LTL Express - Issue #14 - Page 3

Originally posted by: thornewood9

God Ksh! Yeh Jaz bhi nah! Kitni chalak nikli!😲 She tricked us by using the lure of Dutta against us!😲
FOURTEEN WEEKS😡 We want COMPENSATION NAO😡

WHO'S WITH ME???
*Aisha Grabs Ksh and Holds up a Banner*
Humari Mangey Poori Karo!
Ksh what do we want?

Aisha xxx😉

Umm...I dunno...medical for sure. Also we wud be happy if Jaz updates her FF every week.😉

Wat did i read right...
Renegotiations going on & Jaz giving 14 weeks compensation...
& last week i did it inspite of being ill..mujhe chutti bhi nahi mili leave aside the medical bills...

@Orpa: Thanks for the summary!

@Fivr: Coming to male DOTW...I agree with u...its not surprising Kishore was a teacher. I think he's the best bet to keep guiding Naku till Dutta again takes over Dutta bhau.
And Naku is a woman of few words? Nah! Didnt Dutta a few weeks back tell her he likes her better when she talks less. its actually all his fault...he's not letting her speak.

@Shabz: I tell u Shabz...agar TaSha ka SR jaldi nahin hua then there will be an andolan!

@Aisha: "In a way, Naku is a link for us, the viewers, to get an inside look into Dutta's mind. "- Yes well said...and many times I have said this...MR does a fabulous job of playing Dutta but its Mahi as Naku makes Dutta special so much so that we love this gangster a lot more than all the good boys on TV.

In that yelling at Baji scene Dutta(and MR) looked literally red with anger. Was that good acting or abdominal pain? Poor Mishal!

Yeah I was also surprised that Kala wants to throw Naku out again. I mean just the day before she did that and Dutta brought Naku back. Kala is really acting daft. But then as someone said Kala didnt expect Dutta to be so obsessed with Naku either. Maybe thats why the change in plans?

For the "OhMyGod ' My Heart Is Breaking Shock"...the even worst part is after all that happened Baji gets to know Dutta might be even dead. Poor guy! I hope Naku and Baji give Dutta the silent treatment.

And the "OhMyGod ' How Hot Is That?! Shock"...whether Dutta sits, stands, lies down, walks, talks, fights...everything is hot. I really want to know how he does that?


@Sanju: Yes...AS was disappointing.

@Jani: Wow! This is a first...no MR or Dutta in ur section this week? LOL! Btw I hope sum day Naku tells off Dutta by saying main Nakusha Dutta Patil...dont u dare talk to me like that. ROFL!


@Jaz: That "The Did-That-Just-Happen Award" is so apt. I am sure the 3 practise walking together. Anyways will be looking forward to your delayed CRs from next week.

Originally posted by: Dew-drop

Wat did i read right...
Renegotiations going on & Jaz giving 14 weeks compensation...
& last week i did it inspite of being ill..mujhe chutti bhi nahi mili leave aside the medical bills...

Yeti has started a bagawat!

Originally posted by: kshreya2002

Yeti has started a bagawat!

wow dats kool...lol
yeti ham tumhare saath hain...tumne hamari aankhen khol di...hamein ghaflat ki neend se jaga diya just like Kishore did to Naku...lol

Originally posted by: kshreya2002

Yeti has started a bagawat!

kya?? mein?? **innocent muh** 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: Dew-drop

wow dats kool...lol
yeti ham tumhare saath hain...tumne hamari aankhen khol di...hamein ghaflat ki neend se jaga diya just like Kishore did to Naku...lol

ahh.... 🤗
lekin tum sab mujhe pitvaoge Jaz se... **hides from Jaz** 😆😆😆😆

Originally posted by: jnawaz

Dear All LTL CC's,

What is this I'm seeing? Of course you guys have all the benefits. When I say all, I mean ALL. In this business we've to watch out for our dedicated journalists, aka, the TaSha fans. Here are the following benefits that EVERYONE is entitled to.

1. Vacation Time
2. Sick Days
3. 401 K
4. Health Insurance (medical, dental, vision) = FULL medical treatment at our LTL Hospital where we specialize in Spinal injuries caused by falling from chairs laughing courtesy of Dostana Gang, severe dehydration caused by drooling over Dutta, state of the art coma monitoring caused by TaSha, Cranial injuries caused by fainting, swooning and falling post ALL HAWT Dutta scenes
5. Allotted time daily for drooling over Dutta
6. Special 911 call centers for all emergencies
7. Counseling = our highly trained counselors offer one on one sessions and group sessions for the daily stressors of LTL (ex: the 3 sisters etc.) and for surprise stressors (ex: Sups-Mavali, badi hasti etc.)

These benefits are given to all LTL employees from day one of joining. It should all be there in the FINE print of your contracts.

On a side note, we here at LTL Express aim to please all of our journalists for the simple fact that the entire show runs because of them. Aap logoon ke haar khawaish sar akhoon par. The note posted by the "editor" saying that it would have to be reviewed, pay no attention to that. That note was posted by Jaz ki Bhoot - who has credibility. That and well, we here in LTL Express management, are in serious fear of a full fledged andolan.

I hope this pleases ALL the employees of LTL Express - old and new and future.

JAZ (the REAL editor in chief) 😃

🥳The management caved in and so quickly...what abt the arrears Jaz?

So, I haven't really gotten the chance to read the NL yet, but it looks great! So good job on that everyone! Hopefully I'll be able to get to it this week so I can reply.. *sigh*

About the Nakku being a woman of few words, I guess what I was really trying to say was that when she wants to drive a point home, she doesn't skirt around the issue a lot - she just SAYS it. Up until now, all the skirting around the issue has been for Dutta's benefit. She has been treating him "special" - with softer words and simpler definitions. With examples of what her Aayi says and with ways to help him see life better.. But now, when it was just about her need to make him see the truth saaf saaf - she just SAID it. Simple as that. No sugar coating.. And that was different - even for our Sherni.. She always stands up for her thoughts in front of Dutta, but she's always been a little soft around the edges when doing so. This time though, it was more sharp - more "Here's-the-deal" sort of a feel to it, with a lot fewer words.. *realizes this might not be making any sense* 😆

@Jaz-not-giving-benefits: OMG! What is this? Did I totally miss a mutiny?!?! *gasp* WHY wasn't I informed!!! I could have done some dramatic protests too!!! *looks around baffled*

But for what it's worth, I have ALWAYS been given these "benefits" that were being protested for earlier. I mean, at least mujhey toh hamesha miley hain! I have been ridiculously late, I've been sick and not had to turn in dialogues, I've even been allotted time to "drool" over Kala and not just Tasha! Plus I've been allowed to whine and consult the in-house counselors too!!! And all because I read the "fine print"! Okay.. Fine, I didn't read it! I just assumed they came with the job.. 🤣 Still, I have no complaints for our Editor-In-Chief! Meri sari demands humesha sey poori ki gayi theen! *gives Jaz a jaddu ki jhappi*