Hi guys 😊
This is my first attempt at writing an OS. I got this idea after watching Sultan's obsession with RK. I only wrote the words. Its completely your fault if you find any other meaning to my innocent story. 😉
Its a comedy, so no bashing is intended. Have fun and tell me if you like it 😳
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PYAAR KI YEH EK KAHAANI
RK and Sultan are in a hilly area, preparing to fight to the death. Dipali and Sikki are hiding behind a large boulder and watching them secretly.
Sultan( very proud of himself): Itna sab "kuch" kar diya maine tumhare saath. Tumhe kaisa lag raha hai, RK? 😳
RK: Bohot Alag Chhe 😎
Sultan (confused) : Kya bol raha hai yeh?
RK: Main toh kabhi "kuch" thik se nahin kar paya 😭. Par tune to ek hi chance pe mere saath dance kar liya bey! 😉
Sultan: Dance? Maine kaha naacha, bey? 😕
RK: Abey chup 😡! Bohot dialogue ratt ke aaya hu. Yeh "line" mujhe maarne de. 😉
Dipali (whispering to herself): Dance? Dono ne "dance" kiya aur mujhe unki ek bhi jhalak nahin mili 😭😕
Sikki (whispering to Dipali): Arey wife, dukhi mat ho. Agli baar hum saath milke blue film dekhenge. 😆
Dipali (confused): Blue Film? Yeh kya bakwaas hai Sikki! 😡
Sikki (very eagerly) : Oh meri wife. Ek blue-blue aankhon wala gunda aur doosra film ka hero. Dono jab mile toh hua na "blue film" 😉
Dipali (irritated): Chup karo 😡. Mujhe "dekhne" do yeh kya kar rahe hai 😲
RK: Aaj mere paas kuch nahin raha. Mera sab "kuch" tune ek hi jhatke mein le liya. Main bohot akela ho gaya hoon. 😭😭
Sultan (smiling and gloating): Main teri tarah itni "line" nahin maarta. Bas ek hi baar mein sab "kuch" kar daalta hoon 😉. Humari iss "ladai" mein jeet meri hui hai.
RK: Nahiiinnn''Yeh nahin ho sakhta. RK haar nahin sakta 😡. Aaj abhi, isi waqt ek aakhri "ladai" hogi. Jo jeetega woh sab kuch le jayega! 😳
Sultan: Thik hai. Aaja mere paas 😳. "Ladai" kaise "karte" hain main tujhe sikhata hoon 😃. Tu jaanta nahin main kya cheez hoon. Aisi ladaiyan maine bohot baar jeeti hai. 😆
RK : Juth! Tu sirf mere saath "ladai" kar sakhta hai. Yeh mujhe meri biwi ne bataya hai.
Sultan: Tu ne humari baat teri biwi se ki? 😭😡
RK: Haan. Woh mere saare gham sunti hai 😳. Ussne mujhe bataya ki jab bhi who jungle billi bann kar teri class leti thi toh tu sharma jata tha ☺️. Par jab se tune mujhe dekha hai, tere "dil ki aag" itni badh gayi ke sholay film ka set bhi usme jal jayega ☺️. Bol, main sahi hu ki nahin? 😉
Sultan: Woh'.woh main'..err RK'.☺️☺️
RK: Mujhe" badnaam" toh tune karhi diya hai. Itna sab "kuch" karne ke baad, kam se kam mera poora naam toh bol! 😡
Sultan: Rishabh Kundra!
RK: Abey akkal ke dushmann tujhe yeh bhi samjhana parega 🥱! Mera kameenapan toh tune mujhse "loot" liya, to iss K ka kya kaam rehe gaya! 😡
Sultan: Oh'.. Rishabh ☺️☺️
Dipali ( very confused): Yeh kya bakk rahe hai yeh dono . Maine Sultan se yeh toh nahin kaha tha. Mujhe Sultan ki "neeyat" pe shakk ho raha hai. 😡
Sikki (sad) : Wife, tum mujhe chhor ke apna kameeni avatar uss Sultan se share karne lagi ho ! Waise, kya kaha tha tumne usse?
Dipali: Maine Sultan se kaha ki woh Madhu ko RK se alag karde. 😈
Sikki: Sultan ne toh yeh kaam kar diya wife. Madhu toh gayi. Pack Up! 😆
Dipali: Haan, lekin yeh RK aur Sultan "Pass Pass" kyun khel rahe hain? 😡 Mujhe kuchh aur karna parega. 😈
Dipali takes out her mobile and makes several quick phone calls. Meanwhile'..
RK: Main tujhe nahin chhorunga ! 😡
Sultan: Main bhi tujhe nahin chhorunga! 😳
Both of them are walking closer to each other.
A female voice suddenly screams : Nahiiinnn'.Ruukk jaooo'.😲
Everyone turns to the direction of the voice and they behold a tall dark-skinned woman with too many feathers adorning her head and wearing a cloth made of tiger skin. 🤪
Dipali (smirking): Aa gayi Sona Chaandi. Ab dekhna kaise yeh firangi iss chindichor ke haathon se mere RK ko bachaati hai. 😉
Sikki : Wife, yeh kahaan se tapak pari!😲
Dipali: Maine CVs ko rishwaat deke khareed liya hai aur unse kehe kar humare iss Chawayprash ke liye upgraded Sona Chaandi mangwa liya hai. 😆😳
Sikki (curious): Lekin yeh toh Africa se aayi hai lagti hai!😲
Dipali: Arre CVs ne mujhe kaha ki saari deshon ki auratein iss pallu utaarne waale se darrti hain 🤢. Yehi ek Africa ke ghane jungalon mein mili jo kabhi TV nahin dekhti warna aajkal sab TRP audience ko iss Sultan ka asli chehra pata chal gaya hai. Issi liye CVs ne isse hi import kar liya. 😆
Sikki (suspicious): Lekin rishwat ke paise kahan se aaye wife. Main toh kangal hoon😎
Dipali: Musibat ke waqt pe, kabhi kabhi dushman ka saath bhi lena padhta hai. Paise mujhe uss Madhubala ne diye aur kaha ke sirf iss baar hum saath saath hai 😉. RK ko leke hum baad mein triangle karenge 😳, pehle iss Chouthe Angle ko OUT karte hain 😡. Ab dekho'.
Sona (crying) : Swaami aap yeh kya kar rahe hai! Aap hum sab ko itni aasani se bhool kaise gaye? 😭😭
RK: Rona matt behen. Iss nikamme ko bhulne ki beemari hai. Aap kaun hai? 😕
Sona: Main inki saare-paanch pheron wali patni hoon 😳! Main apne pyaare Chyawanpraash ki Sona Chandi hoon. ☺️
RK: Kya! Sultan! Dhokebaaz! 😡
Sultan: Saare paanch phere 😕? Patni 😕? Yeh tum kya bol rahi ho! Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahin aa raha ! 🤪🤪
Sona : 6th phere ke samay tumhe chakkar aagaya tha aur tum behosh ho gaye the . Shaadi wahi fullstop ho gayi 🤢. Jab tumhe hosh aaya toh humein pata chala ki humaare aangan mein ek nanha sa bhindipie aane wala hai 😳😳
Sultan : Huh 😕
Sona: Huh nahin Haan 😃. Hum bohot khush they 😳. Tum sabziyan uugate they aur main unhe bechti thi 😳. Lekin ek din, main jab sabzi bechke waapas aayi toh tum aur humari bhindipie jaa chuke the'.😭😭😭
RK(heartbroken): Tu sach mein sadakchaap hai 😡. Main jaa raha hoon apni Madhu ke paas. Sirf who hi hai jo sach me meri apni hai. 😭
RK gets in car and leaves. Dipali and Sikki high-five each other and they also leave for RK Mansion.
Sultan (crying) : RK! RK! Ruko! 😭😭😭
Sona: Royo matt mere swami. Main hoon na. 😉😳
Sultan: Tum sach mein meri patni ho? 😳😕
Sona : Haan. Ab ghar chalo, Africa ke ghane jungle ke beech humara chhota sa love garden hai. 😳
Sultan (happy): Theek hai. ☺️
Sona: Bhindipie aur maaji aur kaaka ko bhi le aao. Unn sab ko aaloopie aur kaddoopie se milwa na hai 😉
Sultan : Kya!? 😲😲
Sona (blushing): woh tumhari itni yaad aayi ke maine humare garden ko thoda extend kar diya. ☺️☺️☺️
Sultan (gone crazy): YEH TUM KYA BOL RAHI HO? MUJE KUCH BHI SAMAJH NAHI AA RAHA! 😳😳😕😕🤪🤪
Sultan Faints 🤢. Sona drags him away to Africa. 😆
CVs were hiding somewhere in the bushes. They come out and shake hands. They decide to celebrate the day drinking and singing. 😳
THE END
So did you like it? 😳
Plz do comment. Constructive criticism is always welcome. 😊
