morning cursing my university, my teachers, the world, myself for existing. But now? Throw me into a pit with poisonous snakes and a hungry mountain lion. Give me 4 pages of quadratic equations. Hell, go wild and give me trigonometry or ACCOUNTS EVEN! BRING IT ONNNNNNNN, SISTAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nirali, how can I thank god enough for the pure awesomeness that you are made of? HOW? I actually got down on my knees and said a little prayer for you and your family, wishing you happiness and health for eternity. I swear if you were standing here right now, next to me, you would be strangled to death coz I would be hugging you hard. And then after making sure you were alive, I would walk around doing your bidding for the next week or so. *sigh* I love you. I don't think I've ever told anyone that in my life. You're my lucky first.
I still can't stop screaming. So shove your fingers into your ears coz - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mayank. Nupur. Forget Nupur. MAYANK!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN RED LOOK SO GOOD ON SOMEONE!?!?!?! HOW! IT DEFIES THE LAWS OF... GRAVITY AND THERMODYNAMICS. Actually, Bijlani, you pretty much defy every law of physics. ☺️☺️☺️
Ok, someone explain yesterday's Mayank + mom scene to me, after the whole "I know how demanding you are" bit? The whole "har baar ka toast" thing? And what's with Mayank being so anal about Mom eating the edges of the toast? Geez. If it makes you happy, Mayank, I always eat the edges of MY toast. And then I eat 5 more slices. [What? I'm a growing girl. I need food.]
Ok so I gotta go coz I have to go get an education. Mom says that staring at Mayank for 8 hours isn't "a real job".... Pshhh, what does she know, corporate drone? Hmph. 🤢
Join in the screaming? Comments? Explain wtf Mayank meant? Anything and everything is welcome. Except the trigonometry I mentioned. I was kidding. I'm crap at math.
Nimmi 😊
Edited by darkness_123 - 16 years ago