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Hey Guys,
So, I was basically congratulating my Bhaao and best friend Dutta (Shreya) for becoming DSP...eer...DDP...err...whatever!!!!...🤣...when I realized that the forum is fuming today after I (Baaji) was humilated big time by my own Bhaao!
I am angry!!😡😡😡
*angry face* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I am khafaa😕😕🤢
*turns face sideways*
and I am katti with Dutta!!!😡🥱🥱
and now, If he wants me back, he has to fulfill my demands and keep the rules close to his chest!!!....and I mean, literally pin it there!!! 🥱🥱🥱🥱🤣
So, Here's my list and I want you all people who are supporting me to add on to this list...Likho meri dookh bhari daastaan....Tell me your observations that I go thru' day in day out in that PN!!!..
*sniff*
*sniff*
Humari Maange Poori Karooooooooooooo
*sits with a billboard and starts picketing*
Rule List-
1. You don't whack me on my head, irrespective of my banters!
2. You loose when we have the Naariyal fights. i cannot cover up for you anymore. I have two woman to account for now! 🤣..You have just one.
3. You reduce my work load! I cannot do your house chores! Pls! I have some dignity! 🤣🤣
4. All Phaltu work can go to Suds!
5. I still remain your #1 priority, post your wedding to Naku!
6. I would always have a no-knocking entry to your room
7. You can keep my childhood watch, Just buy me a Rolex!
8. Learn to write your own Love Letters! Don't increase my work load.
9. I am tired of wearing Kurtas all the time...Your wardrobe changed, I also need one!
10. Madhu or Roops, I will let you know in future, just say plain Yes, when I come with the proposal.
11. When you want someone to have dinner with us, I am not the one to vacate my seat for that person!
12. I get to sit too in Functions. I cant keep standing beside you always.
13. First food in functions then your Tamaasha. I need energy for all the running around I do, post your smashing bottles spree.
14. YOU DON'T COMPARE ME WITH ANYONE...AND I MEAN ANYONE!!! I AM THE BEST
15. I am your right hand man and I cannot be demoted..I can only be promoted to your position. That's It!
16. Control your sisters. One gives me her hand and the other her dirty stares!
17. I am not an electrician or event planner or wedding planner!
18. We share everything, our BG's illogical and more-than-often carelessness too.
19. You take Human 101 classes to understand what's humanly possible and what is not. Like, U should know that I have no way of knowing that the sweets are poisoned. I don't have microscopic eyes to see thru them!
20. I love you and you better glue that in your heart, way before Naku's billboard sign!
21. Give the women in your life, secret management training. I am not the offical storage box for the PN Women clan! Oh yes! You could do with some training too!
22. Clarify my "KMH" title to everyone! I hate raised eyebrows!
(@courtesy Nellu (Nels))
23. Learn to manage your relationships. Baabi is your MIL, not mine. U get to see her stuffed pallu mouth, not me! And yes, you work on Suds and his constipated looks! Show him your washroom, not mine!
24. My room would be locked. Raise your hand, cup your Index finger and hit the door. This is called Knocking!
(@courtesy MadeForEachOther)
25. I cant be at all the places at a time...you need to take responsibilities tooo....ab mein kahan kahan bhagtha phiru....it's not that i only should look after everything...you too can help me...!!!! 😉
26. Mere aur aapke beech mein Sudarshan Ka "S" bhi nahi aana chahiye....
(@courtesy isatb)
27. Am I the only one with brains here? Please understand you have one too...I dont care about the size, just use it a little more often then it is exercised!
28. Hiring Department is not mine, Managing is! Hire your own BGs that are Chloroform immune!
(@courtesy Ruby(ltl_fan), Roopa, msthula, Anu (Anu-Reddy))
29.I am not your Interior Designer! Did you fund me Interior Designing course? You want your room Interior decorated, call your sister with her dolls!!...ewww....
(@courtesy Ruby(ltl_fan), Roopa, msthula)
30. I am not your personal Photographer, If you want me to take the Photographs, get me married and we can take Naku and your snaps in the wedding!
(@courtesy Ruby(ltl_fan))
31. I am not your driver. Start your own Pick and Drop service for your lady love!
32. I am not your punching bag so next time you are upset use your sister Kala or her dolls! She can spare many!!
33. I don't feed your mother!...Next time you decide to get lost in jungle, arrange for appropriate food for AS's fast! Dont hold me responsible for your AS's hunger strike. I will no longer carry the guilt of your craziness.
34. In our car rides, I also get to choose who drives & you either ask your lady love to move back or you go sit in the back yourself. I will not move.
(@courtesy DD)
35. I am your only friend! Any other friend and....grrrr.... Mujhe bhi dhokaa bardasht nahi hai! I will go loose in town and make any and every person I meet my friend and they will all come and meet me in PN and stay till your friend stays!
(@courtesy FF(fuzzyface))
36. From time to time, I, Baji would like compliments from you Dutta Bhao even I have feelings (perhaps some nice bottle of Jack Daniels and chocolates wld be great) 
(@courtesy and dedicated to Nu (nureat01))
37. Next time you think of jazbaa, get your lady love to take charge of Security! I m sure her Jazbaa and she would do great in guarding PN! Oh! Don't forget to hand her some International Quality soot...This would help ward off the perpetrators 🤣🤣! ...U know....A "nazar" for a "jazbaa" 🤣🤣
37. Next time you think of jazbaa, get your lady love to take charge of Security! I m sure her Jazbaa and she would do great in guarding PN! Oh! Don't forget to hand her some International Quality soot...This would help ward off the perpetrators 🤣🤣! ...U know....A "nazar" for a "jazbaa" 🤣🤣
(@courtesy Khushi (khushi0318))
38. Use your own Gun, I have a life too and I also like being loved and pampered...(your sister(s)🤣🤣)...BTW, While we are at it...I think I need a change of Pistol...A Glock 32 would totally do! 😉
38. Use your own Gun, I have a life too and I also like being loved and pampered...(your sister(s)🤣🤣)...BTW, While we are at it...I think I need a change of Pistol...A Glock 32 would totally do! 😉
39. I need a corner office....err...I mean, a corner bedroom in PN with a beautiful view of the lawn overseeing from my bedroom!
(@courtesy Khushi (khushi0318), Anu(Anu-Reddy))
40. Keep your "Last Chance" dhamki to you!...They look good for Mosquitoes! BTW,Get a mosquito repellent for your room!
Next time u give me one chance, I get to throw ur stuff on ur face and walk off.
(@courtesy Anu(Anu-Reddy))
41. Next time u slap me once I get to slap u twice.
(@courtesy DD)
42. Munna-Munni are yours. Naku or you change their diaper, not me!!! Mein ghodaa chalaataa hai, pot*e nahi saaf kartaa hai 🤣🤣
43. I am not your doormat...Get me an iPhone...Call me or Msg me...I will come when my work is done...We will also start the appointment and meetings system from nowonwards!
Dhinchaking,
Baaji (DD)
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