PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14

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rubal

@rainurubal

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Posted: 14 years ago

#81

the last one with punjabi tadka is funny

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Rose

@stranger2rose

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Posted: 14 years ago

#82

26.3.11 PJs Of The Day

kyu mera dil du khate ho........ kyu mujse har baat chupate ho..... mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki aap . . . . . .VIM BAR se nahate ho

Patient: Doctor You Must Help Me. I Keep Losing My Temper With People. Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem. Patient: I Just Did You Stupid bas***d

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rubal

@rainurubal

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Posted: 14 years ago

#83

i really liked that vim bara pj

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554064

Hibernated

Posted: 14 years ago

#84

Ohh god..ur nahane wale PJ's r too gud...😆😆😆

i still remember dat Holi wish😆

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Naina :)

@NainaSengal

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Posted: 14 years ago

#85

Lol......rose.....this with the patiend was funny😆

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nikita

@niki11

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Posted: 14 years ago

#86

Gud 1s rose, aisi haalat mein hasne ki zaroorat thi😊Vim bar usse to i think bartan dhote hain😆😆😆 aur yeh temper wala aadmi kahin humare D[ MR an no one else samjhe P.SUXena]*control niki control* , ka long lost bahi to nahi hai😉

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Rose

@stranger2rose

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Posted: 14 years ago

#87

28.3.11 PJs OF THE DAY

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, "Just because you
don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The dog thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep trouble now."
Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard.
So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks," What am I going to do now?"
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet.
And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!"

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Rose

@stranger2rose

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Posted: 14 years ago

#88

PJs OF THE DAY (SANTA BANTA SPL)

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya..!

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Rose

@stranger2rose

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Posted: 14 years ago

#89

PJ OF THE DAY

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wf-Duty
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,
GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake