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Posted: 18 years ago
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BOLE TO

APUN SOCH RELA THA KI AAJ KAL YAHAN BAHUT KUCH HORELA HAI........

BOLE TO - CAPT. RAJVEER HUDA KO LOVE TIPS DE RELA HAI......HUDA BACH KE.....APNE RAJVEER NE TUJHE SANDAL GIFT KARNE KA IDEA DE DAALA HAI,AB AISA KUCH MAT KARNA KI WO SANDAL TUJHE HI PADD JAYE...........KASAM SE, BADI ZOR KI LAGEGI AGAR PADI TO........AUR TERI MUMMY-JI AUR BHAINSE BHI KUCH NA KAR PAYEGI

APNA RAJVEER RITU SE ENGAGEMENT KAR KE USKO USKE HI JAAL ME PHASANE KI SOCH RELA HAI........ACHA ICH HAI,WAISE BHI WO JASTI MACH-MACH KAR RELI THI...........USSE LINE PE LANA ZAROORI HOGELA THA😉

APNE YUDIYE KO QUADI AUR HUDA NE MAST PHASA DALA HAI..........WO BECHARA SAMAJ RELA HAI KI USNE SHALINI😕 KE SAATH KUCH LAFDA KAR DALA HAI...............

KHABRI SE KHABAR MILI HAI KI APNE YUDIYE NE ACADEMY KO TATA-BYE-BYE KARNE KA SOCH DAALA HAI............AREY YE SAB KUCH IN PANNTAR LOGON KA KAAM HAI.............HUDA-ALEKH NE MILKE APNE NAZUK SE YUDIE KE JAZBAATON KE SAATH KHELA HAI...........

DUSRI TARAF USS RITU NE APNE RAJVEER KI SHIRT KHARAAB KAR DI, ISS WAJAH SE APNE LRL FORUM KE KUCH MEMBERS USKE KHOON KE PYAASE HO GELE HAIN..........BOLE TO LAGE RAHO MAMMU............APUN JAAKE WO SHIRT RITU SE HI DHULWA DAALEGA, FIKAR NOT SANAA.........APUN KO PURA YAKEEN HAIN KI TRIGGER KI LALACH ME RITU DHOBI BANNE KO BHI TAIYAAR HO JAYEGI...........KYUN AB TO SAB KHUSH HAI NA?????? KAISA IDEA HAI???????😆

APNI AMISHA BHI TENSION ME AA GELI HAI KI AGAR LRL-2 ME DUSRA CAPTAIN AA GAYA TO APUN KE SHAHRUKH KHAN KA KYA HOEGA.........AREY FOKAT TENSION MAT LE,APUN HAI NA................USS NAYE CAPTAIN KO DO DIN BHARGAV KE SAATH CHOD DENGE😉 SOLITARY CONFINEMENT ME...........PHIR SABH KHUD BA KHUD THEEK HO JAEGA..........FIKAR NOT...........BOLETO TENSION DENE KA,LENE KA NAHI.........

AUR WAISE BHI APNA CHIKNA(RAJEEV) BADAA SHAANA ADMI HAI,WO KISSISE NAHI DARTA PAR AB JO GURRY KE SAATH HUA WO DEKH KE SAB RAJEEV KO REPLACE KARNE ME ZAROOR DAR RELE HAIN...................KOI NAYA CAPT. AYA BHI TO WO BHI APNE RAJ PE FIDA HO HI JAYEGA AKHIR KHADOOS BHARGAV BHI TO JATE-JATE BOL GAYA KI USKO APNA CHIKNE KE SAATH KAM KARKE EKDUM MAST LAGA ................

DUSRI TARAF BOLE TO YE GURRY KHUD KO MOTHER INDIA 😆SAMAJ RELA HAI.......BOLTA HAI RAJEEV SE BEHTAR SUJAL HAI WO🤣................USKO TO APUN KHOPCHE ME LEKAR KHARCHA PAANI DE DALE GA...........SHAANA KHUD HI APNE AAPKO CHANE KE JHAAD PE CHADHA RELA HAI...........JAB GIREGA NA TO KHUD HI HOSH AAJAYEGA...................WAISE BHI AB TO EKTA MAI BHI USSE DUR BHAGRELI HAI TO APUN KYA BOLE...............BECHARA SADME MEIN HAI,USKO VISHWAS ICH NAI HO RELA HAI KI USKA EKLAUTA SHOW BAND HO GELA HAI KYUNKI USNE KHUD HI USS SHOW KI BAND BAJAA DALI HAI😕

DUSRI TARAF EKTA MAI COMA SE BAAHAR AAGELI HAI😆 .........PEHLE KEHTI THI KI - "WHO IZ RAJEEV KHANDELWAL".........AUR AB KEHTI HAI "AGAR RAJEEV MERE SHOW ME KAAM KARNA CHAHTA HAI TO MEIN ISS BARE ME ZAROOR SOCHUNGI"...........YE DIVYADRISHTI KAHAN SE MIL GAYI 😆.......JISKA NAAM BHI NAHI JANTI THI USKE SAATH KAAM KARNE KO TARAS RELI HAI........... AREY SHAANI AA GAYI NA LINE PE............AB TU SOCHTI REH ,CHIKNA WAPAS NAHI AYEGA TERI NAUTANKI K-SERIAL ME JAAN DALNE...........BOLE TO USSE KAAM KI KOI KAMI NAHI HAI...........PAR LAGTA HAI KI TU ZAROOR TULSI-PARVATI SE UBH GAYI HAI.................

TOH ABHI KE LIYE APUN APNI LRL DADAGIRI ME BREAK LAGA DAAL RELA HAI ,

UPARWALE SE REQUEST HAI KI YUDIYE KO KMA ME HI REHNE DE......WARNA USKE SHAANE MA-BAAP USSE HARWARD BHEJ DAALENGE ......😆

AUR APNE SURI JI KO THEEK KAR DE......BECHARA KAAFI TIME INFIRMARY ME PADELA HAI...............AUR USKI LOLITA KAHIN BAITHI "COME AGAIN,COME AGAIN" KAR RELI HAI................

AUR TUM SHAANE LOG, YE PADHKE COMMENT MARNE KA...............TO APUN SOCHEGA AGEE LIKNE KA HAI KI YEHI DUKAAN BAND KAR DALNE KA HAI............TO BINDAAS BATANE KA KI APUN KA CHIK-CHIK KAISE LAGA TUM LOGON KO..............KHABRANE KA NAHI............BOLE TO TUM SAB APNA DIL KE EKDUM KAREEB HAI...........AUR APUN TUM LOGON KO TAKLEEF NAHI DEGA...............TO BINDAAS APNE DIL KA BAAT LIKH DALNE KA.................

JAI MUNNA BHAI.........BOLE TO WO APUN KA GURU HAI RE,AUR WO HINDUSTAN ME GANDHIGIRI KARNE KE BAAD,AMRIKA JAANE KI TAIYAARI KAR RELA HAI............

AB BAHUT HO GAYA.............APUN AUR NAHI PAKAEGA.............CHALTA HAI.......APUN KA WAPIS AANA ,TUMLOGON PE HAI............EK BAAR AKE DEKHEGA KI TUMLOG COMMENT KAR RELA HAI KI NAHI...........PHIR SOCHEGA KI KALTI MARNE KA HAI KI YAHIN REHNE KA HAI...........

BYE-BYE BHEEDU LOG....................

LUV,

VANDANA😉

Edited by togepe30 - 18 years ago

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Bole to kya analysis di hai baapu..... 👏 😆
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Posted: 18 years ago
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it sounds very alekh-y.. but i didnt understand the language properly.. 😕 😕

JAI MUNNA BHAI.........BOLE TO WO APUN KA GURU HAI RE,AUR WO HINDUSTAN ME GANDHIGIRI KARNE KE BAAD,AMRIKA JAANE KI TAIYAARI KAR RELA HAI............

i loved this part tho..it was hilarious!! 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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bole to kya shaani ki tarah analysis likha hai re ..............

jhakaas ek dum 👏

apun ko to bohut acha laga .............
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Posted: 18 years ago
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wowwwwwwwww its awesomeeeeeee yaar 👏
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Very Nice Vandana 👏 it dam Jhatkass 😊 😛 😉 Keep it up 👍🏼
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Posted: 18 years ago
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m bole to bilkul hi mast tha...kya writeup hai biru..day bana diya tune apun ka...bole to keep it up
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Posted: 18 years ago
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haila! kya likha hai re... bole to sabki khabar le dali tumne to.. 😆
fulltoo jhakasss.... 👏 👏 👏
aisaich apne darshan dete raho.. apun wait karega.. 😉

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