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Posted: 14 years ago
#31

Originally posted by: isatb

DD.....u made my day......this post is so hillarious🤣 🤣......but all the points are true....👍🏼....

Dutta definitely needs to know these thngs.......kamal hai...har baar Baji ko hi blame karta hai.......😡
Only this point i wud like to add.....i dont know whther it is added or not.....😆

i) DUTTA- the gadha...shud use his pea size brain.......dont always blame Baji.....

ii) And yes if he is so concerned abt his parivaar's safety...then he better change his oh so useless BG's.....
agar BG's hi theek nahi hai....toh bechara baji kya karsakta hai......kya kya sambhalega woh nanhi si jaan....😭

LTL & TASHA Rocksss

Kya boli re tu!!!...rapchik!! Man khush kar di re.....Meri kya galti, un Always-chloroformed BGs ko pakdo!!ROFLROFL
Tere points bhi add kar diyaa re!! 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
#32

Originally posted by: ltl_fan

Hilarious post. Another one DD:

- I am not your interior decorator or your photographer so next time you want the room redecorated or a photo taken of your lady love go and hire a professional 😆😆
- I am not your driver so next time you get lost in the jungle or wander off with your lady love don't expect me to come and pick you up.
- I am not your punching bag so next time you are upset use your sister Kala
- Next time you decide to get lost or wander off please do not hold me responsible for your AS's hunger strike. I will no longer carry the guilt of your craziness.
- Next time you decide to join me in a car ride I drive and you either ask your lady love to move back or you go sit in the back yourself. I will not move.

Haila!! yeh baat hui na re poree!!
Kaisa lagaa yeh additions re?
29.I am not your Interior Designer! You want your room Interior decorated, call your sister with her dolls!!...ewww....
30. I am not your personal Photographer, If you want me to take the Photographs, get me married and we can take Naku and your snaps in the wedding!
31. I am not your driver. Start your own Pick and Drop service for your lady love!
32. I am not your punching bag so next time you are upset use your sister Kala or her dolls! She can spare many!!
33. I don't feed your mother!...Next time you decide to get lost in jungle, arrange for appropriate food for AS's fast! Dont hold me responsible for your AS's hunger strike. I will no longer carry the guilt of your craziness.
34. In our car rides, I also get to choose who drives & you either ask your lady love to move back or you go sit in the back yourself. I will not move.
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Posted: 14 years ago
#33

Originally posted by: -Roopa-


DD, awesome post.. i am with you..😊
you can add one more to your list.. you can't be given the responsibility of changing the interiors of dutta's room and decorating the house, you haven't done a course on interiors.. have you??
in sab karte karte, tum ko kaise patha chalega kaun aaya aur kaun gaya.. this is unfair..

I know....he doesnt fund my Interior Designing course and I have to listen to Roops who only spoiled a fab room!!! Naku ki photo dekhi???.....Raat ko koi uthegaa toh bhoot chilaana shuru kar degaa!! 😆😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
#34

Originally posted by: deepika_fun

wow DD superb post...just laughed so much...even my mom laughed after saying everypoint from ur post...really very nice

Haila!!!
*creates space for two near the picket*
Aao, Aunty bhi humaare saath beth ke naare lagaayengee!! I need justice! 😆😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
#35

Originally posted by: bfunofbb123

Hey DD what an excelent post u cracked me up. first congrats on ur all awards well deserved & ur our own baji good one DD so totally agree on all ur points v.valid except ur wardrob change i love baji wordrobe jeans & kurta totally baji style it so suit baji & another one stop pondering b/n roops & madhu bcoz u know that dutta's cas frnd arehi hai so thre will b competion before tht u better deside. tanx DD for the lovely hilarious post keep posting dear loved it!😊

Thanks Jorda! 😳
On Kurtaa....achcha tha isliyee pehnaa par Jorda, koi ladki mere paas aati hee nahi.....Sab Bhaao ke paas jaati.....Only gal who have Dutta's sister tags, mere ko ek nazar dekh leti hai, par saari mental case!!!.....Ab mujhe bhi wardrobe change chahiye!!!....Mein bhi toh Dutta jitnaa good looking hai!! 🤣🤣🤣
Oye!!!.....No friend and all..Merin ek lautaa friend...One sec,u give me one more rule to list here!!...good!! 🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
#36

Originally posted by: fuzzyface


Is this Baji's frustrated love letter to Dutta 🤣 Awesome DD🤣

You should have added that -
a) From time to time, I, Baji would like compliments from you Dutta Bhao even I have feelings (perhaps some nice bottle of Jack Daniels and chocolates wld be great) 🤣

ahem ahem,....
Dutta will soon explain the "KMH" status and also our bromance....I dnt instigate rumours...
Dutta (Shreya), Pls clarify!!!!!....
*stern face*
🤣🤣🤣
Jack Daniels will totally do.....but choco with Jack Daniels??? shouldnt it be desi peanuts???...Thats what we get in our town!! 🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
#37

Originally posted by: nureat01


Exactly....the fact that he actually COMPARED Baaji to Nakku just cuz she was in mahaanta mode then and saying that she'll taste the food before Dutta eats it, it was ridiculous! Baaji does NOT deserve this, man.....how can Dutta forget a friendship of so many years over a stupid security lapse? He was just being so cold towards Baaji.....really disturbing...what did he mean by saying, 'kahaan gaya woh jazbaa'?? So unless Baaji is offering to taste his food before he eats it, he has no jazbaa anymore?😕😆.....fine then, he can make put Nakku in charge of his security if he feels she's oh so perfect with her "jazbaa" and all😆😆...

..agar yeh FR ka drama hota I could understand....but if Dutta is saying all this to him NOW, toh FR ke time pe toh I don't even want to imagine😕

On Bold: 🤣🤣🤣
Bole toh tu toh mujhe se bhi jyaada bhadki hui hai!! 🤣🤣
Chal, I will include one more rule in my list.....
Next time you think of jazbaa, get your lady love to take charge of Security! I m sure her Jazbaa and she would do great in guarding PN! Oh! Don't forget to hand her some International Quality soot...This would help ward off the perpetrators 🤣🤣! ...U know....A "nazar" for a "jazbaa" 🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
#38

Originally posted by: khushi0318

Hey DD very funny update🤣🤣🤣🤣...................................

But ur demands r very much true........................ we all r with u dear........................
U add almost everything.................. the things i want for u are...............
1) Ur gun is only urs........ He does not have any right to take from u at any condition................
After all ur security matters a lottttttttttttt........................
2) fed up of this last chance type dhamkies..................
he never use these words again......................
3) Sorry DD but i dont lyk ur room too.......................
being left/ right(I dont remember🤔)hand of Dutta ur room should have some more place & it should be inside PN not lyk other servant quaters.................. and u have all the entertaining gedgets that u need.......................
filhaal itna hi.......................

Oye!! Tusi top ho jee!!
ahem ahem
I mean, Kya raapchik demand ki hai re....Me full impressed tere se!!!
Yeh kaisaa hai?
38. Use your own Gun, I have a life too and I also like being loved and pampered...(your sister(s)ROFLROFL)...BTW, While we are at it...I think I need a change of Pistol...A Glock 32 would totally do! 😉
39. Keep your "Last Chance" dhamki to you!...They look good for Mosquitoes! BTW,Get a mosquito repellent for your room!
40. I need a corner office....err...I mean, a corner bedroom in PN with a beautiful view of the lawn overseeing from my bedroom!
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Posted: 14 years ago
#39

Originally posted by: Anu-Reddy

DD so is this the after effect of all the frustration that we went thru on friday? 🤣 Howlarious........I totally loved point 16 🤣.

All i can add is ,
1) Next time u slap me once I get to slap u twice.
2) Next time u give me one chance, I get to throw ur stuff on ur face and walk off.
3) Next time u compare me with ur wifey then I get to walk off from ur place and never see ur face again.
4) Stop being stingy and get a interior decorator to decorate ur house, spare me the horror.

🤣🤣🤣...Totally...Arre, I also have my dignity.....This is the after effects of me taking over the Baaji office...bahut kacharaa theek karnaa hai!! 🤣🤣🤣
Added to the list!!....Some of them added to the existing points.....
Come join me in this camp too!! 🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
#40
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seriously dd.... this is gettting hilarious and hilarious ...the new point no. 34 is awesome too.. jab dekho tab baaji ko khisakne ko bolta hai....aur saare phorum wale to waise us par lattu hai....to is battamizi per woh swoon or faint karte hai.....sochte hai bhau kitna romantic hai!!!!!! aur mujhe maal saman ki tarah pichhe baith...udhar kisak....aisa treat karta hai koi apne bachpan ke dost ko😲

by the way in here it is happy new year .....so wishing you and all the IF members a very happy new year!!!!😊😊

P.S. one suggestion....this thread seriously should be forwarded to the CVs.....



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Edited by msthula - 14 years ago

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