The C. N. A. T. - Page 96

This is so hilarious abhi 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: -Shani-

Abhi, this is fantastic!!! 🤣

Bechara Arjun 😭

Mamashree usse yudh kaise karenge...mamashree ko to Arjun kitne pasand hai na 😛

Arjun ne socha "yeh kaisi duvidhaa hai..."

Mujhe lagaa bg mein "yeh kaisi duvidhaa hai" ka gaana bhi start ho jaayega...😆

"Do-do biwiyon se tang aakar yudh karne ke liye aaya..." - hey bhagwan, agar Drau & Subhi ne yeh sun liya to?? 😲🤣

Arjun ki problm solve Yudh karne k Liye Drauapdi n Subhi mil jayge 😳😳 But first time i doubt on Arjun ki wo Jeetega ya nhi??? 🤣

@abhi tune yeh kya kiya!! 🤣
omg!!
i'm laughing my guts out!!! goood god!! 🤣

Originally posted by: AnjanaYYZ

Dear Star CVs:

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Dr. Spock andthe rest of myStar Trekcreware happy to welcome Lt. Ghato to Star Ship Enterprise😆 His ability to breath fire has considerably lowered our fuel costs.

<div>Sincerely,

Captain Kirk

Anjana

As a long time Trekkie I have to point out Dr Spock is the child care expert and Mr Spock is He of the Pointy Ears 😆

My apologies, Anu. Told you I am not a Trekkie... Mr.Spoke was so clinic that he should have been a doctor.

Originally posted by: -abhi-pundir-

Arjun is sooo frustrated coz no one is fighting with him...n he is thinking...🤓.
"Yeh kaise duvidha hai?"😕 sab mere pass aate hai mujhko yudh ka avhaan dete hai m bhi deta hu parntu yudh nhi hota.🥺 Ab kya karo????😕 thik hai ab m Mamashree s yudh karoga...wo to mujh s yudh karege hi.😛

Arjun-Yudh kijiye mamashri mujse yudh kijiye.😳

Shakuni: mere bache arjun... ye tum kya kehrahi hoon muje maarne ki sanakalp sahadev ka hain isliye mein sirf tum s pyaar bhari baatie kar sakta hu.. ajavoo mamaji ke paas mamashree tumko gale lagna chate hain...😃😃

Arjun: moun rahi hain mamashri😡 aur yudh kijiye meri peeda ko samjiye... har koi apne apne pran lenge to mein yudh karoonga kisssae? 😕😕

Brata bheem marenge 100 bhaiyon ko nakul mama shalya ko aur sahadev aapko meine pran liya ta karn ko maarne ki woo Karn bas comment karta hai parntu yudh nhi🤢aur teeron se jyada baton se prahar karata..🥱🥱🥱 do - do biwiyon ki baton se tang agar yudh karne aya ta lekin mujse koi yudh kyun nahi karta?🥺 Har koi pran lay ja raha hai parntu yudh nhi kar raha hai.🤢🤢

Mamashree look funny way of being scad

Tab tak surya dev bhi chale jate hain aur yudh time katam hojata hain

BG-

Arjun ab kis se karega yudh ? 😕

jaane k liye dekhaye MahaBharat Raat 8:30Pm mon-sat only on Starplus😃

abhi add the extra lines i send u

shall i add fun post 1 and 2 ?😊

Originally posted by: AnjanaYYZ

Dear Star CVs:

Dr. Spock and the rest of my Star Trek crew are happy to welcome Lt. Ghato to Star Ship Enterprise😆 His ability to breath fire has considerably lowered our fuel costs.

Sincerely,

Captain Kirk

Originally posted by: -abhi-pundir-

Arjun is sooo frustrated coz no one is fighting with him...n he is thinking...🤓.

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"jaane k liye dekhaye MahaBharat Raat 8:30Pm mon-sat only on Starplus😃

meri ye post humare dukhiyare bichare star bheeshma yani grandpa gandolf k dukh ki dastan h, jo wo ro ro k apni mata ko suna rahe h


hey mate, maine pura jeevan hastinapur ko samarpit kar diya! yaha tak ki apni vamp jaise sauteli ma k har adesh ka palan kiya! maine pura jeevan brahmcharya ka palan kiya,warna mere six packs pure kuru vansh me sabse behtar h! bhale hi mere bal safed ho gaye ho par aj bhi meri chal dhal aaj k yuvao ko bhi sharmashar kar de! us dhritrashtra ko raja banaya,uske samne lota bhar bhar k aansu bahaye maine, jabki man to karta tha ki uska tetua daba k kam tamam kar doon. jub meri sauteli matashree me achchhe guno ka pravesh hua to wo apna palla jhad chali gayi mujhe us andhe murkh dhrit ka naukar banake. un chhote chhote masum bachcho aur shaitano ko mere jimme chhod diya. par jub mere hath me turup ka ikka aya to maine sare bachcho ko drona k hawale kiya. aur gandhar raj ko pack kar k gandhar bhej diya.par dhire dhire meri halat kalyug k budhdho ki tarah ho gayi jise ek kone me taraka diya jata h. phir bhi.jaise taise yudi ka rajyabhishek hua.main andar hi andar prasann hua ki "chalo mere bhi achhe din aayenge". par wo to kejriwal ki sarkar ki tarah thode dino ka mehman tha. lakshagrih k bad jub mujge unke jeevit hone ka sandesh mila mujhe phir achhe din ane ka ehsas hua.par unhone swayam apne pairon pe kulhadi mar li pancho ne ek se vivah karke. unke paksh k alp mat me ane k karan maine rajya vibhajan karne ka dav chala aur dav pe laga main!
par un bewkoofon ne phir "aa bhains mukhe mar ka daav chala, aur gadhon ne khandavprasth le liya.wo to bhala ho kunti ka ki usne arjun k pita k rup me indra dev ko chuna aur hawt daddy ne hawt putr k liye indraprasth banaya. IP ki sabha me live nautanki dekhne k bad duryodhan ne apna bhayanak dav chala aur mujhe bhi ullu bana diya.asal me mata main budha ho gaya hu na isliye main jyada chaitny ni rah paya warna adhirath 007 ne mujhe agah kiya tha. par main VH k time pe aansu bahane me koi kasar ni rakhi, pandavo ko aansu bahame me khub takkar di. virat yudh ko maine apni kutniti dwara tal diya. shanti prastav bhi maine apne priy pandabo ko bhejne ko kaha. aur us vasudev ne sabha me sub k sath meri bhi le li. starkshetra me yudi k filmy pranam k bad maine use vijayshree ka aashirvad bhi diya. meri halat to mate bsd se badtar hoti ja ri thi.ye gadha dury mujhe budhapa bhi chain se ni bitane deta, aur khud ki nandook chalane ki aukat ni par bandoik mere kandhe pe hi rakhega. udhar kunti ka family melodrama chalu tha. subko mujhse kuch na luch chahiye.mummy ye meany logo ne kabhi ni puchha ki mere ko kuch chahiye ki ni. jub main shaiyya pe gira sub itti badi badi bate kar rahe the, aur magar k aansu baha rahe the par aaj meri koi sudh ni leta mata.dekho na main akela pada hu.itne dino se mujhe puchhne tak ni aye wo swarthi log!

mata mere pidao aur dukho ki katha kafi lambi h! ab main thak gaya hu

Originally posted by: srishtisingh

meri ye post humare dukhiyare bichare star bheeshma yani grandpa gandolf k dukh ki dastan h, jo wo ro ro k apni mata ko suna rahe h


hey mate, maine pura jeevan hastinapur ko samarpit kar diya! yaha tak ki apni vamp jaise sauteli ma k har adesh ka palan kiya! maine pura jeevan brahmcharya ka palan kiya,warna mere six packs pure kuru vansh me sabse behtar h! bhale hi mere bal safed ho gaye ho par aj bhi meri chal dhal aaj k yuvao ko bhi sharmahar kar de! us dhritrashtra ko raja banaya,uske samne lota bhar bhar k aansu bahaye maine, jabki man to karta tha ki uska kam tamam kar doon. jub meri sauteli matashree me achchhe guno ka pravesh hua to wo apna palla jhad chali gayi mujhe us andhe murkh dhrit ka naukar banake. un chhote chhote masum bachcho aur shaitano ko mere jimme chhod diya. par jub mere hath me turup ka ikka aya to.maine sare bachcho ko drona k hawale kiya. aur gandhar raj ko pack kar k gandhar bhej diya.par dhire dhire meri halat.kalyug k budhdho ki tarah ho gayi jise ek kone me taraka diya. phir bhi.jaise taise yudi ka rajyabhishel hua.main andar hi andar prasann hua ki "chalo mere bhi achhe din aayenge". par wo to kejriwal ki sarkar ki tarah thode dino ka.mehman tha. lakshagrih k bad jub mujge unke jeevit hone ka sandesh.mila mujhe phir achhe din ane ka ehsas hua.par unhone swayam apne pairon pe kulhadi mar li pancho ne ek se vivah karke. unke alpmat me ane k karan maine rajya vibhajan karne kadav chala aur dav pe laga main! par aaj meri koi sudh ni leta mata.dekho na main akela pada hu.itne dino se mujhe puchhne tak ni aye wo swarthi log!

mata mere pidao aur dukho ki katha kafi lambi h! ab main thak gaya hu

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ye kaise dhuvida hain hastinapur ki pitahma ka


lol wonderfully written👏👏👏👏👏