ring-ring....ring-ring...
Mishal: Hello...hello?
Telebirdie: It's me, Mishal. Telebirdie. I heard something that has gotten me very hot ...and, no, not in that way!
Mishal: Telebirdie, me taping kara raha hu.
Telebirdie: Koi baat nahi. Unko batao ke tere ko washroom break chaiye. We NEED TO TALK.
Mishal: Arre, I can't do that...
Telebirdie: <cuts Mishal off> Mishal, think of it as you're taking an "advance" washroom break, and you don't need to take it later.
Mishal: Nahi..
Telebirdie: Yes.
Mishal: Nahi...absolutely not.
Telebirdie: I'm doing this for you, Mishal. If you don't, I going to print that "special" gift sent by your fans.
Mishal: <in panic> Kya?.....OK. 2 minutes.
Telebirdie: I heard something...I need you to confirm. "Dutta is no longer wearing kurtas". <waits for Mishal to respond to this shocking news>
Mishal: You called me because of the kurtas?
Telebirdie: NO.....earrings too...
Mishal: Telebirdie, are you crazy? Yes, I know about the change. I was told in advance.
Telebirdie: What are you wearing now?
Mishal: <shocked> THAT is not an appropriate thing to say...OMG Telebirdie...kya ho raha hai tere ko?
Telebirdie: Arre, Mishal, don't flatter yourself. This is NOT THAT TYPE of "pay by the minute" phone call. I love you baby, but not in THAT way. And, despite what you may have heard, I AM NOT THAT TYPE OF BIRDIE!..ermmm I meant, lady
Mishal: So that is all you want to know? About my clothes?
Telebirdie: You didn't answer my question...let's try it again, what are you wearing?
Mishal: A red plaid shirt with gray blazer and jeans...
Telebirdie: Bapre, bap. Woh log pagal hogaye...you don't know the damage this will do?
Mishal: Damage?
Telebirdie: Do you remember Hum and Tum? Your phulwari loving fans? Your button-sewing fans? This is a big change for them.
Mishal: I know. But it is a change that has to happen. I've got to go. They're not going to be too happy with my delay--my washroom breaks never take this long.
Telebirdie: Thik hai, love. TeleBirdie is always looking out for you, na?
UPDATE: YOU WILL KNOW WHAT THAT SPECIAL GIFT IS WHEN THE LETTER OF THE WEEK IS POSTED. 😆 😆 😆