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Hello Guys I'm back with my funny and useless post for this weekend to keep you entertained.. Ok first I would like you give you an insight about the info. related tho this post.. As per last week's posts created my Muah (In case if anyone has missed it or wanted to read it again here are the links :http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1461813) (http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1461631)... Ok In the first post I offered a golden opportunity to the Forum Members i.e., a chance to get "Kidnapped" by Anna and enjoy all the luxuries of the life.. And soon many members of the Forum desired to get Kidnapped by Anna.. B'cos of Which Ishy, Mithai and Me got tensed about the Financial Stability of Anna *Arey bhai itni ladkion ko Kidnap karne ke baad Anna bechare ko Financial Crisis to face rakna hogi na.. As every girl would demand Princess treatment same as was offered to Nakku by Anna *Courtesy Subbu*.. So I created another Post that is the alternative carrier choices for Anna to improve his Financial Condition by putting his talents into good use and making money out of it.. Many of my frnds Suggested many things.. Like Singing, Director, Fisherman, Anna's Holiday Inn... Etc.. Etc.. So eventually after venturing into so many Business deals Anna would become rich and will have money beyond measure and to keep an account of the money obviously he would need some assistance.. So Ishy and I came forward for Anna's help and took over the responsibility and became the Financial Adviser of Anna.. Now acc. to SBB news Anna is going to Die.. So Ishy and Me being a responsible person that we are,đ decided to roll over as much money of Anna as possible which Anna earned *Courtesy Ideas given my us* So the only proper thing to do is that the money should come to us as it rightfully belongs to us and us alone.. Ok now in no time we would get the money and then we being girls.. will ofcourse try to satisfy our needs and do what most of the girls do that is "SHOPPING"... So Ishy and I are going on Foreign Tour to Shop.. Ofcourse we will shop for everyone in the forum..*So,Those who intrested in giving the personal shopping list can PM me or Ishy and we will see to it that your demands are fulfilled.. Ok Now when we are shopping for us how can we forget our Dear Dutta Bhao, Nakku, Baaji, Kaala Taayi and others who are in dire need of some proper Wardrobes.. As you would have noticed that either they have very bad taste in the Clothes, Accessories, Jewellery, Make-up or their Wardrobe gets repeated so many times that we get exhausted just by seeing them in those same mundane and boring clothes.. So here is the Shopping List for our beloved LTL characters..
Shopping List for Dutta:
1) Blazers/Suits (Light Color)
2) Shirts (Dark color)
3) Bouquet of Roses and Sindoor ki Dabbi (small box of vermilion) from Dutta to Nakku *Suggested by Sheeba.. B'cos as per Sheeba's views Dutta is a Gadha and he does not know how to express love to Nakku so we have to do shopping for him*
4) How to express your Love for Dummies *Suggested by Ruby aka ltl_fan*
4) Better BG's finely trained in martial arts and imported to get the desired results *Suggested by Huma*
5) A new Mouth Organ for Dutta *Suggested by Ruby.. As she thinks Dutta destroyed his old one in the tod-phod*
6) Formal Shoes *suggested by Ishy*
Shopping list for Nakku:
1) Nice pastel color clothes
2) Nice light shades of lipsticks which will go well with her fair complexion *B'cos she is gonna reveal her color soon na.. That's why*
3) High heels sandal to match Dutta's height to some extend
4)Hair Accessories for Nakku *Suggested by Huma*
5) A Trainer to teach her to walk faster *Suggested by Ruby*
6) Base Cream for Nakku, As she applies lot of soot all the time which could spoil her skin so to protect her skin a nice Imported Base Cream would do *Suggested by Ishy my Travel Partner, Shopping Partner and my Partner in Crimeđ*
Shopping list for Baaji:
1) Nice neutral color kurtas with some nice prints
2) A beautiful girl for him to start his LS so that he leaves Dutta alone
3) A copy of "How to avoid being used/manipulated by others" *Suggested by Huma.. B'cos Baaji got manipulated by Supriya first and AS keeps pulling his strings constantly*
4) GPS *Suggested by Huma*
Shopping List for Kala Taayi:
1) Nice elegant ear rings
2) Book on "How to take care of your health and how to destroy other's health"
3) a New mirror *Talking mirror if possible.. So when Kaala taayi asks "Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the most powerful of all?? Mirror would say- "Listen Woman, I don't know about powerful person, but Man!!! *Are your earrings Hideous or What* Take them off like right now right now.. B4 someone mistakes them for rack self and starts stocking things inside them.. Tone down your lipstick shade and such horrendous shade of eye shadow.. Ewww.. Get rid of it like right now"
4) A copy of "Good Parenting Skills" and "How to make your Spouse happy" *Suggested By Ruby again*
5)Sellotape to keep her mouth shut *Suggested by Hessa.. Though I don't want Kaala Taayi to shut her mouth but still..*
6)Letter pad and camera.. For planning
7) Tissue box to wipe her tears
8) Medicines to control her depression *Suggestions of gift No.6,7 and 8 given by Shasha*
Shopping List for Sudarshan:
1) A copy of "How to act and how to give different Different Facial Expressions for a change"
Shopping List for Kishore:
1) A copy of "Taming the Kaala Oops Shrew" by William Shakespeare
2) A copy of "How to get a Job" *Suggested by Ruby once again, This girl is on rollđ*
Shopping List for Roops;
1) A copy of "Prayanams and the Benefits of it" *Suggested by Kaala to increase the Brain Power of Roops*
2) Almonds *Suggested by Kaala Taayi once again for the same reason as given above*
Shopping List for Leela:
1) Same as Roops..
2) A copy of "Need Signs that your Husband is cheating on you" *Suggested by Huma*
Shopping List for Ganpat:
1) A bottle of Booze *So Obvious*
2) Anonymous Alcoholics Membership Card for Lifetime *Suggested by Huma.. Haila Kackpot for Ganpat*
Shopping List for Babi:
1) A copy of " How to avoid contorting your face in weird expression"đ
2) Sleeping Pill for Ganpat so that she can put him to sleep to prevent him from creating any trouble for TaSha *Suggested by Huma*
Shopping list for Sethji:
1) A plate full of Ladoos *Cute Kid is satisfied with Ladoos itself*
2) Cellphone - So tha he could talk to his Jiju dear when ever he wants to *Suggested by Huma*
Shopping List for AS:
1) A good Shrink *Suggested by who else other than our dear Ruby*
2) A box of Premium Tissues *Suggested by Swati*
3) A copy of "How to take good care of your Son" *Suggested By Swati once again*
Ok Now its your turn to suggest things/items for the shopping list or in case I have forgotten someone for whom I Must buy a particular thing which is really very very essential for that Particular Character of the LTL, then feel free to drop in your suggestions.. But.. But.. But.. Remember this Shopping List is Strictly for the LTL Characters only.. If I caught you inserting your Personal Shopping List and try to sell it off saying that So and So character needs it, Phir toh Danda Padega.đĄ No Personal Shopping Lists should be included here.. I hope I made myself clear.. Ok then let the Suggestions/Ideas for the items to be included in the Shopping List start.đ
Edited; Shopping items list for Dutta, Nakku and Kala Taayi is closed.. Sorry no more requests would be taken.. Its exceeded the limit of 5.. Just now Ishy informed me that Excise Duty on this items would cost us a arm and a leg.. So every person can have only limited items of 5.. exceeding that would be disqualified.. Since I have updated this info. just now so Dutta, Nakku and Kala's Shopping List would remain intact but rest are limited to 5 items only.
Shopping List for Dutta:
1) Blazers/Suits (Light Color)
2) Shirts (Dark color)
3) Bouquet of Roses and Sindoor ki Dabbi (small box of vermilion) from Dutta to Nakku *Suggested by Sheeba.. B'cos as per Sheeba's views Dutta is a Gadha and he does not know how to express love to Nakku so we have to do shopping for him*
4) How to express your Love for Dummies *Suggested by Ruby aka ltl_fan*
4) Better BG's finely trained in martial arts and imported to get the desired results *Suggested by Huma*
5) A new Mouth Organ for Dutta *Suggested by Ruby.. As she thinks Dutta destroyed his old one in the tod-phod*
6) Formal Shoes *suggested by Ishy*
Shopping list for Nakku:
1) Nice pastel color clothes
2) Nice light shades of lipsticks which will go well with her fair complexion *B'cos she is gonna reveal her color soon na.. That's why*
3) High heels sandal to match Dutta's height to some extend
4)Hair Accessories for Nakku *Suggested by Huma*
5) A Trainer to teach her to walk faster *Suggested by Ruby*
6) Base Cream for Nakku, As she applies lot of soot all the time which could spoil her skin so to protect her skin a nice Imported Base Cream would do *Suggested by Ishy my Travel Partner, Shopping Partner and my Partner in Crimeđ*
Shopping list for Baaji:
1) Nice neutral color kurtas with some nice prints
2) A beautiful girl for him to start his LS so that he leaves Dutta alone
3) A copy of "How to avoid being used/manipulated by others" *Suggested by Huma.. B'cos Baaji got manipulated by Supriya first and AS keeps pulling his strings constantly*
4) GPS *Suggested by Huma*
Shopping List for Kala Taayi:
1) Nice elegant ear rings
2) Book on "How to take care of your health and how to destroy other's health"
3) a New mirror *Talking mirror if possible.. So when Kaala taayi asks "Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the most powerful of all?? Mirror would say- "Listen Woman, I don't know about powerful person, but Man!!! *Are your earrings Hideous or What* Take them off like right now right now.. B4 someone mistakes them for rack self and starts stocking things inside them.. Tone down your lipstick shade and such horrendous shade of eye shadow.. Ewww.. Get rid of it like right now"
4) A copy of "Good Parenting Skills" and "How to make your Spouse happy" *Suggested By Ruby again*
5)Sellotape to keep her mouth shut *Suggested by Hessa.. Though I don't want Kaala Taayi to shut her mouth but still..*
6)Letter pad and camera.. For planning
7) Tissue box to wipe her tears
8) Medicines to control her depression *Suggestions of gift No.6,7 and 8 given by Shasha*
Shopping List for Sudarshan:
1) A copy of "How to act and how to give different Different Facial Expressions for a change"
Shopping List for Kishore:
1) A copy of "Taming the Kaala Oops Shrew" by William Shakespeare
2) A copy of "How to get a Job" *Suggested by Ruby once again, This girl is on rollđ*
Shopping List for Roops;
1) A copy of "Prayanams and the Benefits of it" *Suggested by Kaala to increase the Brain Power of Roops*
2) Almonds *Suggested by Kaala Taayi once again for the same reason as given above*
Shopping List for Leela:
1) Same as Roops..
2) A copy of "Need Signs that your Husband is cheating on you" *Suggested by Huma*
Shopping List for Ganpat:
1) A bottle of Booze *So Obvious*
2) Anonymous Alcoholics Membership Card for Lifetime *Suggested by Huma.. Haila Kackpot for Ganpat*
Shopping List for Babi:
1) A copy of " How to avoid contorting your face in weird expression"đ
2) Sleeping Pill for Ganpat so that she can put him to sleep to prevent him from creating any trouble for TaSha *Suggested by Huma*
Shopping list for Sethji:
1) A plate full of Ladoos *Cute Kid is satisfied with Ladoos itself*
2) Cellphone - So tha he could talk to his Jiju dear when ever he wants to *Suggested by Huma*
Shopping List for AS:
1) A good Shrink *Suggested by who else other than our dear Ruby*
2) A box of Premium Tissues *Suggested by Swati*
3) A copy of "How to take good care of your Son" *Suggested By Swati once again*
Ok Now its your turn to suggest things/items for the shopping list or in case I have forgotten someone for whom I Must buy a particular thing which is really very very essential for that Particular Character of the LTL, then feel free to drop in your suggestions.. But.. But.. But.. Remember this Shopping List is Strictly for the LTL Characters only.. If I caught you inserting your Personal Shopping List and try to sell it off saying that So and So character needs it, Phir toh Danda Padega.đĄ No Personal Shopping Lists should be included here.. I hope I made myself clear.. Ok then let the Suggestions/Ideas for the items to be included in the Shopping List start.đ
Edited; Shopping items list for Dutta, Nakku and Kala Taayi is closed.. Sorry no more requests would be taken.. Its exceeded the limit of 5.. Just now Ishy informed me that Excise Duty on this items would cost us a arm and a leg.. So every person can have only limited items of 5.. exceeding that would be disqualified.. Since I have updated this info. just now so Dutta, Nakku and Kala's Shopping List would remain intact but rest are limited to 5 items only.
