Compositions on a whim - Shayri/banter special thread - Page 5

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Composition # 25

Author - Physics_girl

Nikki ko dekh k mai ho gayi inspire,

Try kiya maine v banne ko shaayar😂😂.

This one-

Manushi chalein lagaane Meets k zindagi mai aag,

Socha usne isbaar v Meet degi apni behen k liye tyaag,

Par isbaar hamare ustaad ne kaha hai didi tu hamare zindagi se bhaag,

Meet bole -

Pata chal gaya mujhe tu hai kaisi nagin,

Ab Ahlawat house mai tu apne dinein Ginn,

Kyunki tu jaldi hone wala hai expose,

Par pata yeh nahi ki kab mere pati karega mujhe propose,

Ho raha tha banda bada romantic during Lohri,

Chipkar aake khila gaya mujhe Revdri,

Kehte hai mai hu choti jaise ek Jeeri,

Phir v samajhta hai mujhe wo ek gundi,

Sochta hai sabko pitte phirti hu leke hathodi,

Lagta hai jaldi hi gusse mai ussi k sar phod dungi,

Husbands kehte hai apne wives ko pari ya sundari,

Mere walein ne samajh bethei mujhe Janwaar ki parchai,

Ho raha tha usse apne hi pita se jalan,

Jisne bachpan se ki unke posan-paalan,

Phir v bohot pyaara hai Dauduraam mera,

Jhud gaye haamare bich ek rishta pyaara,

Par uske saamne nahi karungi taarif uske,

Kahi nachne na lage wo mere sar chadhke.

Composition # 26

Author -NikkiGarg

Meet chli ti badalne duniya ki reet ,

pr bdl gyi Gopi bahu jise ni h ab kisi se preet,

Thapki-Hansika ki sindoor fight,

Meet -Manushi is like who will get MA’s right,

Preeta b bni hui h sherni kya ldi wo aj Prithvi se,

Or yha hm dekh re h panchayati raaz k whi ghise pite qisse,

ITV ki rangeen duniya ki kai h anokhi kahaniya,

ye behen bni sautan track laakr writers ne mera interest hi duba diya….

Originally posted by: nikkiGarg

Composition # 26

Author -NikkiGarg

Meet chli ti badalne duniya ki reet ,

pr bdl gyi Gopi bahu jise ni h ab kisi se preet,

Thapki-Hansika ki sindoor fight,

Meet -Manushi is like who will get MA’s right,

Preeta b bni hui h sherni kya ldi wo aj Prithvi se,

Or yha hm dekh re h panchayati raaz k whi ghise pite qisse,

ITV ki rangeen duniya ki kai h anokhi kahaniya,

ye behen bni sautan track laakr writers ne mera interest hi duba diya….

@bold-ekdam pak chuki hu yeh same regressive track se🤡

Composition #27

Author - NikkiGarg

Cue given by Mehraan - Tej Ahlawat taking a stand and leaving the house with Sunaina and MH (Imaginary)

Meet Ahlawat- Tej veere ruko .. aap apni biwi ko le ja re ho… meri wali ko kyu le ja re ho…

Tej- ye to Mom, Masoom and Manushi se puch…

is M-cube ne meri dost ka jeena mushkil kr rkha h… and tu bs khade khade chup chaap sunta rhta h…

Raj- are beta aisa ni h… meri bahu meri betiya h..

Tej- pr ap Mom k number 1 fan h .. or unke aage aap b kuch ni bol pate ..

Babita- Tej beta .. tum apni mom ko in ldkiyo k liye chd kr ja re ho…

Tej- Mom, phli baat ye ldkiya ni h .. 1 meri biwi h and dusri meri behen… so please aap roz roz inki insult ni kr skti… or because you guys can’t quit it.. to mai le ja ra hu dono ko..

Meet Ahlawat - Tej veere .. na mai apko Meet ko le jane dunga na apko jane dunga… biwi h meri wo .. or ap mere dil ka tukda…Meet smjhao na Tej veere ko..

Tej- to roz jo mom in dono ko sunati h .. tb tuje ye yaad ni ata.. now we are leaving.. tu rh Mom k sath.. and dhyan rkhna sbka … atleast ye to kr hi lena… or kuch to hua ni tujse …

and the trio leaves …

Composition # 28

Author - Physics_girl

MH and Manushi Kheer competition…

Meet and Didi are making kheer.

By mistake Mannu didi dropped the spoon from a height in her kheer vessel. The hot kheer particles jumped and landed on her face. She immediately ran to the basin to wash her face with cold water. Luckily she did not suffer any burns. But her makeup washed off and Kajal smudged all over her face.

She did not realise this and continued her work. MeetA came stealthily to the kitchen to have a glimpse of his wife but was instead frightened to look the new halat of Mannu didi.

MA-Aaaaa.....Bhoot.

MH-aaaaa...

(Just like they always shout)

In this shouting, as Manushi was about to pour only a few strands of kesar, whole bottle fell making the kheer blood red.

Later when MA tastes both the kheer. MH's one has a little bit less sugar. Then he takes a spoon of Manushi's kheer and bites into something solid. It was Manushi's broken nail with blue colour nail paint. It broke when MA shouted and she out of shock took her hand to her mouth. It striked her nose and broke. It left a mark there too.😐😐😐

Originally posted by: nikkiGarg

Composition #27

Author - NikkiGarg

Cue given by Mehraan - Tej Ahlawat taking a stand and leaving the house with Sunaina and MH (Imaginary)

Meet Ahlawat- Tej veere ruko .. aap apni biwi ko le ja re ho… meri wali ko kyu le ja re ho…

Tej- ye to Mom, Masoom and Manushi se puch…

is M-cube ne meri dost ka jeena mushkil kr rkha h… and tu bs khade khade chup chaap sunta rhta h…

Raj- are beta aisa ni h… meri bahu meri betiya h..

Tej- pr ap Mom k number 1 fan h .. or unke aage aap b kuch ni bol pate ..

Babita- Tej beta .. tum apni mom ko in ldkiyo k liye chd kr ja re ho…

Tej- Mom, phli baat ye ldkiya ni h .. 1 meri biwi h and dusri meri behen… so please aap roz roz inki insult ni kr skti… or because you guys can’t quit it.. to mai le ja ra hu dono ko..

Meet Ahlawat - Tej veere .. na mai apko Meet ko le jane dunga na apko jane dunga… biwi h meri wo .. or ap mere dil ka tukda…Meet smjhao na Tej veere ko..

Tej- to roz jo mom in dono ko sunati h .. tb tuje ye yaad ni ata.. now we are leaving.. tu rh Mom k sath.. and dhyan rkhna sbka … atleast ye to kr hi lena… or kuch to hua ni tujse …

and the trio leaves …

Originally posted by: mehraan

Hahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣… Too gud😆😆… Itni jaldi mast scene bi banadiya!!!! The ladt mocking line from Tej to Meetwa….🤣

tbhi to this thread is called compositions on a whim… soch kr likhte to pura OS ni likh dete…🤣

Hey I think you may like this thread. So tagging you here.😃

Composition # 29

By nikkiGarg and Physics_girl

Bold-nikkiGarg,

Italics- Physics_girl

Manushi ne phir se maari teer,

Banake MA k liye kheer,🤣

Par MH aake Karegi sab plan chopat,

Banake Mannu didi ki popat.🤣

kya btaye tume dost,

all my hopes are lost,

jeete koi b ye horrible competition,

Fact yhi h k absurd h ye “Pati jeeto” competition…. 😭

MA ab tumhari baari hai apni patni ko do attention,

Kahi der na ho jaye, jaldi shuru karo apni redemption .🤣

redemption wo tb krega jb use pta chle k kya pak ri h khichdi,

patni se h naraaz wo or Manushi h Babita k sir pr chadi,

Daadi ne bola h jhoot na jane kis wajah se,

ab dekho kya krti h MH, pr mje bachao koi is saza se…

Daadi ko jhoot bolne k liye kiya gaya blackmail,

Writers jaldi utaro Mannu didi k mukhote se acchai ka veil,

Jaldi laao MA ka MH par interest,

Didi ko dekh uth gaya viewers ka show pe se interest.🤣

interest to aisa gya h mere k ab shayd hi laut kr ayega,

ye dil ab SSP ki is bewafai ko kbhi bhula ni payega,

andhera hi andhera h charo taraf, ni h ujale ki koi kiran,

Ab mai kya btau k ni pdta mje k ho MeetAurMeet ka ya ManMeet ka milan.

Milan jiska v ho ab mujhe ghanta fark padta,

Maaja to aate hai yaa IF pe crib Krna aur mazzak udana,

Discuss kar-karke har ek scene ko karna hai over-analyse,

Overthinking k wajah se kahi ho na jaye dimag paralyze.

😝😝

sahi kaha tumne k soch soch kr marne lge h ab brain cell,

I can’t even say that All is well that ends well,

kyuki end kuch b ho, wo charm to gya,

ab MH jeete ya na jeet ye competition isse hume kya? 🤷🏽‍♀️

The way we had wasted hours of time,

We would have got arrested long back if it was a crime.

yes crime it is and punished is what we ought to be,

Lord grant me the courage so that I can flee,

but addiction is the sin and yes I have sinned,

it will take humongous effort for me to rescind ….

No dear friend, don't already take leave,

Last 10 day wala chance to the writers I request you to give,

By then I hope we can together crib and enjoy,

How the writers would have planned exposure of Churail Manushi's ploy.

ye Manushi h ya manhoosiyat ki dukaan,

pak gye kaan mere sun sun kr iski “Mera Meet Ahlawat” puraan,

Kaise umeed rkhe k kb bharega iske paap ka ghara,

Meet Ahlawat tum kuch krte kyu ni, btlao to zara ….😡

Manushi ka bhanda jald hi phutega zaroor,

Nahi toh girti trp kar dega unhe mazboor,

Ya toh Manushi hatege ya toh show,

Kyunki warna padega off-air warning ka ek bada blow.