Originally posted by: kiran_sherry
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Zee ney khushi se behaal hotey howay 2 times apna reply kerdia hai good going lady lets see how u manage to answer the bouncers by the cadets...Cadets Don't leave these two Attack them with ur deadly questions .. haan agar meri need howi to bata dena i will help u secretly 😳 😃 😉
Okay Cadets as i got many PMs regarding the nature of questions to be asked from both these Bilis so just see my set of Questions to these tw and it will surely help u in asking ur questions too here they are 😈
For Zee 😉
Q. 1.. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
- No, coz at the time they die, they will be send down, so no worthfull of having it while they are a live 😆
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Coz, her eyes, and month are depend on eachother, when she open her eyes, so her month is open, and when she close her month, so her eyes are closed too 😆, new automatic genious system a woman has....
But, a women can put a mascara even while her eyes closed, so she can in this way close her mouth....
And a women known for being her much who talks, so it can be a reason too 😆
3. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
- Coz, when walk on stair, so u walk inside, but when u go outside, so u put ur feet outside, so u step outside....
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- Coz when something is frozen, so doesnt need light to keep it fresh, but in fridge u need a light to keep it fresh....
5. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
- Coz it had been used, so it means it had been touched, and when u touch something so u depend in which date it ends 😆
6. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
- So, fat people can have a diet insted of eating in this way, it's a very good system for them 😆
7. What do people in China call their good plates?
- Take the first flight to China, or u could save much money, by going to a resturant which can makes good plates from china, so u will get the answer 😉 😆 😳
8. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Coz, he is a professor, he doesn't have time for bakwaas cheeze 😆
9. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??
- Yeah, they dream blindly, even people who can see, can fall in love blindly while they are a waken, so why blind people can't dream while they are sleeping?!!? 😉 😆 😳
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
- From the babies 😉 😆 😳
I think these r enough for Zee... easy hain naa... i m sure u will answer them wasey yeh sirf trailor hai agaye aur bhee ayein gay 😃 😳 😉