PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 - Page 12

Originally posted by: stranger2rose

PJ OF THE DAY

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Happily Ever After

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple." The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once'."

"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice'."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman?! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy?'"

"She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'."😉

"And from that moment, we have lived happily every after." 😆

Some PJ's

Q: What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?


A: Ohm
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Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?


A: Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure
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Q. A man went to the church and told the priest, "Father, I have sinned ninety times". Father said, "beta don't worry u will get caught 45 times." How did Father work this out? Was he a clairvoyant?


A) Because: sin 90=cot 45
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James Bond goes to the local Paanwala.

Panwari: 12.5 rupaiya hua sahib

bond gives him 10 bucks and tries to leave

Panwari: oye baaki paisa kaun dega??

Bond : Dhai another day!!!
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Q) Why Don't people laugh at a complex joke--> P + iJ


A) Because the Joke part of it is imaginary!!!!
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Q. What is the Population Control Program of the Chinese Government called?


A. Chini Kam

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Originally posted by: duttanakku

A special song for PS- Agar tum mil jao, Tange tor denge hum. Tumhe pakar tumhare piche kutte chor denge hum. Agar tum mil jao. Bus ek bar mil jao.