Spam Lovers ;);) #6 (open for all IF-ians) - Page 35

Originally posted by: ...Such...

Aashiqon main jiska title Titanic
Oo aashiqon main jiska title Titanic
Muaah kinara dikha kar ke dooba de gaya
Jhalla, mera aashiq jhalla wallah

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1 Seher me Train se 100 Logon ka
accident hua.

99 mar gaye 1 Pappu hi bach gaya!

Reporter ne usse pucha ye sb kaise
hua?

Pappu: anouncment hua ki
Shatabdi Express platform par aa
rahi hai,
to sab ghabra ke platform se
kudkar patri pe aa gaye, par saali
train platform par nahi patri pe
aayi %)
.
.
.
Reporter: Aur ap smajdar nikle jo
patri par nahi utray!

Pappu: Ji nahi,
mai to suicide karne aya tha,
anouncemnt sunkar patri se hat
kar platform par let gaya !

Originally posted by: ...Such...

Humne samjha tha jise golden jublee jise
Haaye samjha tha jise golden jublee jise
Oh Woh tu matinee dekha kar ke chuma le gaya
Jhalla mera aashiq jhalla wallah

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Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar
mein dance kar rahi thi..
.
(Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha)
.
Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat maangi...
.
Raja ne Kaha, 'Puccho.'
.
Ladki ne kaha, 'Jab Khuda Husn
Taqsim kar raha tha,Tab Aapkahan the..??
.
Raja ne ghussa na kiya,
balki Muskurate huey Kaha, 'Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi thi,
.
Toh main Kismat ki Line me
khada
Kismat le raha tha...
.
Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi Husn Waliya'n
meri gulam ki tarah Nach Rahi
hai..
.
Isi Liye Shayar Khoob Kehta hai,
.
"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost, Husn Waale to Aksar
Naseeb Walo ke Gulamhua
Karte hai..

Hum jagate rahe dil jalate rahe
Woh jamai raazai mein lagata raha
Jhalla mera aashiq Jhalla Wallah
Mera balma jhalla wallah

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Girl: Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha He Kitney ka Liya ?

Boy: Race competition Me Jeeta He.

Girl: Wow,, Race Me Kitne Log The?
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Boy: 3 Police Wale, 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?

Boy- haan :)

Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi

Boy- oye..

Pyaar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte

Originally posted by: AttitudePrince

Girl: Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha He Kitney ka Liya ?

Boy: Race competition Me Jeeta He.

Girl: Wow,, Race Me Kitne Log The?
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Boy: 3 Police Wale, 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.

facebook par se copy kiya

Chal ri chal re ab side me hoja
Dhundle apna aashik duja
Aira gaira nathu khaira
Fukra sa shehri chuusa

Originally posted by: AttitudePrince

1 Seher me Train se 100 Logon ka
accident hua.

99 mar gaye 1 Pappu hi bach gaya!

Reporter ne usse pucha ye sb kaise
hua?

Pappu: anouncment hua ki
Shatabdi Express platform par aa
rahi hai,
to sab ghabra ke platform se
kudkar patri pe aa gaye, par saali
train platform par nahi patri pe
aayi %)
.
.
.
Reporter: Aur ap smajdar nikle jo
patri par nahi utray!

Pappu: Ji nahi,
mai to suicide karne aya tha,
anouncemnt sunkar patri se hat
kar platform par let gaya !

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