PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 - Page 11

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Rose both are awesome 🤣🤣you brought a huge smile on my face🤗Thank you keep posting these😊

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Originally posted by: stranger2rose

PJ OF THE DAY

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Thanks a ton Rose and Pjyo for spreading good cheer and making us laugh😆

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and

Dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress

If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?

We all need to smile every once in a while..😊 or maybe even a chuckle 😉

Source: internet...(ever wonder jokes)

PJ OF THE DAY

Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.

Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…

….to anarth ho gaya….

Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

A newly married Gujarati girl got first class in B.Ed exam.

Her excited Gujarati husband sent SMS to his father-in-law: Your daughter is first class in Bed !

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko ma ne jor se thapad mara. Pooch kiyun?

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Ma se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?

Hey Rose & ivy🤗