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678002

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Posted: 12 years ago

#361

Aaj maine breakup ki party rakhli hai
Subah se ek botal daru bhi peeli hai
Sleeper lagake mummy daddy ko suake
Aao mere paas yaaron gaao sur sa lagake
Upar upar upar upar in the air
Upar upar upar upar in the air

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678002

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Posted: 12 years ago

#362

Dil se hai aaj maine usko nikala
Dil to hai pagal jo fudakta tha saala
Is baat se baat se baat pe uthao haath
Upar upar upar upar in the air
Upar upar upar upar in the air

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Hussain

@.Hussain.

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#363

1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi eitbar nahi..
maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi.

2nd girl: Kyu kya hua
tumneuse kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh lia?
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1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke
ke sath dekh lia hai.
Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai.

Jhutha, Dhokebaaz,farebi.

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Shruti

@..Glycerine..

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#364

Originally posted by: AttitudePrince

Kya Hua

pasand nahi aaya... 🤢

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Hussain

@.Hussain.

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#365

TEACHER : - batao bacho hindi ki
phli silent movie konsi thi.
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SANTA : - Teacher jab wo film silent
thi to aapko kaise pata chala ki
wo hindi me hai.

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Hussain

@.Hussain.

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#366

Originally posted by: -Shruti18-

pasand nahi aaya... 🤢

Spamming Mai Pasand Na Pasand Kaisi 🤣

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Hussain

@.Hussain.

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#367

pappu :Tujhe ghar se market pahochne me 1 ghanta laga lekin return me 4 ghante kyo?
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Banta :Kya karu yaar reverse me ek hi gear tha

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Hussain

@.Hussain.

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#368

Army Training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se
pucha :-
Ye hath me kya hai?

Santa -Sir Ye banduk h!

Officer-Ye banduk nhi tumhari izzat or
shaan hai,
Tumhari Maa hai Maa!!

Then Officer to Pappu Sipahi

Officer :- Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?
Pappu :- sir, Ye Santa ki maa h or
humari
aunty hai aunty.

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Hussain

@.Hussain.

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#369

Teacher : Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega wo gharja sakta hai
Tabhi Santa ne apna bag uthakar bahar fek
deta hai
Teacher : wo bag kisne feka ??
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Santa : Maine aur ab mai ghar
ja raha hu ...