Baaji - Humaari Maange Poori Karo! - Page 3

Originally posted by: Dancingdoll

Hey Guys,

So, I was basically congratulating my Bhaao and best friend Dutta (Shreya) for becoming DSP...eer...DDP...err...whatever!!!!...🤣...when I realized that the forum is fuming today after I (Baaji) was humilated big time by my own Bhaao!

I am angry!!😡😡😡

*angry face* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I am khafaa😕😕🤢

*turns face sideways*

and I am katti with Dutta!!!🥱

and now, If he wants me back, he has to fulfill my demands and keep the rules close to his chest!!!....and I mean, literally pin it there!!! 🤣

So, Here's my list and I want you all people who are supporting me to add on to this list...Likho meri dookh bhari daastaan....Tell me your observations that I go thru' day in day out in that PN!!!..

*sniff*

*sniff*

Humari Maange Poori Karooooooooooooo

*sits with a billboard and starts picketing*

Rule List-

1. You don't whack me on my head, irrespective of my banters!

2. You loose when we have the Naariyal fights. i cannot cover up for you anymore. I have two woman to account for now! 🤣..You have just one.

3. You reduce my work load! I cannot do your house chores! Pls! I have some dignity! 🤣🤣

4. All Phaltu work can go to Suds!

5. I still remain your #1 priority, post your wedding to Naku!

6. I would always have a no-knocking entry to your room

7. You can keep my childhood watch, Just buy me a Rolex!

8. Learn to write your own Love Letters! Don't increase my work load.

9. I am tired of wearing Kurtas all the time...Your wardrobe changed, I also need one!

10. Madhu or Roops, I will let you know in future, just say plain Yes, when I come with the proposal.

11. When you want someone to have dinner with us, I am not the one to vacate my seat for that person!

12. I get to sit too in Functions. I cant keep standing beside you always.

13. First food in functions then your Tamaasha. I need energy for all the running around I do, post your smashing bottles spree.

14. YOU DON'T COMPARE ME WITH ANYONE...AND I MEAN ANYONE!!! I AM THE BEST

15. I am your right hand man and I cannot be demoted..I can only be promoted to your position. That's It!

16. Control your sisters. One gives me her hand and the other her dirty stares!

17. I am not an electrician or event planner or wedding planner!

18. We share everything, our BG's illogical and more-than-often carelessness too.

19. You take Human 101 classes to understand what's humanly possible and what is not. Like, U should know that I have no way of knowing that the sweets are poisoned. I don't have microscopic eyes to see thru them!

20. I love you and you better glue that in your heart, way before Naku's billboard sign!

21. Give the women in your life, secret management training. I am not the offical storage box for the PN Women clan! Oh yes! You could do with some training too!

22. Clarify my "KMH" title to everyone! I hate raised eyebrows!

(@courtesy Nellu (Nels))

23. Learn to manage your relationships. Baabi is your MIL, not mine. U get to see her stuffed pallu mouth, not me! And yes, you work on Suds and his constipated looks! Show him your washroom, not mine!

24. My room would be locked. Raise your hand, cup your Index finger and hit the door. This is called Knocking!

(@courtesy MadeForEachOther)

25. I cant be at all the places at a time...you need to take responsibilities tooo....ab mein kahan kahan bhagtha phiru....it's not that i only should look after everything...you too can help me...!!!! 😉

26. Mere aur aapke beech mein Sudarshan Ka "S" bhi nahi aana chahiye....

Dhinchaking,

Baaji (DD)

Originally posted by: Nels

Mention not re! 😆 ....... yeh hui na baat .... 😆😆😆😆. Pataa hai tu banda bahut achcha hai ... par apna dimaag ..... arre re re .... naraaz mat ho ... mere ko yeh bolna hai ki tu zaraa dimaag ko use nahi karta.

Chal tere ko phukat mein ek aur idea deti hai .... ek kaam kar .... inn sab demands ko ek stamp paper par likh aur gadhe ke ... errr .... mera matlab hai .. tere bhau, yaani Shriman Dutta Shriram Patil ke sign le le .... basss .... phir tera kaam ho gaya .... 😆 ..... teri maangein pakki puri hongi re 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: make-believe

I love these, excellent! 😆 Some of them are hilarious such as sitting in functions and Babi being Dutta's MIL (😆) while #20 is downright cute (: If anyone has the 'haqq' to demand anything of Dutta, it's Baaji Rao.

Originally posted by: msthula

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

dd you made my day!!!....so loved your post.....by the way you can also add the post of interior designer to his work load....and even photography...(dutta had told nakku during the sups episode that he will ask dutta for taking her photo and he will keep it in the album ...the same photo which is right now enlarged in form of poster in his room😛)

loved the baabi wala point....yes....dutta should be the one witnessing the pallu khaying scenes...😆😆

Originally posted by: pbtghosh

hey I am only dutta for you baaji your childhood friend. don't confuse between DSP or DDP bcz I am still 😕

Please baaji look at me. I am listening you. let me see your demand.😎

[DD] So, you being Dutta....Oh okie...Lets see!!!

Rule List-

1. You don't whack me on my head, irrespective of my banters!

"I am not sure but try karneme harz kya hai."

[DD] Good!

2. You loose when we have the Naariyal fights. i cannot cover up for you anymore. I have two woman to account for now! 🤣..You have just one.

" what Baaji?😲 you are going so far...........listen my advice don't confuse yourself by the girl(s). Mera halat dekhke smajme nehi aata tujhe?

[DD] Saare Ladoo tu khaaye Bhaao....Aur mein?...mein bhi taste karegaa! 🤣...Ab bus haan kar!

3. You reduce my work load! I cannot do your house chores! Pls! I have some dignity! 🤣🤣

"I cann't sorry. If I reduce your work load then I have to do all......so nehi"

[DD] Humaari Maange poori karo! Strike is still on!!

*goes back to picketing*

4. All Phaltu work can go to Suds!

"done"

5. I still remain your #1 priority, post your wedding to Naku!

"Agar tu ye chahta hai to thik hai"😳

6. I would always have a no-knocking entry to your room

"This is not my department . ask to naku"

[DD] Please refer to Rule#5!! grrrrrr

7. You can keep my childhood watch, Just buy me a Rolex!

"OK, that's a great idea"😊

8. Learn to write your own Love Letters! Don't increase my work load.

"ommm.......but you are my childhood friend yaar. kuch to help karna chahiye na"😉

[DD] I will be a "Consultant" and that's it! You do the dogs work!!! 😛😉

9. I am tired of wearing Kurtas all the time...Your wardrobe changed, I also need one!

"done"

10. Madhu or Roops, I will let you know in future, just say plain Yes, when I come with the proposal.

"Mujhe gussa mat dila baji"😡

[DD] Kyun gussa aa raha hai Bhaao? Khood toh teen teen ladki ko ghumaa chukaa hai aur mere ko ek bhi nahi? Mein kya shakal se brahmachaari lagtaa hai? 😡😆

11. When you want someone to have dinner with us, I am not the one to vacate my seat for that person!

"OK ....but you should remember that the left chair always reserved for naku you can take my right side chair"

[DD] Refer to rule #5

12. I get to sit too in Functions. I cant keep standing beside you always.

"done"

13. First food in functions then your Tamaasha. I need energy for all the running around I do, post your smashing bottles spree.

😔" I cann't say anything about that"

[DD] *Goes back to picketing*

Decide and let me know!!

14. YOU DON'T COMPARE ME WITH ANYONE...AND I MEAN ANYONE!!! I AM THE BEST

😆😆😆😆

[DD] Kayeko hastaa re Bhaao?Mein Joke maaraa kya? 😲😆

15. I am your right hand man and I cannot be demoted..I can only be promoted to your position. That's It!

"WHAT ARE YOU CREAZY"🤣

[DD] I am being ambitious!! 😆😆

16. Control your sisters. One gives me her hand and the other her dirty stares!

"I cann't better you handle them."😒

[DD] Toh kis kaam ka hai re tu Bhaao?

17. I am not an electrician or event planner or wedding planner!

"so what are you........you can only say HO BHAU 😡"

[DD] Ho Bhaao!! 🤣

18. We share everything, our BG's illogical and more-than-often carelessness too.

"first please change all BGs after that I discuse on this matter"

[DD] Hiring department is yours! I Manage! 😆😆

19. You take Human 101 classes to understand what's humanly possible and what is not. Like, U should know that I have no way of knowing that the sweets are poisoned. I don't have microscopic eyes to see thru them!

"OK .........agrrange an admision form."

[DD] U r by default admitted! 🤣...

20. I love you and you better glue that in your heart, way before Naku's billboard sign!

Baaji I ❤️ u too. without both of you I am nothing.

[DD] Ab samajh aa raha hai?.....Go and say yes for all the above demands, we will talk from there!! 😆😆

Now baaji pls look at me plsssssss.😭

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Originally posted by: kiran255

OMG DD

Hahahahhahaaha

u just cracked me down

Baji ki maangay are very justified :P

im with u on this

but im still confused are u that DD

which make me dehydrated(all water of my body went in tears ) because of her Os

i think i have got u DD

actually its not DD its D n D

u are 2 girls

one writing sad stuff

and other killing me with her humour :PP

cuz no one can be this much talented :)

Originally posted by: kshreya2002

From another thread:

@Baji urf DD: Everything done! Only condition I have is I get to chose which sister's kanyadaan I will do. You get to find out only on your SR.

And yes you will not get ANY SR tips from me. 🤣

Also I will NOT share my bathroom with Suds. I want to use it sometimes afterall. Ek kaam kar Suds ko Naku ka bathroom dete hain so that Naku has to use mine. ☺️

And agree on no Suds ka "S". Btw Kishore ka "K" yani ki Aisha is already there.