Firstly………….I wanna tell that my analysis is written n based on what I feel after watching the show……..I do not write it to please a particular set of people………..no sir………..Aisa hota to it would be better for me to cut this crap…….These are my genuine feeling…………….And im not scared of anyone , or under anyone's influence to write this…….trust me the day I feel im under an influence, that's the day I quit writing this………….Being a true hardcore rajeevians does make me go off to lala land with raj ………..and I may tend to get biased to him………..but hey ,I luv him………..and I think its ok……………but I have even criticized rajveer's character……a few times😕….err…ok atleast 3-4 times😕….emm😕…..ok atleast twice😕……..lolzzz😆…..hehe😆………so plzz do not accord my write-ups to any influences..or as baits to please my readers………im not a nut-head to do so🤢……….im not doing a salaried job that I'll be paid only if I please ppl………I write what I feel….and that's what I'll continue to do…………hehehe😆……..my bhashans seem to have become really frequent and an everyday thing haven't they………..hehehe……….sowwwiee…….this is the last one I promise……..hehehe…………pakka..!!hehe!!😆
Highlights of the Day:
1)Raj is asking the goons , who is your boss……they show gehlot as the boss..talking to Nair.., who tells gehlot that rajveer foiled the plan…………and if he wants he can ….but boss says no……….dont go to rajveer, u will do nothing…….boss is wondering how raj came out of the confinement………..the idiot……….kameena, I hate him………..till today I was in denial, inspite of hearing his voice I wanted a miracle to happen n gehlot not to be the boss ……….but alas…………..the poor sweeto is in for another heart-break, why why why……….. is rajveer never to get happiness from any relation in life………….ek dost tha, jisne khud ko goli marne ko kaha, wo to marr gaya aur puri zindagi ke liye ye baat raj ke dil me bojh ban gayi……………….dusra dost khud by choice uske samne khada hai, dost nahi dushman banke, kyunki uski ankhon pen air ne patti bandh di hai……….then the person whom he considers his mentor, mentor……hah!!! He respects him like his dad………..huh!!.........poor thing……….i dread to thing how broken he will be when he finds this out……….he needs someone, for support……..he really does……..plzz get someone……..even if its nandini, atleast for that one day when he will know this truth……….he'll die a 100 deaths the day this is revealed to him…………plzz get him a true friend ….plzz one new entry is all I ask,………..for emotional support……..!!
2)Raj asks the goons who their boss is…….maan gaye tumhe…………I mean he is being held at gun-point and still he's asking questions………..aww choo chweet !! but apparently the goons don't find it cute and they hit him on the head………alekh hears the commotion……….idiot,……….hehe…….apni chupai hui daaru ka stock lene aya tha……yeh kabhi nahi sudhrega……lolzz………he sees this n throws the bottle directly at the hand holding the gun…..sudden jhatke ke wajah se the gun gets thrown off…….and then ensues a fight……..cool……yay!! mast fighting..yay!! awesome alekh – raj scenes………yaar these guys have a rocking chemistry………..they just set the screen on fire…….i luv their scenes together….yay!!,………ok , now raj gets hold of the gun but the goons run away !!Raj fires two shots in the air and chauhan hears it………..but the orderlee's lead him to the music room
3)In the music room………..hehehehehe…………abhi sees the mess………and is on the verge of tears………….written across the walls is the message loud n clear " Inqualab Zindabad"………yay!! Abhi goes insane n starts blabbering "music instruments tumhare dost hain……….ye zindagi bhar tumhare saath rahenge"………ok I knew he had lost it.,……….apko aisa nahi arna chahiye tha………….hahahahaha!!! The cadets are summoned in the corridor for an assembly of sorts……….by a suriji who looked like . …the latest title of the newest haary potter book "deathly hallows".ok I dunno y…when I saw him , that's the name which came to my mind…………gosh he was looking like "the messenger of death", there starts a bhashan on all the going ons and the whole anger of broken instruments is unleashed on the least bothered n effected cadets………..huda even thinks of clapping……..lol….abhi asks them to clap a numerous times between his angry speech……..no one claps……..but I willingly clap everytime he says."taali bajaeee"………..ok says vandu……and here we go into a clapathon………"clap, clap, clap "…………yay!!Inqualab Zindabad !! hip hip hurray !! then the cadets are informed abt rajveer escaping from the confinement room in what I describe the most rude way it could have possible been said………."in sabke beech, captain rajveer kahin gaayab hain"………….seeming it look like wo apni gf ke saath candle-light dinner pe gaya ho………..huh!! Nice VP…………excellent……..how convieniently those gun-shots are forgotten……..and a few damn music instruments are given precedence over gun-shots in an army…………sick !! ok is there any responsible army official in our country??? Plzz sue dja and prove your mettle………..coz this is not the way at all………ppl should have rushed to the spot to know the reason behind the gun-shot……….that lecturing gone-loose cadets on discipline……….there is something called prioritizing things………which is absent in every damn creature that ever trod KMA………..huh!! shame on everyone………..boo !! a bit loud boooooooo !!
4)Enter BC and stop the VP's lecture mid-way…………he narrates abt the happenings and so does rajveer………ok very poorly shot scene………this crap cudve been avoided………..i mean it looked like some news reporting going on…or a police-interrogation………."maine dekha…….isne kaha…main gavah tha"……….oh gawd………save me……..i ve had enough already , haven't I ……………I do not deserve this………..except for being short tempered, I m a very good human being………..i've never done anything wrong, im quite the model citizen………….so I do not deserve to go thru this crap……………save me!!!In between all this dramebaazi……….that jackal nair slips in quietly …….hah!! the super-idiot…………Finally…..BC says that im taking back rajveer's confinement punishment………and now rajveer will report directly to me only………yay!! Cool !! and also alekh is praised……all this is heard by abhi with a smirk on his face…………..oh sweet lord, please tell me why the smirk?? He thinks he is being narrated a dadi-nani ki kahaaniyan or wat?? Huh!!...........crap !!Finally abhi suggests that alekh be rewarded for his bravery……..yay and he's made cadet……….with approval from bc……….cool………yay!! u shud've seen arjun –n – raj……….aww chooooo chweeet………..yay!! I luv aleh – rajveer scenes………..raj hugged him choo chweetly………it was soooooooooooooooooooo awww…..it was as awwwwwwwww as a toothless baby…really…….yay!!
5)All cadets celebrate with alekh…..they have a cute time with rajveer all happy n contented over his cadets bonding………..such an "awwww" time…rajveer claps👏……..yay!! im clapping too👏….and I know that all of you are clapping too👏…..yay!!hehe😆
6) Ok I missed a few scenes…….pooja tells naina that she misled abhi ….yay!! naina hugs her and says thank u…pooja says I know shahrukh is yours but I gave him this name.........oh hello excuse me..Both SRK and RK are mine…..ok and no one takes them away from me!!😉😳😆………..pooja apne friendz ka signal katne nahi degi chahe uska hi kyun na katt jaye…aww choo cutee.,………me likey…me likey……..sorry for threatening to kill u yesterday !! hahaha!!.........Here huda , ali n yudi celebrate…….yudi says this is the biggest thing I've done in my life………hehe………huda says so what abt meeting shalini n all ………….yudi says we don't even talk now………huda says see after murder,. Even ali-pooja don't talk……….ok that was rude……..and insensitive………that guy is already having nightmares over it………..nd u are reminding him of it………ali asks him to shut up………huda says chill….mazaak karna is good for the body, mind and soul………..oyee hudee…chup kar ja………….warna abhi tujhe ali ke joote ka sole padega…….to mind, body n soul sab gum ho jayega..hahaha!!😆Huda says ok khaa yudi ki kasam…..and say u don't love pooja, ali says why yudi, I'll khao your kasam……hehe….they run around the room….and come out to see the "deathly hallows" suriji glowering angrily……lolzz whats up with him……stop looking like that suriji…….lolzz…but suriji celebrated when alekh was made a cadet again n was all happy ,like "the grinch who stole the chritmas"…..haha😆……but nair walked away in a huff…..haha!! the idiot!!😆
Blooper:
1)Alekh sees people beating up rajveer, but not for a moment does he get surprised over it…………hello does this happen everyday in KMA that no one gets surprised over this…..huh!!!
2)The news of an attempt of the KMA weapons being stolen is told to the academy…..but no one is shocked …..neither the teachers, nor the students……hah!! Its as if someone tried to steal a packet of bread from the canteen isn't it………..why bother….huh !! wake-up people…..get a life!!
Koffee with Vandu :
On special request by someone yesterday………im sorry I cudnt write the whole analysis in alekh style , but I hope this will do for u my dear reader !!!
Vandu :Aj hamare saath hain Mr. Alekh Sharma……jinhe finally phirse cadet banna diya gaya hai, ek orderlee ki zillat bhari zindagi se……….toh chalegi hum unse kuch baatcheet karte hain…alekh ap kuch kehna chahenge……….
Alekh : Boleto to "hi"……….tum sab logo se phirse milke acha laga……abhi vandu ne bataya tha ki tumlogo ko apun ka likha hua analysis acha laga tha…….boleto uske liye thank u !!.........
Vandu: To tum phirse cadet ban gaye alekh?? Kaisa lag raha hai??
Alekh : Abhi boleto tum logo ne dekha tha na…….Akkha life me pehli baar apun ka aanhk bhar aya khushi se…………aur captain rajveer ne apun ko gale lagaya…….boleto to capt. Sir bhi bahut khush the apun ke liye……
Vandu: Tumne unki jaan jo bachai……unhone tumhe thank u bhi bola tha n kaha main ye yaad rakhunga??
Alekh : Ab capt. Sir ne apun ke liye jitna kiyela hai, uske saamne to ye kuch bhi nahi hai…….
Vandu: Hamne suna hai ki tere ko Rani mukherjee badi pasand hai?? Kyun??
Alekh : Abhi boleto wo apun ko badi pasand hai………kitni beautiful hai wo…….ya mast acting karti hai boleto……uska wo picture bunty-babli……to apun ne 20 baar dekhela hai……..kya mast chori karti hai……..boleto apun ko bhi aisi choori karne ka mann horela hai……..
Vandu : Acha chal ye nautanki band kar…….tere se rapid-fir question poochti hoon…….jaldi jaldi jawab dene ka………..start…
1. Abhishek Bachchan ya SRK ??
Ans – SRK
2. Naina ya Neelu..??
Ans – aye………ye galat hai…aise googly sawal nahi poochne ka haan………ye nahi chalega………
3. Ali ya Yudi ??
Ans – Ali..mera room-mate hai………wo yudi to nautanki hai…
4. Abhimanyu ya Rajveer??
Ans – boleto apun dono ko bahut manta hai……….dono ke khilaaf nahi jaega…..kabhi nahi…..to apun to dono ka naam lega yaha pe………..apun dono ko choose karta hai…….
5. Nair ke bare me kya khayalat hai tumhare??
Ans – Wo khaya – lat me se …khaya nikalde…….uske liye to apunke pass sirf laat hai……….ek zordaar lat…….gadha!!
6. BC ke bare me kuch kahoge??
Ans- boleto apun ne to usse khadoos samjha tha but aj usne apun ki tareef ki sabke saamne……….ussi wajah se apun ko cadet banna diya gaya……..
Boleto……….aj apun ne apni batli ki qurbaani deke rajveer sir ko bachaya…………..aur apun ko uska inaam mila……apun wapis cadet bann gaya…….apun bahut khush hai aj……..tum sab bhi apun ki khushi me apun ke saath party karo!!
Scenes of the Day :
1) Loved all Rajeev-Arjun scenes….they have remarkable on-screen chemistry……..lovely scenes…….they set the screen on fire…..yay!! me ,likey this hottie combination………yahoooo!!
2)Alekh being declared promoted to a cadet..yay!! and all the celebration !!!yay!!
3)Ali-Huda-Yudi's room scene….very cute!!
4)* Sniff , Sniff *………..boss revealed……….its gehlot………argghh!! Kill him…….my dreaded thought came true, all hopes trashed..boo-hoo !!Poor raj !!
Performance of the Day:
1) Rajeev : Oyee rocking😉….dil khush kar ditta😳……..lovely..fight scene ho ya wo guroor jisse even at gun-point you were the one asing the questions..awesome……👏
2)Alekh :Again , awesome fight scenes…….and lovely scenes with Rajeev….awesome….me loved my hottie dosage today…yay!!👏
3)Puneet Isaar: Welcome back sir😊……….awesome speech…….i mean althought the speech was boring but😆……he commands real authority.and he looks like sumone important and respectable👏..unlike nair who was looking as if ek orderlee ko important clothes pehna diye hain…with an expression to match this !!😆
Rating :
9/10……..yay!! watch it for the hottie dosage…….yay!!......rajeev-arjun scenes…….lovely😛……..wonderful…me likey me likey!!👏Loved i t! 👏
Conclusion:
Watch the episodes for the mast raj-arjun scenes..,..yay!! ..boss revealed……Alekh made the cadet !!! The bet has been on by rajveer it seems ……..yay!!coz BC asked the cadets to stop the rebellion n forgave them……..yay!!
Luv,
Vandu😉
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