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This episode is dedicated to Constable Pawar, the most amazeballs policeman who ever donned a sweat-stained police uniform ever.
And to Bittuji's new and revolutionary beauty treatment for dark circles and under-eye puffiness: the tears of a love-lorn secretary shed in gladness at the sight of his recovered boss ( and when I say recovered, I mean re-covered, damn!). If you can't find these precious bodily secretions, substitute with liberal doses of glycerine.
And to the shit-stomping boots of bad-assery as worn by Malik since his release by the evil character switching bat-monkeys from outer space of doom.
And to the greatest and most subtle stealth weapon ever forged since the forging of Narsil and Anduril.
I mean did you see the serrations on that thing?
And to the most realistic looking blood on a TV show ever. Because Poor VD spontaneously exploded with the sheer power of hot within him. It's beginning to leak now.
And to Heritage hospital of St Mangos, where Biwis have to call Bittus to attend to wounds because all the nurses and doctors are off watching Kaun Banega Crorepati on a rival channel.
Oh wait! She couldn't do anything because there were no random white rags and dirty bottles full of suspicious liquids lying around in the hospital. that's how they treat gashes in MB 'verse, don't they? No doubt Bittu ji would have rummaged around the city dumpsters to find suitable bandaging material. If push came to shove he might even contribute his shirt. A midriff baring Britney circa 1999 look would so suit him!
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Bade Achhe Lagte Hain
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