Sadda Adda # 11 - Page 37

ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..

13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha mujh se pyar karogi ?
ladki: no,,, Ladkay ne usay chhor dia...

9th floor pe 1 or ladkay na catch kia or pocha muje kiss krogi
ladki: no,
Usne b chhor diya.

Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 or chance ki dua karne lagi .
3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar liya..
Ladki foran boli:"mai tumse pyar b krungi or kiss bhi karungi"

Pappu ne usay foran chor diya or bola:
Characterless girl, Isse accha to tu mar jaye
"Main sareef banda hu ye ghalat kam hargiz nhi karunga... .."

I think RK is coming to play holi like SRK in darr..!!

Unknown call on a guys mobile. A girl speaks.
Girl: do u have a girlfriend?
Man: yes who r u?
Girl: your wife jaldi ghar aa kaminey

Another unknown call comes

Girl: do you have a girlfriend?
Man: no who r you?
Girl: your girlfriend you cheat
Man: sorry darling i thought u r my wife
Girl: teri wife hi hoon aaj tu bas ghar aa ja

sush..meri halat kharaab hai is net ki wajah se..

Originally posted by: dilnasheen

I think RK is coming to play holi like SRK in darr..!!

dil zara yaad kara may wo scene bhool gaya hoon

Originally posted by: --sanjana--

ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..

13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha mujh se pyar karogi ?
ladki: no,,, Ladkay ne usay chhor dia...

9th floor pe 1 or ladkay na catch kia or pocha muje kiss krogi
ladki: no,
Usne b chhor diya.

Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 or chance ki dua karne lagi .
3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar liya..
Ladki foran boli:"mai tumse pyar b krungi or kiss bhi karungi"

Pappu ne usay foran chor diya or bola:
Characterless girl, Isse accha to tu mar jaye
"Main sareef banda hu ye ghalat kam hargiz nhi karunga... .."

Originally posted by: vmpy

dil zara yaad kara may wo scene bhool gaya hoon

Originally posted by: dilnasheen

sush..meri halat kharaab hai is net ki wajah se..

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked&nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..:-P