Really funny ones! 😆
Well, these are some incidents I remember (dont know if you'll find them funny, but I definitely had a good laugh!)
Our High school always conducted Hockey Matches b/w the teachers and the local police and some student organizations always sold tickets whose proceeds went to charity.
Well, my friends and I were in two minds about going...since the match was in the last period and we could get out of school early for a movie if we wanted.
A guy I knew was selling the tickets and he was really pushy about selling them (he was bugging me to buy one at least every hour). At the last minute, my buds decided that we would go so we bought the tickets from someone else.
In the lunch hour, we were sitting in the cafeteria and chatting and Mr. Pushy comes up to me and says, "Hey T.... come on, be a sport, buy one!" I quietly take my purse and start rummaging in it (In the background I can hear him shouting "Yes!" ) and then I pull out my ticket and wave it in his face...😆 (I know it was a bit mean, but it was SO funny..the way his jaw nearly hit the floor! My buds were laughing like crazy!)
Another incident was when I was in my last yr of HS and was giving a mini-presentation for my Law Class. There were a bunch of guys at the back who kept making wise-cracks for every presentation...(They thought they were really funny, but they kept annoying everyone)
So, I started giving my presentation and then one of the guys makes a crack about something I said. I was in the middle of a sentence when I turned to him and said, "Will you please shut your mouth? Thanks!" Then I kept continuing with my presentation as if there was no interruption. Everyone was laughing including the prof.