When K-Bahus took over KMA-On yr requst!!

Hello all you beautiful people........

After presenting an unusual, unexpected encounter of Captain Rajveer with Balaji-Bhai's, it's time for Balaji-Behenjis/Bahuranis to attack him. Yaad hai na last time kya hua tha?? Toi mulaqat ko ATTACK kehna galat to nahi hoga naa????

Yahan situation thodi different hai.........Balaji-Men se kaafi aage hain humari K-Bahus........Vo bechare to ek din ke cadets bankar aaye the, lekin K-Bahus ne to poori KMA pe kabza kar liya hai..............Kaise????

Dekhiye............Padhiye.............Aur samajh jaiye😉 Mind you........Rajveer ko KMA ke members ki jagah Balaji-Bahus milengi har jagah......

Rajveer reports at Brigadior Chandok's office and knocks.....

Rajveer: May I come in Sir?

Tulsi: Come-in!!

Rajveer: Ye Brigadior ki aawaaz ko kya ho gaya??? Anyways...........(as he goes inside).........Captain Rajveer reporting Sir!!!

Tulsi turns her chair and Rajveer is shocked to see her.

Rajveer: Excuse me!!! Kaun hain aap? Yahan to Brigadior...........

Tulsi: Pata hai! Pata hai! Ye Brigadior Chandok ka office hai!!

Rajveer: To aap yahan kya kar rahi hain madam?

Tulsi: Beta mai to sirf........

Rajveer: Excuse me!!! Mai aapka beta nahi hun.......Apne size ka to khayaal karke boliye!!

Tulsi: Kya bataun beta!!! (Rajveer makes a face hearing beta again) Saara size ka he to khel hai. Pichli baar jab yahan aayi thi tab is chair pe fit aati thi.......ab ye chair thodi badi lag rahi hai........Iska matlab maine weight lose kiya hai!!! Tumhare BC se to patli he hun!!!

Rajveer: Aap pehle bhi yahan aa chuki hain?????

Tulsi: Haan!! Ye koi pehli baar thodi hai jo Mihir ne mujhe ghar se nikala hai......but you don't worry......do din me maafi maangna bhi uski purani aadat hai beta!!!

Rajveer: Dekhiye mai aapka beta nahi hun!! Khair, mai cadets ko train karne jaa raha hun.

Tulsi: Hospital me room book karwa lun kya??

Rajveer: What???

Tulsi: Nahi vo humare yahan se jab bhi koi kahiin jata hai, accident karwa ke he laut ta hai...........to pehle se he room book karwa lun??? Vaise bhi, Prevention is better than cure, haina beta???

Rajveer: Please!!! Give me a break!!!

He walks out of Chandok's office and as he was passing by Dr. Shalini's room, he saw Prerna sitting there. He goes inside........

Rajveer: Aap Dr. Shalini ki jagah kya kar rahi hain???

Prerna: Mai aaj se unka charge sambhalungi.

Rajveer: Lekin aap hain kaun?

Prerna: Mai Dr. Prerna!!

Rajveer: Kiski???

Prerna: Currently Mr. Bajaj ki.........previously Vinit Khanna ki.............initially Anurag ki.

Rajveer: Ye kya bol rahi hain aap???Mera matlab tha ki aap kiski doctor hain???

Prerna: I am M.B.B.S!!!

Rajveer: Vo to har doctor hota hai......I'm asking your specialisation!!!!

Prerna: Bajaj and Basu Family😳

Rajveer: Hadd hoti hai!!!

Saying this he left the room. Pacing down the corridoor................

Rajveer: (to himself) Ye aaj ho kya raha hai academy me???? Saari faculty ulat-pulat ho gayi hai. Meri to kuch samajh nahi aa raha. I think mujhe Dr. Mishra se baat karni chahiye.

He goes to Dr. Ritu Mishra's room and knocks...

Rajveer: Ritu jee!!! Please darwaza kholiye!!!

Instead of Ritu, Bani opens the door and darwaza kholte he she starts crying at Rajveer's shoulder!!!!

Rajveer: Arre........arre........arre......kaun hain aap? Kya hua? Dr. Mishra ke room me kya kar rahi hain aap? Ro kyun rahi hain aap???

Bani: 😭Mr. Walia!!!!😭😭😭

Rajveer: (irritated) Now who the hell is he???

Bani: Hell nahi mere patiiiiiiiii😭

Rajveer: Kya hua unhe??

Bani: Kuch nahiiiiiiiiiiii😭

Rajveer: To tum ro kyun rahi ho??? Kuch kiya unhone???

Bani: Ye poochiye kya nahi kiyaaaaaaa😭

Rajveer: Arrrrrreeeeeeee.....(in full anger)........Kya NAHI kiya unhone???

Bani: 😭Chillao chillao!!! Ab aap bhi mujh he pe chillao.........Meri behen ne mera ghar ujad diya!!!! Uspar to koi chillata nahi haiiiiiiiiiiiiii😭😭😭😭😭😭

Rajveer: CHHHUUUPPPP!!! Ekdum chup!!! Aise insaan ko bhav he kyun deti ho jisne tumhare saath dhokha kiya??? Ro ro kar meri shirt geeli kar di!!!! Yehi energy usko barbaad karne me lagao!!!! Kaam me safalta paao!!!

Bani: Ab to lagta hai yehi karna padega!!!

Rajveer: Aur haan please Dr. Mishra ko unki jagah pe bhej do!!!

Bani leaves after taking Raj's advice!!!

Rajveer: (to himself) Thank God!!! Ek namooni se to jaan chooti!!!

He moves foreward to meet Major Nair as this matter was getting oon his nerves!!! He straight away opened the door of Major Nair's room where he found Gauri sitting!!!!

Rajveer: Major Nair.............(seeing Gauri sitting there and crying)................Not again!!!!

Gauri: Kya hua Rajveer jee??

Rajveer: Aap mera naam kaise jaanti ho???

Gauri: Major Nair ne bataya tha!! Vo chutti pe gaye hain naa!!!

Rajveer: Sab ek saath chutti pe kaise chale gaye???? (bangs his hand on head in tension)

Gauri: Aisa mat keejiye Rajveer jee.......Apshagun ho jayega!!!!

Rajveer: (looking at his hand in amazement) Kuch nahi hoga!!! Vaise aapki ganga-jamuna (reffering to her tears) ka kaaran kya hai???

Gauri: Kya?????? Ganga, Jamuna!!!!! (with a big smile) Vo dono yahan hain????

Rajveer: Kya??? Ye dono bhi koi hain??? Uffffffff.............forget it!!!!

Gauri: 😭😭😭Shhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvv😭😭😭

Rajveer: Don't worry............Vo kehte hain naa...........Sab theek ho jayega.........Bye for now!!!! (while coming out of the room, to himself) Inke saath to sab theek ho jayega but agar aise he chalta raha to mai pagal zarur ho jaunga!!!!

Rajveer reches the training ground where he found all the male cadets sitting on the ground and Parvati Bhabhi, teaching them the recepie for Gajar-ka-halwa on the Black-Board. Sab cadets aise baithe the jaise zabardasti becharon ko Parvati Bhabhi ka lecture sun na pad raha ho..............

Parvati: Tum ladke aurat ki bhavnao ko, aurat ki shakti ko kabhi samajh nahi paaoge........ek kitchen he aise jagah hai jahan thoda waqt roz bitakar tum sab apni wife ki mehnat ko samajh paaoge!!! To aaj se roz tumhari cookery classes hongi jo mai lungi!! Koi shaq???

No one responds as all were half-asleep during the loooooooooo.........ooooooong lecture!!!

Parvati: (loudly) KOI SHAQ?

All Cadets: No mam!!!

Parvati: Good!! Very good!!! To sabse pehle....

Rajveer: Hello!!! O Miss!!!! Kahan se aayin hain aap aur meri class ke dauraan ye kya laga rakha hai???

All cadets: (Rajveer ke pairon me aakar) Sir hume bacha lo!!!! Hum Army officer ban na chahte hain; Chef nahiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!

Rajveer: Haan haan!! Ek minute mujhe baat to karne do!!! Suniye aap..........

Parvati: Mai kyun suno?? Aurat ne bahut sun liya.....(full emotions ke saath).......Ab mard sunenge aur hum bolenge.........

Rajveer: Achaaaa!!! Theek hai, boliye......

Aalekh: Sir kyun panga le rahe ho.......Bol bol ke aapka sar kha jayegi!!!!

Rajveer: Ruko na tum........Haan aap hum mardon ko kuch sunana chahti thi???

Parvati: Vo.....mai.....mai to bas............Actually Om ki maut ke baad koi sun ne wala nahi hai naa........to mai kisi ko bhi pakadke sunane lag jaati hun.......Mujhe meri galati ka ehsaas ho gaya hai.........Aap apni class le lo mai chalti hun!!!!

Rajveer: Shukar hai!!!! Jaiye.......aur haan......Kabhi Re-entry na karnaaaaa!!!!

Cadets: Yayyyyyyyy!!!! Yippeeeee!!!!!

Rajveer: Shhhhhhhh.......Shor nahi!!!! Mujhe apni class leni hai.........Baaki sab (reffering to the girls) cadets kahan hain???

Aalekh tells him about the girls whereabouts and Rajveer runs up-stairs, in tension, to the Canteen where.............

Kashish: So girls!!! You know what??? Ek ladki ki life me teen cheezein sabse zyaada mainay rakhti hain..............Good Looks, Good Make-up and Good Hubands............In teeno ko time to time badalte rehna chahiye!!!!!

Pooja: Mam Baabul ki Rani Mukherjee ki tarah???

Kashish: Nahi stupid!!! Kahiin Toh Hoga ki Kashish ki tarah!!!!

Rajveer: SSSTTTTTTTOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!

Since Rajveer came running, he stright went into Kashish's arms and then.........

Rajveer: I'm sorry!!!!

Kashish: I'm not!!!

Rajveer: What???

Kashish: Mera matlab hai....(while getting-up)......hota hai!!!! Mujhe dekh kar ladke aksar phisal jaate hain!!!

Rajveer: Aur phir???

Kashish: Aur phir my dear.....(sliding her finger on his cheek)...........Vo seeeeedha UPARRRRRR (pointing towards God) jaate hain!!!!

Hearing this Rajveer faints saying "God save KMA!!!!!"

I hope aap sabko pehle wale ki tarah ye bhi acha laga hoga...............Waiting to see your comments!!!!!!

Love

Khyati

I'm eagerly waiting for your comments!!!!

Originally posted by: $weet Ema

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Kyati u have a brilliant wonderful imagination 😆 😳 i luved readign this! 😊 luved the prerna--specialist subject bajaj n basu family😆 the kashish was certainly the best tat u kept till last! very funny n in line with her character! 😉

Best line of rajvir after bani encounter: Thank God!!! Ek namooni se to jaan chooti!!! 😆 (so true!)

Thanks dear........Hume laga sabko pehla wala pasand aaya thapata nahi ye part acha ban payega ya nahi!!! I tried my best!!!

Originally posted by: sugunna

wow gr8 imagination ,i enjoyed reading,keep the gr8 work. 👏 👏

Thanks for the appreciation!!!

Originally posted by: pinka_anshu

khyati kyaa baat haai yaar 😆
is baar to alekh bhi aur
bani and kashish parts is awosme great
👏
many more time khyati[not just one more time]
superb

Thank you very much dear!!!! Many more time??? As in you want me to write more of such stuff?????????? If yes then I'll definitely try.............Kahiiin aap log bore na ho jaao!!!