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Truely speaking jab tak RK & MB apni full on entry nhi maarte hai tab tak k liye I m watching this show jst 4 Ballu's hot dialogs.So lets talk abt his scenes & dialogs
1)Saala Jab se Bombay mai aaye hai hum apne saage maa-baap ki nazayas aulad jaise lag rhe hai(Ab jis tarah ki tumhari harkat hai mujhe toh tum apes
ki aulad zyada lagte ho)
ki aulad zyada lagte ho)2)Bombay aake humari shakal tumse kya milne laagi saala humko bhai bana diye(LOL face toh bilkul mil rha tha dono ka jaise bhai bhai.But ballu k ghungrale,jhadu se baal nai toh peeple tree mai latakti chudail ki yaad dila di:P)
3)LOL woh meethai scene where goon offered him MB ki birth khushi ki meethai & tharkey kahinka uss Madhubala news pai bhi bechari maari huyi madhubala ji ki aatma ko tang karne k liye gana gaa rha tha.Oh I forgot the song.
4)Moti chur face pack on goon.Baap re kya solid tareeke se muh mai Moti chur k laddo ka face pack lagaya tha
. Humko meethai khilayega yeh le ab face pack laga(Moti chur k ladoo ka face pack laga k aapka face meetha ho jayega uske baap makhhi cow dung k baad aapke chehre ki shubha badaye ya machar kaate humari koi gurantee nhi:P)
. Humko meethai khilayega yeh le ab face pack laga(Moti chur k ladoo ka face pack laga k aapka face meetha ho jayega uske baap makhhi cow dung k baad aapke chehre ki shubha badaye ya machar kaate humari koi gurantee nhi:P)5)Dentist Balraj chaudhary
.Kisi k daat mai hai agar pain toh tod diye apne teeth & thn u will only have gain.Dusro ko toh waise bhi nhi chodta but apne gande,masoomm,bina brush kiye huye daat ko bhi todh diye(Oye MB k wajah se nhi brush na karne ki wajah se teeth mai pain hua tha)
.Kisi k daat mai hai agar pain toh tod diye apne teeth & thn u will only have gain.Dusro ko toh waise bhi nhi chodta but apne gande,masoomm,bina brush kiye huye daat ko bhi todh diye(Oye MB k wajah se nhi brush na karne ki wajah se teeth mai pain hua tha)6)Aaj Ballu Antakshri khelne k mood mai tha tabhi toh apni MB k liye'Mere ghar aayi ek nanhi pari gaya'(Yeh baat aur hai ki heaven ki saari pariya iska gaan sunke bhaag gayi hongi)
7)Uncle-Aunty ka toh pta hai ki 1 meethai dogi par humko bhi(Mujhe laga tum sirf blood suck karte ho
but meethai bhi khate ho?😕)
but meethai bhi khate ho?😕)Poem of the day
Brush Brush brush ur teeth
Brush Brush brush ur teeth
Brush it every day
Father,Mother,sister,Brother
Father,Mother,sister,Brother
Brush it every day:P
(Kab tak padosiyo ko apne badbudaar muh se pareshaan karoge so along wid ballu tum log bhi brush karna start kardo nhi toh u all have 2 break ur teeth jst lke my ballu:P)
But kuch bhi kaho I still lub ballu.The hottest banda in MB.Jab tak RK nhi aata pooja karongi teri:P
Note 4 RK-Chup chap se entry show mai maar le nhi toh mai tere show mai entry maar longi
PS-Plz no bashing here & I m sure kal ke post mai bhale hi tamatar na mile aaj k post mai ande zaroor milenge but Dont worry I will open omlet stall:P
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