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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

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Posted: 11 years ago

#741

Originally posted by: Medha.S

No! No! Nahi! Nadaaa!

Krishna nahi, No just nooo nooo way! Krishna is like younger than Shakuni ke Bacchee Duri Jaan -- So nooo! That will be like Pedophilia on Shakunis Part! Aaah noo!
Shakuni can keep his seduction for himself or take his seduction to the ever not-napunsak Shishupaal.

Not Krishna, Paarth will end Shakuni anyway.

Why Krishna!

Inspired by Medha S.

Duri Jaan, Dushi Jaan, Dhriti Saab, Bhishma Malik are all too hairy.

Yuddhi is too strict (it would be boring, no excitement)

Bhim is too big and will crush him

Arjun is too girly, if Shakuni wanted a girl he would have went for a girl

Nakul is too pretty and he would be more obsessed with pleasing himself rather than pleasing Shakuni

Sahadev has his poorvabhas powers so he would be able to tell when and where Shakuni will try to put on the moves so he can mentally prepare himself. If not, he would be the perfect target.

Drupad screams too much which will take out any sort of fun. Instead of moans and groans you'll just hear shouts and screams. Dhristi came from the fire and you don't mess with fire. Shikandini is still a girl.

Virat has a huge mustache and Shakuni is very ticklish, Uttar looks like a kid.

Abhi is waay to young and Arjun would kill him.

Vidura, Drona, and Kripa all have beards and the ticklish issue arises once more. Ashwatthama would work for a short time, but Shakuni is afraid of any stupidness being rubbed off from Ashwatthama unto him.

Who's left - Krishna and Balaram. Balaram seems like the more gullible person, but he's also very serious, except with Krishna. Thus Shakuni deduced that for Balarama to not be stern with Krishna, must mean that Krishna has the power of pleasing. Thus, Shakuni decided on Krishna. Sure Krishna will be the toughest one to corner, but the fun also lies in making the beloved rush into one's arms voluntarily.

~ The following song is from Mohabbatein ... imagine Krishna singing the girl's lyrics and Shakuni singing the guy's lyrics.

--FEMALE--
Pairon mein bandhan hai-2

Feet are binded together

Payal ne machaya shor

the anklets shout out

Sab darwaaze karlo band-2

close all the doors

Dekho Aaye, aaye chor

look the theives are coming

--MALE--
Thod de saare bandhan tu-2

break all these binds

Machne de payal ka shor

let the anklets shouts

Dil ke sab darwaaze khol-2

open all the doors to the hearts

Dekho Aaye, aaye chor

look the theives are coming

--FEMALE--
Pairon mein bandhan hai

Feet are binded together

--FEMALE--
Kahoon mein kya, karoon mein kya

what can I saw, what can I do

Sharam aajati hai

Iam embrassed

--MALE--
Na yun tadpa ke meri jaan

don't torment me like this

Nikalti jaati hai

my life is leaving me

--FEMALE--
Tu aashiq hai mera sacha

you love me truely

Yakin to aane de

let me believe that first

--MALE--
Tere dil mein agar shaq hai

if your heart has any doubt

To bas phir jaane de

then let it go

--FEMALE--
Itni jaldi laaj ka ghunghat na kholoongi

I won't open the veil so fast

Sochoongi phir soch ke kal parson bolungi

I will think about it and then let you know tomorrow or the day after

--MALE--
Tu aaj bhi haan na boli,

if you don't tell me today

Oye Kudiye teri doli le na jaaye koi aur

then girl your bridal carriage somebody else may take

--FEMALE--
Pairon mein bandhan hai-2

Feet are binded together

Payal ne machaya shor

the anklets shout out

Sab darwaaze karlo band

close all the doors

Dekho Aaye, aaye chor

look the theives are coming

--MALE--
Thod de saare bandhan tu-2

break all these binds

Machne de payal ka shor

let the anklets shouts

Dil ke sab darwaaze khol

open all the doors to the hearts

Dekho Aaye, aaye chor

look the theives are coming

--MALE--
Ek duje se jud jayen

Lets embrace each other

Aa hum dono ud jayen

lets fly away together

Jaise sang patang aur dor

like a kite and its string

I hope this clears things up for everyone.

Side note: why is everything so dead in CNAT. Is Vrish cooking up another epic or something 😆

Edited by shyam09 - 11 years ago

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Medha.S

@Medha.S

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Posted: 11 years ago

#742

OMG nooo you cannot be serious -- oh wait, you aren't ... or are you?🤣

Get shaku mamu away from himmm

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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

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Posted: 11 years ago

#743

Originally posted by: Medha.S
OMG nooo you cannot be serious -- oh wait, you aren't ... or are you?🤣
Get shaku mamu away from himmm

i think it was Anjana who brought this up a few days ago:

Girls get attracted to guys who totally ignore them.

So my theory is that girls (in general) are opposite people. So the more you tell me to get Shaku Mamu away from himmm the more I think you want Shaku mamu to get closer to him 😉

As such, do you remember the day where Shakuni came with Krishna to the temple of Lord Shiva (before the Haran), well ... the back story was he could have gone with Balaram and Duryodhan, but he asked Krishna for a personal tour. Now he didn't know that Krishna was just going to follow Balaram ... by personal Shakuni meant the palace, the gardens, and of course ... the bedroom.

He was so frustrated with Krishna that he bowed down to Arjun and later realized his folly.

now you must have also noticed the scenes where Shakuni says some things behind Krishna's back but whenever Krishna looks at him, he immediately changes his expression. The reason behind this is simple my dear Medha. He is the one person who has figured Krishna out. When Krishna isn't paying attention to him, Shakuni unwillingly forces himself to say some mean things so Krishna can sense it and look at him. He becomes so overjoyed with infatuation that he looks scared or smiles funny.

Continuing on ... he personally didn't have an issue with Subhi getting married to Arjun. Why would he? But he put up that natak so Krishna can notice him more and feel more attracted. You know how you see a pretty lady (or handsome hunk in your case) and they come up to you and words just don't from your mouth so you just spew the first thing that comes to your mind. Well it's the same thing for Shakuni...

Now at this point I'm sure you don't want me to narrate what Shakuni did after he lost to Krishna in that pithu game. 😆😆

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Surya Sundarraj Sriram

@Surya_krsnbhakt

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Posted: 11 years ago

#744

Shyamakrishna.

No.

No way.

Shakuni and Krishna? No.

And I didn't get the Mohabbatein song. Which lyrics are the girl's and which are the boy's?

But still no.

Krishna is only for Radharani, the gopikas, CHandravali, his 16108 wives, his devotees, etc. Not for Shaku Mama.

Although it was seriously funny, like the song was 🤣material, an- actually, I don't want to give you ideas.😆

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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

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Posted: 11 years ago

#745

Originally posted by: Surya_krsnbhakt
Shyamakrishna.
No.
No way.
Shakuni and Krishna? No.
And I didn't get the Mohabbatein song. Which lyrics are the girl's and which are the boy's?
But still no.
Krishna is only for Radharani, the gopikas, CHandravali, his 16108 wives, his devotees, etc. Not for Shaku Mama.
Although it was seriously funny, like the song was 🤣material, an- actually, I don't want to give you ideas.😆

Shakuni AND Krishna? 😛 Our bluish black handsome Krishna hasn't reciprocated yet and he never will since our Krishna is for Radharani and the gopis and etc. Though no promises on Star-"SRJ"-Krishna not jumping in 😆 SRJ Krishna would probably start winking back at Shakuni and raise his eyebrows and then at the last minute make a murga out of him 😛

I'll update the lyrics. That was a spur of the moment thing ... inspired while studying physics again 🤣

But but you can have a chance to be an inspiration!! Your name right below the title of the next CNAT. Imagine the fame and glory that you probably don't want! 😆

But it's okay. I have two CNATs on the waiting list right now. One with a Shakuni and Bhishma moment and one with a Yuddhi and Draupadi moment (a moment moment)

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Surya Sundarraj Sriram

@Surya_krsnbhakt

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Posted: 11 years ago

#746

Do whatever you want with Shakuni and Bhishma.

Yuddhi and Draupadi.. oh the Prativindhya with Arjun's voice thing..

OK thank you for the offer. But unless I get some tabla-tod idea I won't comment on it. Definitely not this.😆

COntinue with your literature...😆

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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

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Posted: 11 years ago

#747

Originally posted by: Surya_krsnbhakt
Do whatever you want with Shakuni and Bhishma.
Yuddhi and Draupadi.. oh the Prativindhya with Arjun's voice thing..

OK thank you for the offer. But unless I get some tabla-tod idea I won't comment on it. Definitely not this.😆
COntinue with your literature...😆

Ahh you gave me an idea. Shakuni and Bhishma with a jump in by Krishna. Then Shakuni has to choose between Bhishma's elderly manliness or Krishna's youthful sexiness. 😆

On a serious note though - I don't think I'm ever going to introduce Krishna though in a story though with Shakuni. I wouldn't even use StarKrishna because Krishna's name is in there 😛

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Cotswolds

@Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

#748

Again hilarious letters AnjanaYYZ. 😆😆😆

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Megha

@IndigoBlues

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Posted: 11 years ago

#749

Hey...I've always wanted to post something here..love all the OS'S..all this conjecture about Shakuni and current track made me want to write something hope you all like it...😆 Disclaimer: I've been studying for exams so mytho knowledge has become hazy.plz forgive any factual errors!

WHO'S YOUR MAMA?

After spending a few hundred years in hell for all the sins he had committed as Gandhar Raj, Shakuni finally ascended to heaven. He was surprised to find two other 'mamas' Shalya and kans also there. Both had same story: after doing years of penance they had finally reached paradise.

all three sat down and began chatting excitedly about their new surroundings. Suddenly the conversation deviated to 'who was the better mama?'

When kans made his claim the other two immediately heckled him. 'More like murderous mama' shalya snorted. 'Even I wasn't that psychopathic' shakuni said.

'I should be best mama' shalya piped up. 'I was ready to make nakul and sahdev my heirs instead of my own kids'. 'So what?' Shakuni snorted. 'In star bharat my kids were invisible. I spent so many years in my sister's sasuraal. They say you don't drink paani of behen's sasuraal but I drank, ate, played dice and what not.'

'And then you instigated your nephews to fight a destructive war, ' kans said snidely.'and they say im the psycho' within a few moments all three were bickering loudly, disturbing peace of the garden where they were seated.

hearing all this arjun came and said "why all this noise? I am the best mama.' 'How?' Shakuni asked. 'Arre my brothers had kids so I was their mama right?'

'No you were their jyesth pita like draupadi was their jyesth mata. That's not enough to enter the Mama Club,' shalya said. Other two mamas agreed and arjun went away, feeling dejected

All three continued bickering so then abhi came instead. Seeing him kans asked 'who are you?"

'Dikhne mein to jyesth mata draupadi ka putra hoon

Naam hai abhimanyu

and I am the best mama!'

'What are you saying?' Shakuni said. 'All your brothers died. Instead of them your son became heir to the throne. Sorry but you don't qualify for the Mama club'

'But in Star bharat arjun qualifies for everything,' abhimanyu whined

'This is not starbharat," kans said acidly. 'And you're abhimanyu. Even the bg music is different, and you know how much cv's like recycling.'So even Abhi went away

finally hearing all this ruckus, lord krishna himself paid them a visit.

'You all are stupid,' krishna said. 'I am the best mama.' 'How?' Shalya asked. 'Arre I was mama to subhadra and balram's kids. And my priya sakhi draupadi's kids were like my bhaanje too. Besides this is my house so if I say I am the best mama you have to accept it or else no eating fruits from the garden. And no apsaras!'

Hearing the 'no apsara' clause all 3 shut up. 'Who's your mama now huh?'krishna smirked, before walking away.

'And you ask me why I wanted to murder him,' kans said sadly.other two had no answer.

Edited by IndigoBlues - 11 years ago