Wackiness Unlimited: To RK With Love

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dear Superstar RK,

I am a great fan of yours. I religiously watch MEIEJ show just to see you. I love your arrogance and attitude. I love seeing you romance your Biwi. But I am distressed with one thing- the way you treat Dipali. Dont you understand that the woman is trying to get into your bed? Yes? If you do, why are you still tolerating her in your house? Are you interested in her? No? Then why are you not doing anything? Slap her, kick her, do something.. anything to make her stop pursuing you. Your silent smoldering is not working any more. By the way, I love it when you do that. And your smirk.. Wow.. You looked so sexy in that white shirt today.. And that green one.. Its so hot here. Sorry. I got a bit distracted. Back to the topic..

Where is your intelligence? Cant you do anything to stop Dipali other than shout 'OUT'? Btw, How old are you? 29? In 29 years of your life, hasnt anyone taught you how to lock your door? Your mother should have taught these things to you... Yeah.. I know.. She is not very bright, is she? If you want some lessons on how to close your door, I am always willing to teach you. I am a great teacher. I love teaching students like you. Just call me in this number 001 807-668-4373.

One more thing. Are you planning to have a proper 7 phera marriage to Madhu soon? Better do that. Until then, Dips and party will continue to humiliate her. She is your Biwi. Remember- haq hai bas mera... How can you allow anyone else to ill treat her? RK, Are you listening? Your fans expect you to put a full stop to Dipali drama. We expect you to throw her out of the house. After that there will be no one to interrupt your romance with Biwi. Well, there is Bittuji. But he is a lovable guy and a great dancer. Besides, its easy to distract him. Give him your Sasuma and he will not disturb you two. Hope that you will understand the sentiments of your fans and act accordingly.

Your ever loving fan,

- Peach.

PS. Please ask your Biwi to stop crying and not to silently take all the insults from Dipali. Both of you please enroll in this course: "How to put the vamp in her place'. No admission fee required.

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Nice post! 😆 😊
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Lovely distraction Peach!!!

Thank you. I was feeling so bad. Now I feel alright.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Love 🤗
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Posted: 12 years ago
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you spoke my mind...very much valid points😆👍🏼
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Posted: 12 years ago
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LOL nice letter but Dips is going nowhere because Tiwari ji thinks jethani-devrani drama will get him TRPs...😆 So the most RK will do is tell Dips to mind her business and stay in her limits...😆 But yes he can definitely bolt his door and put a DO NOT DISTURB sign outside 😳
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Sonu, I really missed reading your posts. This one was just wonderful 👏. It seems to me that RK is still sleeping 😆!!! He needs to give it to Dipali (I mean to BBB her, not the other thing that she so badly wants). Hopefully, Madhu being tossed out of the RK's mansion will unleash the rain of insults that Dipsy deserves. Since you mentioned him in green, I couldn't help myself but to leave you with this little token of appreciation for the wonderful post.

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Adore, adore your post! Alas, it probably won't happen- atleast until the TRP's are counted again.
But I want Madhu to put Deepali in her place. Like, tell the servants: Who is the mistress of this house? Me. Don't you dare listen to Mrs. Sikki Bhatia again!
Now I'm going to have to put a variation of that in one of my fanfics😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Hi Sonu

Lovely post...😊 Remember Madhu and Mukund's engagement ( it creeps the hell out of me to utter Muku's name ), where RK hired a photographer to click his and Madhu 's pic together and later next day published them .

Why cant her do the same thing with Dipz .. Take some pictures of hers seducing him and show it Sikki and Radha maiya. I am not saying that he needs to published those pictures so the whole world can see ...Ghar walo ko hi batoa...😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Wow!really wacky.Burst out laughing.Now i am beginning to wonder is diali-Bhabhiji or souten.She's conveniently forgotten she is sikky's wife and dreams of rk breaking her karvachauth fast.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: applenpeaches

Where is your intelligence?

How old are you? 29? In 29 years of your life, hasnt anyone taught you how to lock your door? Your mother should have taught these things to you... Yeah.. I know.. She is not very bright, is she? If you want some lessons on how to close your door, I am always willing to teach you. I am a great teacher. I love teaching students like you. Just call me in this number 001 807-668-4373.

Your fans expect you to put a full stop to Dipali drama. We expect you to throw her out of the house. After that there will be no one to interrupt your romance with Biwi. Well, there is Bittuji. But he is a lovable guy and a great dancer. Besides, its easy to distract him. Give him your Sasuma and he will not disturb you two. Hope that you will understand the sentiments of your fans and act accordingly.

Your ever loving fan,

- Peach.

PS. Please ask your Biwi to stop crying and not to silently take all the insults from Dipali. Both of you please enroll in this course: "How to put the vamp in her place'. No admission fee required.


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I was seriously laughing out loud while reading this, my mom asked me what was wrong with me

I seriously loved the whole post but I cut out and bolded some espeically special ones that seriously had me lmao!

Thank you so much for that!

Please make sure you express mail this to him.. hell, you should probably just hand deliver it yourself.. Can I come with? I'd love to stand by your side and drool at his hottness while you deliver the letter!!
Edited by PreetD - 12 years ago

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