*~*Characters*~*
- Naina as Anarkali Pooja as Akbar ki khaas daasi Huda as Akbar Aalekh as Salim Ali as the Royal Guard
- Yudi as Salim's friend
*~*Scene*~*
When Salim tells his father that he loves Anarkali!!!!
*~*Mauka-e-Vaardaat pe kya hua*~*
Aalekh enters Akbar's darbaar!!!
Huda: Aao sahabzaadey!!! Hum tumhari he raah dekh rahe the!!!
Aalekh: Kai ko? Apun aapko idhar ich bola tha ki apun ko kaam karne ka hai apun ;ate aayega??? Tab to Tansen ka gaana sun ne me lage the, tab hosh nahi aayi ki abbazaadey ko sahabzaadey ki baan sun ni chahiye???
Huda: Us sab ko choro, ye dekho humne tumhare liye ek mujastima taiyaar karvaya hai!!!
Aalekh: Ab ye kaun se khet ki mooli hai?
Mujastima is a beautiful piece of art............so here it was a statue, because the artist got late for his work, he tols Anarkali to herself stand as the statue for Salim (Aalekh). As the curtain was raised...............
Aalekh: Abe saale teri to???? Kaam karna aata nahi meri Anaro ko he tune? Teri to mai!!!
Huda: Ye Anaro kaun hai Salim!!!!
Aalekh: Apun ka naam Aalekh hai, Salim nahi, samjhe??? Aur kal he to aapke darbaar me Anaro ka item hua tha, aapne inaam bhi diya tha ise itni jaldi bhool gaye??
Pooja: Shehzaadey aapki tauheen kar rahe hain Saheb-e-Aalam!!!!
Aalekh: Tere ko beech me taang adaane ki bahut padi hai!! Doon kya ek rakh ke??? (To Anarkali) Tu kya bina hile ghantey se khadeli hai vahan, idhar aa!!!
Naina comes there to Aalekh.
Aalekh: Suno Shyaane-e-Amul!!!!
Ali: Dekhiye Shyaane-e-Amul nahi hota Saahib-e-Aalam hota hai samjhe aap??
Pooja: Ye to hadd ho gayi Shyaane.........humara matlab hai Sahib-e-Aalam.
Akbar stands up.
Huda: Dekho shehzaadey tum!!!!!
Aalekh: Aye please haan!!! Pehle soch le mera naam kya hai, Salim hai ya Shehzaada!!! Tere ko dikkat nahi hoti?? Naam badal badal ke khaali peeli confuse kar re la hai apun ko.....
Ali: Dekhiye pehle aap Saan-e-darbaar me baat karne ki tameez seekhiye!!!
Yudi: Chill bro chill!!! This is the GenX lingo!!!
Ali: Junaid??? Vo to aaj darbaar me aaye he nahi!!!
Aalekh: Abe chup kar thakele!!! Aur tu sun Amul!!!! Apun Anarao se love karta hai aur isi se ich shaadi karega!!!
Anaro sharma jaati hai!!!
Naina: Sach Shehzaade Aalekh!!!!
Aalekh: Nahi nahi!!! Apun ko idhar khade reh ke bakwaas karne ki aadat hai!!! Tu bhi kya maamu jaise sawaal karti hai Anaro!!!
Pooja: (To herself) Ye Anarkali to bahut chaalaak nikli!!! Seedha Shehzaadey ko he apne kaabu me kar liya??? Ab mai kie phasaaun??
Huda: Tum kisey phasaane ki baat kar rahi ho daasi!!!!
Pooja: Kuch nahi Saahib-e-Aalam!!! Hum to keh rahe the Shehzaadey phas gaye!!! Ab aap he unhe bacha sakte hain!!!
Aalekh: Ye kya khusar pusar me laga hai Amul daasi se???
Yudi: Cooool!!! Kahin unka bhi affair to nahi???
Ali: Aap logon ko sharm nahi aati aise baatein karet hue??? Jahanpanah kuch mashwara kar rahe honge!!!
Naina: Ye mashwara kya hota hai Aalekh??
Aalekh: Pata nahi darling!!! Khali peeli bheja fry kar re le hain ye.......Chal apun nikal chalte hain!!!
Yudi: Chief!!!
Naina: Kya??? Chef????
Aalekh: Abe khaansaama (Head Cook) andar hai, jaa bol de use sab bana ke khila de ga, mera bheja sachchi me fry nahi hua hai jo khaane aa gaya.........Chal Anaro!!!
There in Pooja-Huda's discussion.
Pooja: Saahib-e-Aalam!!! Hum majboori me yahan kaam kar rahi hun, hum bahut bade ghar se hain. Humare pitaji padosi sultanate ke raja hain!!!
Huda: To theek hai ye tai hua ki hum tumhe apne saahabzaadey ki shareek-e-hayaat (Wife) banayenge.
Huda: Ruk jaaao!!!!
Aalekh: Mar gaya........Ab kya hai????
Huda: Hum ye ailaan karte hain ki tumhaari shaadi is daasi se hogi, na ki Anarkali se!!!
Naina: Nahiiiiiiiiii!!!!!! Ab mera kya hoga???????
Huda: Tumhe deewaar me chunwa diya jaaye!!!!!
Aalekh: Abe Amul sunn to...........
Just then someone on a bike, comes inside the daraar breaking the wall!!!! It's our Captain!!!!!!! Rajveerr............
Naina: Ye toofaan ki tarah humari zindagi me kaun aaya???
Rajveer: Itna khush hone ki zarurat nahi hai, mai deewar todne wala hun aur tumhe mai he deewaar me gaadunga.
Aalekh: Haath to laga ke bata!!
Just then Pooja comes and hugs Aalekh!!!
Pooja: Tum mere hone wale vo ho naa!!!
Ali: Aur ab humara kya hoga????
Aalekh: Chod mujhe mooooti!!!!!!!!
Yudi: Can anyone see I am also there?? Mere gale pad jaati, mai to mana bhi nahi karta!!!
Aalekh: To meri madad kar naaa idiot!!!!
Rajveer circles his bike around Aalekh-Naina and somehow get's Naina behind him!!!!
Huda: Hum use deewaar me gadte hue dekhna chahtey hain!!! Yahan jo confusion scene chal raha hai vo to humne Priyadarshan ki picturon me kai baar dekha hai!!! Huh!!!
Rajveer: Meri baat dhyaan se suno!!! Mai tumhe deewar me gaadne ki acting karunga......you know I'm a very good actor!!!! Khaiir, peeche ek ched hai, usme se nikal kar bahar mera intezaar karna!!!!
Naina: Ok done!!! Par Salim ka kya hoga??
Rajveer: Tumhe Salim chahiye ki mai???
She quickly goes inside the wall. Just then Huda comes.
Rajveer: Jahanpanah!!! Kaam ho gaya!!!
Huda: Hum tumhare kaam se bahut khush hue!!! Inaam ke taur pe hum tumhe ek bhaison ka tabela gift dete hain!!!!!
Rajveer: Arreyyyyy nahi!!!!! Mere paas bhaiein nahi hain Jhanpanaah!!! Mai tabele ka kya karunga??? Aapke paas heere, jawahraat nahi hain???
Huda claps and Ali comes with the reward!!!
Rajveer: Thanks Jahanpanah!!!! Phir milenge kabhi, duniya ke kisi kone me!!! Bye!!!
Huda: Acha kaam kiya ladke ne, haina???
Ali: Jee
Rajveer comes to the place where he asked Anarkali to wait!!!
Rajveer: Chalein???
Naina: Chalo!!!!
*~*HAPPY ENDING*~*
Hope you liked it!!!
With Love 'n' Good Wishes
Khyati
**The credit for this post goes to Ruksaar di (ruksaar_khan) who gave me this idea. Thanks di!!!!🤗**