I'm a mean griller and I mean that I'm really nasty! I gain pleasure in watching others squirm so I won't spare you...I told you I'm a meanie!--> okkie which mean ..harmonic or arithmatic ...nywaii i dono both🤣
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?bcos it knws we h to sleep more🤣
Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order? just to chk the brakes😛
Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year? bcos we al go for date evryyr bt mineral waer has to go for date atlest next yr on valentinesday🤣
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?ask a conductor in bus😎
If you're blind can you see your dreams? wel no in my case bcos i wont b able to see u all .. 😛
Why are softballs hard? bcos softcorner is hidden in mind ..nd not shown out]😎
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet? bcos it givs out current for giving shock treatment for pagals lik jeni🤣
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked? the turle has not got teh adams aaple yet if its naked ..😎
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? bcos it cant b brainy jeni and stupid tanu🤣
Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights? so tht he can show others his new UW ..and so tht people dont get bored with his uniform pants .towel and shirt😎
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs
its coz goofy is hybridazed with huma ..were as pluto is not😛
Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit?rules are ment to b broken 😎
Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice? just in remberence of green 🥺🤣
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? it says in third line and fourth stanza😎
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections? so tht the person going to die dosnt get diseases lik aids🤣
Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter? cos they know most of the chor are illiterate and wil not know how to use PEN 🤣
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? well yes morons can evn tell moral wala stories ..jeni giv an example🤣
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers?wen hes wet his feathers coms aside which givs ful view of his bla bla bla🤣
How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk? it means cows adds colured flavour 😎
Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead?so tht the battery gets up frm its sleep 😎
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
bcos orange is the a popular colour with lots of fans 😎
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?wyait is buttered side facing the cats puff or outside .🤣 anywaoii the cat wil take it off and eat it ..cat thodi na is lik u 🤣
Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'?bcos they cant b called nything else😛
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?skin colour i guess🤣
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?bcos we hv brains in skul and kidneys in abdomen 😛
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them? burgers are hammered and made so forr rememberance of hammering we cant keep hammering day so for the hammering man's happiness its made hamburgers😎
Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food? bcos cats dosnt lik preserved cats 😛
Why is rush hour so slow?bcos they are inversely proprtional i guess😛
Why cant women put on makeup with their mouth closed? chking wedr tehir mouth smels gud is part of make up so mouths open 😛
Is a fly without wings called a walk?if its going for morning walk we can ask 😎
Why do we say "spit up" when you actually spit down? how do u split down🤣
Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one?bocs it cant b wore from top it shud b wore frm pair [leg] itself🤣[
The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study? evry theorem has to b proved other wise for stating theorem only one maerk is suplied by oyur maths teacher so for prooving ur theorem we shud study🤣
If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends?bcos barbie is popular and so is costly tho barbie nai tho barie ke frnds hi sahi🤣
Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split?bcos before making it banan is split in to parts🥺🤣
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