Compositions on a whim - Shayri/banter special thread

so Somewhere in Dec.. me Neha(MysteryLushes) and Anisha(ShivanyaSingh) got this bug of holding a virtual mehfil and do kaafiya...

we never thought of putting it somewhere but after so many of you asked me (not many Jiggy, Arpi and Nephy actually 🤣 pr bolne me kya jaata h....🤣)

... so opening this thread for everyone who likes to do any whimsical composition (or sasti shayri) like me...

I will be reserving first few posts to copy paste as many as I can find in old threads,

if anyone of you find anything that I missed or want to add your own composition, feel free to do so... this thread does not belong to me but to all who likes to add any lines/verse/poem/composition or even a tiny tale which does not call for a separate topic creation... just tag me and I will update the index.

Neha and Anisha if you could find yours.. please add na... I will add our whole kaafiya mehfil in one post...

Index :

Page 1 - Composition 1-7

Page 2 - Composition 8-11

Page 3 - Composition 12-16

Page 4 - Composition 17-20

Page 5 - Composition 21-24

Page 6 - Composition 25-28

Page 7 - Composition 29 - 31

Composition # 1: (Author - NikkiGarg)

Meet H is behen prem me andhi,

uska bas chle to wo krwa de Jija-saali ki sandhi(milan or patch up),

Meet A pakka aage chl kr hoga baawra,

Meet H ko bolo apne pati pr b dhyan de zara,

Tej-Sunaina ki kahaani parwaan chdegi,

or jldi hi Raam uncle ki pol khulegi....

Composition # 2 (Author - NikkiGarg)

Nigaahe badal ri h, nazaro me chahat badal ri h...

jo na badla wo ho tum or mai, hum jo kl te aj b whi h....

fir kyu jazbaat badal re h, kyu rhte ho tum zehen me h hr lamha,

tumari baatein, tumari muskurahat sb ki ho gyi h aadat ab, na jaana ab kabhi chd kr hme tum kahi,

k ho jayenge hm tanha.....

Composition # 3 (Author - NikkiGarg)

shabdo me b dhal jayenge ehsaas, tum bharosa to rkho,

abhi ye dono aur bhi ayenge paas, tum bharosa to rkho,

pyaar or chalave me kya hota h fark ye b nazar ayega, tum bharosa to rkho,

nazro se hota hua pyaar ik din jabaa pr b utar ayega bus tum bharosa to rkho.....

Composition # 4 (Author - NikkiGarg)

(Copied from 15 Jan Not A Written Update thread)

“Tej-Sunaina ki Adhuri Prem Kahani,

Jise Mrs Meet Ahlawat ne poora krne ki h thaani,

Manushi kr le laakh koshish,

Meet Ahlawat ko kheech ri h patni ki kashish,

Masoom ko napasand h Meet H and Sunaina,

Ek din pachtayegi wo dekhte rehna,

apne pyar ki khatir kbhi self respect mt girana,

This is Meet Hooda’s gyaan for Sunaina,

Oon k dhaago ki trah ulajh gye h rishtey,

pr whi dhaage bharenge khushiyo ki kishtey,

Babita-Manushi k badalte rishtey kya rang layenge,

kya kabhi Tej-Sunaina fir se sang ayenge,

Aaj jo kiya Babita ne uski ni h koi maafi,

Tej ko yaad h Sunaina, pr Babita ni zara bhi,

Sbse special h Meet Hooda ye baat sbne Jaani,

na dhundh ske koi gift apne gift k kiye, Meet Ahlawat ko h is baat se hairani,

dosti h ya kuch aur, ye to MeetAurMeet hi jaane,

Meet Hooda ki psnd jaan ne ki ho ri h koshish, haal chaal puchne k bahane,

Vichitra Anubha ki kyu jaagi h soyi hui Atma,

Meet Ahlawat please kr do tum Manushi ka khatma…”

Composition # 5

Tagline suggested by md410 for 16 dec Honeymoon promo

(Author - md410)

laut aaya hai meet ka pahla pyaar

Kya hoga iska meet pe anjaam

Kya bahan karegi bahan ko barbaad

Ya meet ki zindagi ho jaayegi aabaad

Composition # 6 THE HONEYMOON COMPOSITION

The complete virtual Kaafiya mehfil to celebrate Honeymoon promo released on 16 Dec.

contributors : NikkiGarg, ShivanyaSingh, MysteryLushes

The Virtual Mehfil:

Verse # 1 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Behna na Kar payi apne lalchi sapno ko Abaad

Isliye aagyi karne apni behen ka Ghar barbaad

Verse # 2 (Author - NikkiGarg)

waah waah waah kya baat kahi aapne ,

Sunkr apka kafiya lagi meri rooh kapne ..

Verse # 3 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Dhanywaad aapka

Manusi Didi Sach jaan k dengi kunnu ko tapka

Verse # 4 (Author - NikkiGarg)

Manushi Didi h lomdi to Kunal b h chalak....

Krne wala h unke rich sasural k sapne ko jala kr raakh..

Verse # 5 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Meetwa ur meety ko hum dekhenge bas

Man karta h kunnu ur mannu ka gala du kas

Verse # 6 (Author- NikkiGarg)

Meety and Meetwa to hai hi dekhne ki cheez,

But unke honeymoon pr no Manushi please….

Verse # 7 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Manusi Didi ko pati patni k bich s bhagao

Meety ur meetwa k bich pyaar jagao

Verse # 8 (Author - NikkiGarg)

jaagega jaagega is honeymoon pr pyaar b jaagega,

pr usse phle Kunal Manushi di ko loot kr bhagega..

Verse # 9 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Honeymoon h meetwa ur meety ka

PR Kya khyal h Kyu h manusi Didi waha

akhir raaz Kya h unki is raan neeti ka

😂😂😂

(Maza aa gya maza aa gya 😂)

Verse # 10 (Author - NikkiGarg)

Manushi di ko kr gya h Kunal Kangal,

isliye wo bun ri h Meetwa k liye jaal,

pr apni meety b h kamaal,

galne ni degi wo Manushi di ki daal..

Verse # 11(Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Ek tarf Kunal manusi Didi ko loot Lega

dusri or meetwa or meety k bich pyaar ka phool khilega

Verse # 12(Author - NikkiGarg)

phool khile hai gulshan gulshan,

Meet(A) dega Meet (H) ko tuition,

Manushi didi kya krengi honeymoon pr, ye to pta ni,

pr aa raha h Tej veera, guess kro wo positive hoga ya ni

Verse # 13(Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Honey moon ka shor h

Kunnu ur mannu chor h......

Verse # 14 (Author - NikkiGarg)

Manushi ka chor hone pr koi shaq ni,

dil churaya usne Meet (A) ka, jis pr uska koi haq ni,

ab Meet (H) krne wali h shuru apne pati ka upchaar,

pr Didi wapas aakr lagayengi tadka in this achaar …

Verse # 15 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Aaya h meetwa barat leke

Meeti h Khush

Bs hr baar tarah ki tarah

Manusi Didi ka plan ho Jaye phus

Verse # 16 (Author - NikkiGarg)

plan to banaya h Manushi ne Meet(A) ko fir se fasane ka,

fir se fasane ka or Meet (H) ko raste se htane ka,

pr jaane mje kyu h aisa lgta,

k tej veera, Meet (H) ka sahara h bn skta…

Verse # 17 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Meety ko tej Veera m apna Bhai milega

Meetwa ur fam k Dil m meety k liye pyaar badhega

manusi Didi k hone ya na hone ka koi Matlab nai

Meet ko Kya jeetegi y Jo apne pariwar ki na ho payi

Verse # 18 (Author - NikkiGarg)

umeed to yhi h , or umeed pr duniya kayam h,

Meet(A) and Meet (H) k dil milne ka ye hi sahi time h.. khauf to h thoda Manushi ka pr khushi b h,

uska chapter hoga close, dil me ye arzoo dabi si h…

Verse # 19 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Dil m h pyaar meetwa k, meety k hoontho pe gitwa

Jhoot bole Jo manusi Didi use kaat khaye bichuwa

Verse # 20 (Author - NikkiGarg)

Jhoot bole Kauwa kaate, kaale kauve se dariyo,

Manushi di MeetAurMeet k beech me to ayengi, tum dekhte rahiyo…

Verse # 21 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Meety bacchi ka Kya h akhir kasoor

Manusi Didi ko Kya hi bole wo to h aadat s majboor

(Manusi Didi - huzur huzur main hu adat see majboor)

Verse # 22 (Author - NikkiGarg)

aadat ni babu, ise zarurat khte h …

hm hi jante h hm kaise Meet(A) ka majnupana sehte h,

kya kre ldke ne dil jeet liya h hmara,

warna koi na daale us lute pite ashiq ko chaara …

Verse # 23 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Meetwa bna firta h dhokha khaya majnu ur devdas

Manusi Didi ki harkate dekh ke humari aankhein kehti h bas bas bas

Verse # 24 (Author - NikkiGarg)

Dhoka to khaya h usne, pr its a blessing in disguise,

Usko ni chamka h ye ab tk because Meet (A) is not wise,

Meet (A) le lo wifey k dimaag ka subscription,

bahut ho gya dost-biwi ka game, its time for some action…

Verse # 25(Author - MysteryLushes)

Kismat ney kaisa khel hain raacha

Joh baane waala tha paati woh bangaya jijaa

Royal palace dekh k jeeb isski laplapayi

Manushi ney aka apnihi bezzati karwayi.

Verse # 26 (Author - ShivanyaSIngh)

Manusi Didi h chalak chori

Jiski kismaat h bilkul kori

Meet ur meet ki Jodi h pyaari

PR manusi Didi pakati h pulao khayali

Verse # 27 (Author - MysteryLushes)

Honeymoon to-do list :

Honeymoon mein Jana hain

Manno ko bhulana hain

Bharat milap karwana hain

Vachan sab nibhana hain

Verse # 28 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Manushi Didi bhayankar nari h

Kunnu kehta h manusi Didi ki jewellery humari h

Meet ur meet saath m lgte h acche

Kitne pyaare h y dono bacche

Verse # 29 (Author - MysteryLushes)

Dholi taaro dol baaje

Meet baane Meet k Ranjhe

Mannu Didi ka Manju 2.0

Ab na dikha toh jaan Baachey

Verse # 30 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Meety be pehni h red dress

Manusi Didi ab to karlo apne kaand confess

Ur kitna girogi AAP

Man karta h lga de aapko ek jhaap (slap 😂)

Verse # 31 (Author - MysteryLushes)

Pani mein terti Maachli

Aur asmaan urta parinda hain

Honeymoon hum sharminda hain

Tera kaatil abhi zinda hain

Verse # 32 (Author - ShivanyaSingh)

Meety ur meetwa ka picha KR rahi h manusi Didi gadi s

Agr mil gya mauka to de du m dhhaka didi ko pahadi s

(Dili khwahish 🤫)

isi k sath Mehfil concluded...

Composition # 7

(Author - mango.kulfi)

Future mein bahut problem hoga inko

MA: Gift kya chahiye?

MH: Kuch nahi.

MA: Flowers?

MH: No, murjha jaate hai.

MA: Chocolates?

MH: Main tumne Duggu dikhti hu?

MA: Diamond set?

MH: Yaad nahi, last time chori ho gaya tha..

Vao....ab bani na baat👍🏼

The honeymoon composition.. 🤣🤣🤣