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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: AnjanaYYZ

My apologies, Anu. Told you I am not a Trekkie... Mr.Spoke was so clinic that he should have been a doctor.

P.S. What's your take on Capt Picard and Riker? Loved them!

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Rushika - for a letter from Abhi...I would have to watch the inept suicide mission track 😆



Oh, I am not offended. Not even slight perturbed. A fictional character, played by an actor, who I hope NEVER to meet, or else it will destroy my fantasy of someone flying out there in deep space😆


Only reason I know about Dr Spock is because someone gifted me his book on child rearing. I still havent decided whether to thank my friend or throw it at her😕😆


Loved Picard, I could listen to him speak for hours - archaeologist, musician, soldier, Shakespeare scholar - whats not to love? But Data is my absolute favorite (even more than Spock)


The original Trek had an episode on Greek mytho characters (Apollo) as spacemen who got mistaken for Gods by humans. Wonder what their taken would have been on the Indian pantheon 😆
Edited by AnuMP - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
Hi all I see many bloopers in SP MB
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Following the argument b/w Drona & Ashwi, they move into the battlefield.

Krishna is having a conference about how it is essential to kill Drona today. Drona appears on the battlefield & shouts 'akraman' and the Pandavas get back to their chariots/horses and continue.

Bhima is about to launch an attack on the Kauravas when Drona appears b4 him and tells him that he'll destroy any attempt to kill the Kauravas. Drupada arrives & challenges Drona to a battle.

Drona: I don't want to kill you, mitr!!!!

Drupada: I won't let you kill my jamais. You've hurt my daughter enough - you are not gonna make her a widow. I challenge you to battle.

Drona: Very well

Both take up their spears & start a battle. It lasts for a while, when Drona accidentally pierces Drupada in the stomach, going right thru him.

Drona: Let go of my spear.

As expected, no answer from Drupad.

Drona continues to try tugging @ the spear, but he is stuck. Finally, he pulls it out w/ great force, and Drupada falls dead.

Drona starts sobbing uncontrollably over his body. He then decides to take a yogic posture, and Dhrishtadyumna, prompted by Krishna, takes the opportunity & lobs off his head.

Draupadi & Ashwi both come running to the battlefield, and start sobbing over the bodies of their respective fathers. Ashwi then gets up to attack Dhrishtadyumna, but Draupadi confronts him.

Ashwi: You cannot save your brother. He killed my father, now he shall die!!!

Draupadi: Says who? You killed your father. What was the conversation you had today? Didn't he want to withdraw from the war? It was you who forced him, and result is that my father is dead. Following that, he himself was so upset that he didn't want to live anymore. Jesht only did what he was born to do.

Ashwi: How dare you suggest that I am responsible for my father's death, you Durachari?

Draupadi gives Ashwi a hard slap that sends him reeling. Dhrishtadyumna & Prativindya both arrive & congratulate her.

P: Well done, matae. Indeed, w/ a hand like that, you could have taken part in this war.

D: It's a bit late now, since both Pitamaha & Guru Drona are dead. Now only the adharmis remain, so I'm better off back @ camp.

Draupadi turns to return. Dushashan starts chasing her, but Bhima stretches out his leg & Dushashan trips.

Bhima now has his opportunity!!! 😈
Edited by .Vrish. - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
Vrish
Can you write one where Bheem drags Dusshasan by HIS silky tresses?
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Posted: 11 years ago
😆😆 Lovely Vrish. It started as a harmless recount of ⭐️Events but soon culminated into racy, unexpected twists and turns.. I clapped when Aswi was slapped.
⭐️Aswi deserves it. 👏 Lovely os.
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: AnuMP

Vrish

Can you write one where Bheem drags Dusshasan by HIS silky tresses?



So Bhima trips Dushashan, who's chasing Panchali, and reminds him of what happened in the sabha, and tells him that he'll repeat everything that happened to him.

Dushashan, like Panchali, grabs Bhima's sword from his scabbard and holds it @ him. Bhima laughs, catches the sword & kicks Dushashan hard in the groin. Dushashan falls & Bhima laughs. Dushashan then gets up & pushes Bhima down (like Draupadi did to Dushi earlier) and starts to flee.

Bhima then starts chasing him, and just as Dushashan is about to reenter the Kaurava vyuha, Bhima grabs him by the hair and then slaps him hard. Dushashan falls down. Bhima then grabs Dushashan by the hair again and starts dragging him towards the Pandava vyuha. Bhima wants to get him b4 Yudhi, but Yudhi is gone, having been defeated by Karna, and Arjun & Krishna are after him. So Bhima decides to present Dushy b4 Hawwwtbro, who is after all the 'king' out here.

Bhima then laughs and tells Dhrishtadyumna that he has won Dushashan. Shikhandi now joins in and suggests to Dushashan that his brothers haven't been able to protect him, so to come under the shelter of Draupadi. Dushy brightens up, but Nakul arrives and kicks him again. Bhima declares Dushy their slave.

Dushy then starts questioning how was he fairly conquered, when Dury wasn't around to protect him. The group laughs @ him, and Sahadev suggests that now that he's a slave, he shouldn't have a crown. Nakul suggests to Bhima to rip off his clothes, since Dushy has many wives, and is therefore a gigolo. 😈

Bhima likes the idea and strips off Dushy's vastra. He then pulls off his remaining clothes, and Nakul stabs him in the you-know-where. Dushy groans in pain, and while this is happening, Bhima tears off his right arm w/ which he dragged Draupadi, beats him mercilessly w/ it, and then hurls it @ Dury, who has just arrived and is coming to rescue Dushy. The arm hits Dury, leaving Dushy's blood on Dury's face, and the latter faints.

Bhima then tears open Dushy's chest & drinks his blood. The others join in as well. They then decide that some blood has to be left for Draupadi's shampoo, and Nakul & Sahadev quickly process it into a new red shampoo. They all then return to the camp where they convert a chamber into a parlor, and ask Draupadi to sit for a hairdo. Bhima then does her shampooing, and after it's done, Draupadi @ long last ties her hair, and Uttara, Subhadra & Kunti help her fit all sorts of jewels on it.

Some shampoo was still left - and Draupadi suggested that the other ladies use it. However, Kunti declined, stating that as widows, she & Uttara couldn't use it. So Draupadi offered it to Subhadra, but now issue came up of who would do Subhi's hair. Arjun & Krishna had just left to battle Karna, and none of the people remaining were either hubby or bro or son to have the rights to touch her hair. So Draupadi suggested that Shrutakarman - her son from Arjun - do it for Subhi, and Shrutakarman did the honors.
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Posted: 11 years ago
Vrish, this is brilliant! 👏

Dushy brightens up at the prospect of coming under Drau's shelter - good lord!! 🤣

Dushy's VH - now wouldn't we like to see that being done...perfect revenge!!
But hey, ⭐️Krishna has already done that to the entire dyut sabha. So...

Beauty parlour in Kurukshetra?? Wonder why the ⭐️CVs haven't thought of that yet...in any case, the battlefield has been already been turned into a fashion ramp!! 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
🤣 Thank you Vrish
I hope the ⭐️thing is half as good
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⭐️ Vrish.. Fantastic os. Did you watch vh again.. Loved how he tried to fight with sword like drau and repeated assault on the sensitive part. 😆 Funny parallel with actual.vh.
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: AnjanaYYZ

Dear Star CVs:

Dr. Spock and the rest of my Star Trek crew are happy to welcome Lt. Ghato to Star Ship Enterprise😆 His ability to breath fire has considerably lowered our fuel costs.
Sincerely,
Captain Kirk

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AAmazing Anjaana di
@BOLD 😲😆🤣


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