Hi guys ...............i wasnt keeping well since the last two days, so cudnt even come online.............i thought monday se continue karungi analysis ...but coz some of my dear sweet friendz seem to be missing my analysis, i thought ki friday ka analysis aj post kar doon............better late than never kyun??
So this one is for u Samreen n Nehu(rajeev_bigfan) dear!!!!!!😉
Highlights of the Day:😛😛
1)Hayeee,.............my sweeto, cutie-pie is lying on the ground , all covered in blood😭...........a monkey faced, elephant bodied guy comes n says on the phone that he has found the captain but nothing is to be found with him.............then he says captain gave lift to a girl, it must be with her, dont worry we'll find her................arghh u know wat the trouble is, i too think u might find her..............may good sense prevail n may the aatma's and brains of alekh n pooja swap..............so that she can sensibly hide that box!!!!!! Off she goes to find rohit................arghh!!!! cudnt she just go to kma??? or did my sweeto ask her not to😕..........pooja ghanti bajaos...............*i play a song in the background*
Kaunnnn!!!! Dont open the door..........lolzz remember that crappy RGV movie??? hahaha!!!!😆😆
2)Anyways,...........the door opens n pooja says rohit..............they dont show his face *me thinks he's not finished with his makeup yet*, so they shift the scene to alekh n neelu............alekh wants to meet neelu's mom-dad...........gosh!!😕..........allu dear.............dont ..........plzz😭...........neelu to says the same..............but...............uff he's exactly like apna captain sir..............kisiki baat hi nahi sunta................chal diya achai karne..............uff aj kal bhalai ka zamana nahi raha bachuu.............that was gandhiji ka zamana ki koi ek baar slap kare to dusra gaal bhi dikhate the..........but if u do that now na.........to log dono gaal pe slap toh karenge hi , saath me joota uthake sar pe bhi marenge..............so plzz dont invite jooton ki baarish..........😆😆
3)Neelu still says she wants to go* happily waves to neelu and moves forward to see her off inside the bus........... so that she cant come back.................*uff but yudi n daddy come in at that moment............alekh starts to explain to yudi but yudi says dont say a thing...............even your dad did the same thing with your mom na...........huh!!!!!!!! how dare u?? this is the first time im hating yudi...............ofcourse wat he's saying is right from his point of view coz he is neelu's brother n moreover he doesnt know that alekh is guilty.................but such a cheap comment*😡 goes n slap yudi, gags him n ties him up in a corner😡*................yudi's dad says ask your sis.............yeah now ur talking sense.............ask that wacko daughter od=f yours ....who seems to have lost her tongue..............speak out u???😡 * spanks neelu with a hot iron rod for keeping her trap shut when she is supposed to be blurting out the truth*.....now yudi's daddy turns to alekh n says i'll get u sent bak to jail..............huh u??? dont make me say anything..............ask your cruella devil of a daughter about whatever she did.............and alekh , i told u na, ki this is no more gandhiji's zamaana, ho gayi na jooton ki baarish.............ek sujal tha, aur ek ye alekh.,...........uff hamesha sahi hote hain, but they just dont justify themselves,............oh gawd!!! plzz spare the handsome hunks of this world...............let them not be flayed alive by dukhiyari heriones ke dad's...............i dont care abt anyone else..........im only talking abt my rajveer n alekh😆 ...........u can skin the rest of them alive for all i care😆...........the father-son hitler duo leave.............poor alekh remains behind with all the wacked out street people staring at him..............go away....shoo u ppl.............dont u have better work to do.....kahin bhi khade hoke kuch bhi dekhne lag jaate ho.,,,,,,,,,huh..............besharam log..............alekh is sad *goes n gives him a jaado ki jhappi, holds his and and takes him away .............sticks out tongue at those wicked ppl staring at him🤢*
4)Ok scene back to pooja, lagta hai finally rohit ka make-up complete ho gaya..........she says rohit.....he says pooja....plzz spare us yaar..........we know your names very well........u dont have to blurt them out 999 times.............uff!!! they hug each other.........gr88 this is why it was important 4 her to meet him.....huh!!!! itni jaldi ali ko bhula diya.........kya hoga pooja ka..............ya ali reham ali😕......she says u know how much i searched 4 u............he says ya i know how many sms u sent to me on how many addresses..........hey i thought adress pe letters sent hote hain n cell pe sms............uff..............sweet lord....plzz do not bestow on me this information that this guy also talks in sms lingo................but if he did know that she was searching 4 him , then why did he not reply.....huh!! mainly why did he run away, they were supposed to get married na.............arghh😡 n here he is holding his ears n saying sorry, that too after being reminded that he should apologize...............lord, what namunas we have in this world of thine!!!oopss.................i think atleast i should spare uas it is u have all ekta kapoor heroines blaming you for all the troubles in their life...........i wont burden u more............😆i must not blame u for this, its entirely a djs creation😕😆rohit calls pooja inside, she picks up the box.............rohit gets all happy n says is that for bme.................ahh!!! sweetheart, u vanish from the marriage venue.........do not stay on touch with this poor girl who's all mad abt u and u expect her to get along a gift for u...............now this is what i call wishful thinking...............u ought to be spanked for your deeds n you expect gifts🤢,..............argghh😡..........he's even more nuts than pooja.............suddenly pooja seems an einstein😆 but hey the guy is cute haan😆.........no no im not shifting my loyalities..............i'll always be yours truly rajeev😳😳😆 ....hehe ... and then alekh...........no one else can displace you in this entire universe!!!!😆hehehe!!!😆
5)After getting no newz of raj for a long time, abhi n naina start calling up shakti.............lolzz.......he's lying their all knocked out dreaming about a never to ccome by promotion, dont wake him up............haha..........they try to call up his office when there is a huge commotion, hehe.........there yudi's daddy comes marching into the academy yelling out his lungs.........uff...😡guards!! guards..throw this guy out now!!🤢neelu says its not alekh, yudi seems to believe, his daddy seems to have gone deaf though.....gawd............give him a real heart attack this time around...........😆abhi overhears all this nonsense going on here.,.........he stands near the wall in a very rajeev pose...........hey that pose has my jaanu's patent n trademark..............it cant be copied..........hehehe!!!!!
6)Alekh is standing there drinking, with flashbacks about his conversation wid neelu, then he starts breaking things around....huh!! what a waste of daru n struff being broken.....Abhi comes there.............picks up a green,coin kinda thing .....then they show rohit n pooja.........sumthings happnd to his hand, he says he had promised to meet her, wantd to buy a gift for her, he did a show, got the money, but when he was coming back with the money,he had an accident and his fingers, well i dunno wat happnd to the fingers, they looked perfectly fine to me..........pooja says she took admission in kma to find him.........rohit asks how did u get my address..........poo says by gods grace..........lolzz since when did nair become god...........hehe..........he is exactly he opposite....." A devil"........rohit says, now neither will i go anywhere, nor will i let u go, we'll both stay here in this house...........ok like , live -in relationship kinda thingy???..........poo says everyone laughs at me n my love, but i wanna show them all, so u'll havta propose to me in kma................what is kma, a garden, that u want to be proposed there.............u want ali to hang himself or what??? u are such a she-devil..............uff!!!!!! feelingless..........insane person!!!!..........pooja says come in the evening.......and walks off leaving the box behind, rohit says oh she forgot this , but no problem i'll hand it over in the evening n he happily invites himself for a browse through the contents of the box............... uff...........he hasnt got any manners.........arghh..he reads those files n has a ajeeb expression.........i only hope he doesnt do somehtiing untoward with the contents!!🤢
7)Abhi says to alekh u drink soo much to be off-responsiblity., he says raj will be very happy to see u in this state..............for u raj requested bc to let u stay in the academy...........a true soldier doesnt give up like this, raj wants to make u a soldier but u r giving up like this..........they fight for truth...........alekh gets up n says yeah but im an orderlee.........he gives a very emotional speech about why he should never have dreamt of being a soldier .............. mera raj hota to usko ek jaado ki jhappi deta................but koi baat nahi.........raj ki taraf se im going to give him jaado ki jhappi second time...........😳abhi makes alekh the royal guard of wagmer........he says now u r responsible for the security of wagmer............wagmer's respect is our country's respect.....huh!! what wagmer...........i've never heard of the place.............plzz wats going on here.............gawd help me..........bachao bachao...........this is even more important than your life.........🤢😕huh!!!!!!...............abhi takes a piece of broken glass n cuts up his finger with it..........arghh...........now wat is this...........khoon bhari maang.............uff it cudnt get more filmier than this............have the writers lost it.................rajeev i salute u for your excellent decision of quitting, i'll miss u as hell for sure...........but all the same, i dont think i can watch this crap anymore............
Performance of the Day:👏👏
The episode belonged to ..........
Arjun Bijlani:*clap, clap*👏 Awesome job dude!!!!!!! Can i give u a third jaado ki jhappi...........😳😳.............u rocked today!!!!! simply outstanding emotional sequence👏👏👏
Kunal Kapoor:👏He was good in that angry bhai scene..............hehe.........he looks cute even when he's angry..........but his dialogues were really mean............poor alekh.........my heart went out to him😭😭
Dissapointment:😭
They are fooling us or what???? no rajeev today😭....They are fooling us by beating around the bush n not revealing the rede box mystery.......plzz tell me wat was the point in making rohit see those documents, dont tel me he's gonna run-off with them plzz...........i'll actually kill myself if that happens😡
Rating:😕
4/10.............the episode was utterly boring, like a documentary film, only alekh was good!!
Conclusion:😡🤢
Congratz!!!!! The writers have officially lost it.............rajeev run away..........jaldi jaldi!!! dont stay back!!!!!Tell me what was that royal guard n khoon ka tilak stuff............yuck!!! cranky!!!!!!!😡
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Vandu😉
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