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@ruby89

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Posted: 19 years ago

Let's see what funny statements we come up woth😆 try it and post ur answers for fun😆

Pick the month you were born in:

January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I did the Macarena with
April - I played with
May - I choked on
June - I murdered
July - I sang to
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I smoked
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 - a paperclip
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a gangster
6 - a Mexican
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friend's boyfriend
10 - my neighbour
11 - an iPod
12 - a banana
13 - Chuck Norris
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - myself
20 - a football player
21 - a ninja
22 - a fireman
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a baseball bat
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - my science teacher
29 - a permanent marker
30 - a llama
31 - a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because I was high.
Black - because that's how I roll.
Pink - because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green - because I hate myself.
Purple - because I'm cool.
Gray - because I was drunk.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Orange - because I hate my family.
Other - because that's how I roll.
None - because I can't control myself.