Dear Bandbajao,
Seven is such a magically beautiful number!!!
Saat samundar, Saat din, Saat rang, Saat sur, Sapt rishi... Nature loves Seven 😊
Saat pheron se Saat janmo ka rishta bhi toh hai!!
Pann,
Saat minute mein Saat kadam chalke Ravindra ji ka Saat-ta palat?
Yeh koshish na hi kiya jata toh shayad...
Well as he keeps saying, after all he IS the Guru!!... Aab Kya karein?
Its not Ravindra ji's fault that Balu got carried away by it all...
Unke 'Mahapurush' status aur 1760 pange eek saath lene ki adat jan ne ke bawajoot Balu ka dimag phir bhi Saatwe Aasmaan per tha!!! He got really, uncontrollably exited seeing Ravindra ji up close!!!! Why?
I mean he is the only one who has previously seen Ravindra ji's sculpted V-chehra...
(Viscious-Villain, Venomous-Viper)
Yet like a besotted fan he allowed himself to get all tangled in muhavras and phone bills and let the moment pass...
And the senior Citizen will have to pay for it now!!!!
Tell me, is this fair?
To make a man of his age take on so much work load?
Ok agreed he is Uber fit ( 😍 ), has oodles of energy, Samson's strength and above all, his years doesn't show... A kind of Peter Pan if you will. But the truth remains he IS old. And ailing...
Yet after having granted Dutta's wish for a long boxing / punching / Target shooting practice session and helped Balu and Baji hone the finer points of their close combat skills, the man is now forced to lug a twenty one year old across a long corridor on a bleeding leg!!!!!!
I mean, ek insaan aur kya kya karein?
His fashioniesta side has to keep you wow-ed warna you will critique his attire (Can't forget the sniggers re.hospital gowns).
The Ruthless psycho in him has to live up to the demands of a lappy that wants to wring out every last drop of negativity from him to make its mega epic finale a hit!!
And the man keeps on obliging...
despite his Cerebral stroke history, his deep diabetes, his vericose veins and the eye infection (his eyes have been permanently red in the past few epis).
Well as a researcher all I say is...
Ravindra ji... your dedication for destruction is a Daastan of really epic proportions!!!
You are and will always remain a legend... (of lappy-land)
The problem is, when its Baji against RT, I am at a fix. Horns of Dilemma and all that...
Have to admit, Baji as always had the right kind of ideas for Dutta...
."isske baton mein mat aa Bhau..thok de *beep* ko..."
It was all sound advice. But the lappy intervened. Don't know why?
(I know the lappy considers Ravindra ji a creation far superior to the likes of Mogambo, Shakaal ya Dr. Dang and is emotionally attached to him 😊)
This lappy's bend for Balu and sautela pan for Baji will be its undoing someday I tell you!!
Aaj bhi it cut Baji off mid word with his..."Aye hal..."
But when it came to Balu.."Halkat, melya..b******chya..." was allowed to pour forth freely!!!!!
Now in epi 382 when I saw Dutta's "facial muscles judder" I knew RT won't have it easy.
But still Dutta's dilemma is understandable...
Ek taraf he's mesmerised by the Fashioniesta in Ravindra ji, His attire and mask!! (he's obsessive desire to see RT unmask himself...mere saamne chehre se nakab kaise hatata hai)
dusri taraf the vicious psycho in him laalkarofied the Sher in Dutta.
And to make things more difficult Rt kept on reminding him who was the chela there!!!
Dutta's fettish for DHOKA and sense of fair play also did not help.
"Itne saalon ka dhoke ka hisab ek goli se nehi hoga Baji..." and then "toh aaj yeh ladai bhi barabar ki honi chahiye"
Now Will somebody tell me, who's responsible for not letting Ravindra ji have more than one pill?
He has multi ailments and needs treatment involving many pills... What restrained Dutta from administering more than one goli there? (considering its his hospital, docs do his bidding and the price of meds couldn't have been an issue?)
Pann nei, aise kaise ho jab Balu isn't there.. yeh lappy uski prem diwanee jo thairi!!!!
(Here a note for those those who scoffed at the hospital greens with blue trousers, please before criticising look at the effect of camouflage it had against the blue walls of the sp ward and green upholstery in the rooms...*baat karte hain*)
I have been hospitalised some...and frankly never had a scalpel lying about my bed yunhi... Doc aane se pehle kabhi bhi koi nurse mere bed ke side table pe scalpel nehi rakh jati thi.
Had Dutta enforced that in his Hosp...Ravindra ji would have been saved much trouble.
But the sharp object was there and RT fell for the lure of it.
The cleaning lady, had the circumstances been diff would probably not have ventured out of the loo after all that commotion outside. But guess she couldn't resist the temptation of star gazing knowing The fashion king himself was just behind that door!!!
Once outside, RT suddenly hugging her must have starled her.
To top that there was Dutta... looking dangerously, delectably, divine in his Rudra-roop...
one look at Dutta and the lady was lost...all she could do was keep screaming BHAU...
RT, I will admit got a bit miffed there. Agreed Dutta is his fav chela... but the fashion ming does have his ego re, aur unke hote huye koi Dutta pe mar mite... the ego was stung!!! Which explains the trigger for the attempted kidnap of Madhu.
Balu...now Bandbajao tumhara Balu started his career as a drain pipe climbing small time thief??? Trust me aaj se pehle toh I would never have guessed!!!! And yes, have to admit aaj itna bada Dada ho jane ke baad bhi he has not forgotten his humble beginnings!!!
Kya pipe chada!! Wah!!
Dutta did want a one on one combat...and am hoping to see something like it in the finale...but as for this epi... Balu and Baji butted in denying Dutta his wish.
The trio tried hard.. but could not overcome the might of the man. Socho kyon?
Dutta ka Ghusa-laath-mukka-bullet could not tame the man...
Balu, forever confused about Ravindra ji's FB profile (sarp, kolha, shaitan, mahapurush!!!!)
tried to get him with his verbal volleys...
...budun marun jaa re nirlajj ... Bhau logon ke naam pe kalank... Uthvaarcha Shahana...
Seeing hin unmoved, Balu tried lulling him with bedtime tales
his fav Waghoba-Kolha story... a new Maanjar ka kissa kashi mein... yet the doyen did not budge.
He then tried getting personal... I mean WTH!!! asking kaunse kaamre mein kiske saath...
Why should Ravindra ji tell him he was in Milan then and not Dubai??
Or that Kaamre mein Gina Lo... aur Sophia La... thi? and they were discussing L?
I mean even I don't try to pry into all his closets!!!!!! 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲 😲
That must have irked RT. He never discusses his women, period!!
Questioning his love for his sister was also not a smart move I would say... that was a bit too presumptious on Balu's part...
The Kalpit Kadambari was the only thing he got right..and I hope in the seclusion of the lift Ravindra ji will give this one compound folly of his life deep thought.
The problem is, He and Balu has always been at loggerheads...Balu holding him responsible for sabotaging his Ramp career and Ravindra ji maintaining he is der foot too short for the catwalk...
So just because Balu tried to give him the truth, he is probably trying to look the other way...
I too hope Madhurupali plays some role here...
A man should not be allowed to tapkofy in ignorance!!!
I think what put Ravindra ji off was also Balu's very aparent interest in his Khopdi..
The way Balu squeezed his jaws trying to dislodge a diamond or two...very suspect (ab lag raha hai RT ke woh pics humme dikhana nehi chahiye tha!!)
Then the comment..."tera khopda galaich nehi"...
Kaise galta... ask mnx12, she will tell you how tough diamonds can be...how impregnable!!
Balu jitna Ravindra ji ke skin ke under jaane ko Dhadphad kiya..utna hi calm he became..that smile appeared on his face...he had seen thru Balu's plan and had his own plan B rolling.
Balu had his Saat minute in the Sun (baji ko rokke kya mila?)
And then the rest as they say is history...in the making.
Now many have raised the issue of my Vrat.
(They conveniently forget I met a certain Bandwali at both the Mandirs)
All I say is Ek vrat se Saat dino ka maholat milega ye pehle jaanti
toh main aur Saat-sau vrat rakhti 😉
(Now I know how Naku kaise Dhaal bani rehti hai)
Waise ek indra-patan ghatne wala hai,
aur aap sab ko Prasad ki padhi hai!!!!!
Edited by Moontide - 14 years ago
Pati Patni Aur Panga
