Hello ppl welcome to the analysis of another dumb episode of lrl.............
Where the captains have gone insane, cadets have no brains and the academy has gone cuckoo.............
Welcome to The lost world of madness and insanity.............and today we welcome our old friend who had gone away............back to the zoo called KMA............Major nair.......Welcome back............But seriously, today i think that u were extremely essential to our academy.............Your entry has given me new hopes that the lost n forgotten academy will be back to track.,..........plz dont get trapped in politics n destroy my hopes............u are the only one im counting on..........!!!!!!
Highlights of the Day:
1)The two captains start fighting with rajveer saying that he's a self-made man and doesnt use his approaches n abhi says your mentor is so powerful that u dont need to ask for anything...........u get all unasked............ahan!!! really??Ok rajveer ask your mentor to get u outta this madhouse before it drives u insane too...............then raj takes a dig at abhi saying if a prince can be posted to ladakh then y will the military be lenient on me............by saying such crap plz dont demean the military chauhan saab............hah!!!!! demeaning the military.............my dear lovely raj...........incase u havnt noticed..............ur show has damaged the military reputation beyond repair.........u conduct engagements, wedding in the academy..........make a fine fool of the cadets parents,then ur cadets have turned into love birds...........who dont come back after the drill is over and ur captain runs around the academy in a towel flirting with his cadets..............and most of all.............U HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SHOW THE INDIAN FLAG UPSIDE DOWN..............hah!!!!!!!!! what is left to demean the academy..............demeaning the academy........my foot!!!!! dont irritate me now ...ok??? In the meanwhile in between this fight, the sweetheart of about a dozen boys in the academy cadet naina singh runs away with the code...............very good............excellent.,..........and the captains are blind fools.............so full of themselves that they dont notice her going.................and they are the ones supposed to be protecting our country.............ahh well............god help us...........we are at your mercy almighty..........!!!!!!
2)Yudi enters looking like a baby bird who's fallen down into the mud .........aww...........i cant help finding him cute even like this.........hehe...he comes in ranting about being left alone there n not being able to find the way...........and he got caught in all the traps laid there and was hanging upside down a tree for two hours.............hehe..........choo chweet..........huda tries to pacify him............yudi grabs a sandwich n gobbles it up like an earthquake victim who's had no food 4 several days..........suriji comes n takes the food away n says, he doesnt like dirty ppl in his canteen........so go bath n come back.........hehe........poor yudi...........aww...........i feel so sorry for him.......poor kiddo......!!!
3)Geet gaata banjara comes to find naina sitting alone in a room..........he again starts off where he left...........in the jungle remember......"the look into my eyes crap"..yeah u guessed it right he says a few more of those tacky lines...........and then starts a jungle dance.....apparently the trip to the jungle hasnt gone outta him yet............a sheer case of what they say "u can take a geet gaata banjara out of the jungle, but u cant take the jungle out of a geet gaata banjara"............so let the madness begin............djs being djs pick the wrong msic piece............i'll play the right one...here goes........"chahe kopi mujhe junglee kahe, kehne do ji kehta rahee hum naina ka code solve karne me lage hain, hum kya karen..............yahooooooooooo!!!!!".............they start a jhingalala dance..........huga huga hooga hoo...........the jungle of insanity comes to life and the dance ends with huda standing there burning .........lol............huda plzz say hah!!!! once....im sure the whole room will burn...........song 4 u.........."dil jalta hai to jalne de......aansu na baha , fariyaad na kar........dil jalta hai to jalne de"..........huda leaves in a huff........
4)Here huda is fuming n fretting abt the geet gaata banjara..........alekh comes there and as usual their silly fight goes on.........huda shares his problem with the agony aunt..........oops agony kaidi.............i mean agony bhai.......ok whatever, alekh says decipher the code 4 naina and become her hero.............tut tut.............yeah right..............u wish.........two captains and one oversmart cadet are at it already and they havnt been able to do anything.................and huda the bhains man will solve the code in a jiffy...........hmm dude its heiroglyphics not bhainsoglyphics.............and we know huda's IQ level.................but alekh to think that u gave this idea...........i mean come on............i thought u were sensible enough atleast..............huh!!!! looks like i expect too much!!!!!!
5)Here pooja n ali are in the jungle...........grand...............the two losers .........the so called captains went off with their common lady love...........not even concerned abt their co-team member............abhimanyu.....whenever u said............who are we...........poor yudi shouted grandly...."HAWKS" and u just left him behind.......awesome.......what a captain..........and huda .,...huh i didnt really expect anything from him................and aha............Capt.Rajveer singh shekhawat...............i am utterly disapointed with u.......u left behind two of your team members........????? To find their way in the jungle...........u ppl dare not call yourself team leaders........that quality is not there in u............go and be naina's slaves.........!!!
6)After naveen, looks like nair has turned a astrologer........he knew that ali-pooja would be forgotten in the jungle........he also knew before-hand that pooja and ali will kiss..........so he brought a camera and clicked their pics................awesome...........hey u ppl y bother with naveen codes.,...........kidnap this guy n ask him to tell u where the red box n the keys are..............with his divyadrishti , im sure he'll tell u all u wanna know.........Ok but u knw im glad nair is back..........hey time for celebration all u nair fans......... divya right?? im sorry if i got the name wrong..........your nair is back!!!............hopefully now kma will look like an academy.........lol...........im dying to see nairs reaction to the antics of geet gaata banjara.............hahaha!!!!,............The nair who hates women now needs the help of a women to get him his position in kma..............wow!!! what happened to your self-respect...........doesnt your ego hurt..........u wanna soo desperately get back to this madhouse............dude............thats a very bad idea...........u r better off outside.......coz im sure u'll commit suicide if u see ur beloved academy in this pitiable state........
7)The episode ends with the realization of the code dawning on all the three musketeers...........they come up with the solution at the same time.........and there is a voice over by naveen that he knew it.............yeah ofcourse u blood-sucking rat..............u would know it wouldnt u................i wanna drum the brains outta u...............so now hpefully they'll tell us tomorrow about wat these three have found out about the red box.............arghh!!!! they better tell us............or else i'll personally kill them all........but only after i ensure that none of them has a sister like naina who'll come to haunt me after i kill them all..........!!!!!
Performance of the Day:
Deepraaz Rana: Welcome back Major Nair😉............im most pleased with your entry today..............extremely delighted............plzz make the academy a better place..............chuck everyone out if u want.............im wholely n solely with u this time around.............Grand comeback.............for a change i enjoyed his taunts on pooja n ali today, they fully deserved it...............well done nair.......
Kunal: Well im telling u in that 2 second scene he really stood out.......looking as cute as usual............and i felt like bashing up huda for forgetting him in the jungle.........poop poor yudi!!!!
Nonsense:
Scriptwriters: Go and watch the repeat telecasts of "Dil kya chahta hai" and watch the unerplayed comedy that gaurav carried of soo well............or go n see lavanya...............he gave such a good performance in the show..............why have u given such an able actor , such a pathetic character????? y????? I mean that character is irritating............very irritating.....not funny not charming but irritating............and i will not agree with anyone who says its gaurav's fault coz it isnt..............its the character's bad outline that has done this............plzz i request djs , do not waste such a substatial actor...........gaurav is capable of doing such a fabulous job.............do not spoil this............and what was that dance.............crap.............gaurav gave such a fabulous performance in Nach baliye.............u could hav given him a salsa ppl...........he could've carried it off with e'lan...............i dont understand wat u ppl are trying to do wid abhimanyu's character......... Gaurav plzz do sumthing........ask them to improve upon your character.............plzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!
Major nair...........how did he know pooja-ali were gonna kiss...............how was he prepared for clicking a pic with the camera he had got along............wat crap are u trying to tell us...........u think we are insane fools or sumthing!!!!!
Coming Up:
Raj has left a message to his mentor who was in an important meeting with the PM .........hah!!!! they wanna show the grandeur of the mentor.........but now the chahita raj has left a msg for his mentor n his mentor is bound to come running to see what his sweet lil kiddo wants..........so gear up too see a new species in this zoo of insanity....!!!!
Rating:
Huh!!!!! 2/10................u know i really wanna give minus-marks to this episode..........the worst episode ever..............i only gave these two marks...........1 for major nair n one for yudi boy.....only their scenes were worth watching.........!!!!
Conclusion:
U know there used to be a show on cartoon network called............"The dumb And Dumber Show"..............that is exactly what todays episode was...........infact i think that cartoon is better than todays episode............what a waste of a precious half - an - hour......one more episode like this n i'll sue the Djs...............i swear i will!!!!!!!!!
Luv,
Vandana😉
