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Elaji had gone for a Heavenly visit,
and all of us on da forum wer sad
PriDa was distanced
SaVni was coping wid being wedded
VarNi was wer it alwaz was, not in da script.
to add masala on burning pav-bhaaji cookering on chowpatti tava
da 55 inch tv was flashing,
A-character-which-canna-get-more-wierdo-den-it-already-was: *Mausijee*
mah anger knew no bounds !!
maa ka gussa yaad aaya n messa didna throw da remote at da tv dat eve
warna meeself wud have to stand facing da wall n miss dinner...
and we all know wotko dat is since childhood...
so took a pen and opened mah diary to vent
a thot hit mah brainwaves and messa went about scribbling
Dis is an excerpt from dat day entry
Do look at her eyes behind da *Soda Bottle Glass thickness* specs...
it does remind you why da princess closed her eyes wen she was kissed !!
dats *Mauseeji* for da unknown.
Jus Imagine ( Geet tone alert from Jab we met )
she is sitting on her bed.
one eyebrow up up up high almost touching her right side hairline
spectacles almost diagonal on her nose thanxxX to her high-rise-eyebrow
grining wid 2 teeth peeping behind orange garish lipstick
( Munna's paan effect - khandani habit )
thinkering' Damini se aaj Suman ke feet dhulwaungee
rubbing hands together n feeling mighty proud of her idea.
getting up n in da high raised shoulder mode
(picture Sanjay Dutt in ANY movie)
sliding/ gliding on da floor to call Damini:
*Damini beta suman ke garam pani se
feet warm up karne hai zara pani to lana*
shocked Damini chupchaap turns, showing her *Sexy Blouse* to us
(and whoever who doesna forget to freeze da screen and *MOON* at her at home late nite sittering on da comfortable right angled corner sofa while watching it on DVR)
and sincerely jaake mini-bucket n stainless-steel ka glass laati hai
controls her emotions n starts da cleaning process
she dips da wash cloth in da stainless steel glass wipes da right underfeet of her sasuma (who BTW is yet to stop staring @ da ceiling inspite of her feet getting tickled by da washcloth) and dips da dirty cloth again in da stainless steel glass.
Her Royal Frogginess is grinning and mighty proud of her game.
Damini busy tuckin her saree pallu @ her waist doing her bahu-giri sincerely, wen...
Ringtone plays * Daminiii tum theek to ho na * * I luv u Daminiii* her cell bajing
Her Royal Highness frowns wrinkling her almost bull-dog like beautiful features
Damini in confusion, holds da glass of unclean water in her right hand, n is abt to drop it in da bucket, clickin TALK on her cell in da left hand... WEN
WEN...
WEN...
WEN...
camera zooming in 3 times on Her Royal Frogginess
*Alzeimer's effect hits her {U-Know-Who / Paanwale ki amma}*
(spinning head n shiver down da spine Effect of a BT track Alert)
arre beta thanxxX tum mere liye pani laayi.
bhagwaan tumhe saari khushiya de.
n b4 Damini can say anything... takes da glass n *GULPS* down da water.
🤣 🤣 🤣
now u know whyko it was a stainless steel non-see thru glass 😆
As i sat der writing da last line on dat diary ka *Panna*
meeself grinnned silly, if not da CV,
atleast i gave a *PHATACK* to U-Know-Who !!
ps: not ment to hurt anyone's feeling
i am aware Alzeimer is a serious issue.
jus trying to *PHASE OUT* U-know-who's bad effect on LNMDJ
skorpion.
meeself grinnned silly, if not da CV,
atleast i gave a *PHATACK* to U-Know-Who !!
ps: not ment to hurt anyone's feeling
i am aware Alzeimer is a serious issue.
jus trying to *PHASE OUT* U-know-who's bad effect on LNMDJ
skorpion.
Ganesh Kartikeya
Shiv Shakti
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
