LTL Express - Issue #14 - Page 2

Originally posted by: jnawaz

@ ksh: no...no news...just that she couldnt cover...i hope everything is alright though...

JAZ

Yeah she suddenly stopped the updates too. Anyways I hope she is just busy and everything is fine.

Originally posted by: himalayanyeti

Yes Boss!!!! 😆

**Letter of Acceptance**
Dear Ms.Jaz,
I would like to extend my thanks for giving me an(other) opportunity to 😍 over Dutta Shreeram Patil.. However, I would like to re-negotiate the occupational therapy symptoms. In addition to hurting my back due to falling off the chair laughing, I would like to include the following in the list:
1. Dehydration due to excessive Dutta-Drooling 😉 ☺️ 🤣
2. Injuring my head when I swoon, faint and fall down with a thud at Dutta's hotness 😍
3. Going into a coma at the Tasha sizzling chemistry ☺️

And I would like to confirm if the benefits include medical reimbursement whenever I faint at Dutta, Tasha, etc. scenes ☺️ 😉 and require 911 services and also anger management classes for dealing with all the evil-stupid plans of the sister-trio, the badi hasti, and of course Sups-Mawali (if they ever come back 🤢.. **hey, I am covering my bases 😆😆**). If you agree to all my requests, we have a deal... 😆

Regards,
Yeti

PS: To all those who recommend me, 🤗

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Wow! We are getting some tough negotiations! Btw given that all those symptoms are common across all LTL CCs I'll request Jaz to provide you the medical benefits requested.

Dear Ms. Yeti,

I have read and throughly reviewed your acceptance letter, or should i call it your negotiation letter. From our acceptance letter we can see that you are going to be what we call "high maintenance". Making demands upfront as soon as you got the job is highly unprofessional. It is for that reason that we reserve the right to reconsider our offer. I must meet with colleagues and decide whether we want such a person on our LTL Express team. Because what if we dont agree to your terms, does that mean you will resign from the post. Like i said, we need to review your acceptance.

I will be in touch soon to let you know whether we decide to keep you or rescind the offer of LTL Blooper Patrol.

JAZ (Editor in Chief) *hmph*

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Originally posted by: jnawaz

Dear Ms. Yeti,

I have read and throughly reviewed your acceptance letter, or should i call it your negotiation letter. From our acceptance letter we can see that you are going to be what we call "high maintenance". Making demands upfront as soon as you got the job is highly unprofessional. It is for that reason that we reserve the right to reconsider our offer. I must meet with colleagues and decide whether we want such a person on our LTL Express team. Because what if we dont agree to your terms, does that mean you will resign from the post. Like i said, we need to review your acceptance.

I will be in touch soon to let you know whether we decide to keep you or rescind the offer of LTL Blooper Patrol.

JAZ (Editor in Chief) *hmph*

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If Ms. Yeti's demands are accepted can the rest of the LTL CC team also ask for a renegotiated deal?

Originally posted by: jnawaz

Dear Ms. Yeti,

I have read and throughly reviewed your acceptance letter, or should i call it your negotiation letter. From our acceptance letter we can see that you are going to be what we call "high maintenance". Making demands upfront as soon as you got the job is highly unprofessional. It is for that reason that we reserve the right to reconsider our offer. I must meet with colleagues and decide whether we want such a person on our LTL Express team. Because what if we dont agree to your terms, does that mean you will resign from the post. Like i said, we need to review your acceptance.

I will be in touch soon to let you know whether we decide to keep you or rescind the offer of LTL Blooper Patrol.

JAZ (Editor in Chief) *hmph*

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**glares and flicks hair haughtily** j/k... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
even my boss is not this shrewd.... 😆😆😆

but come on... aren't the following valid points? 😆😆
1. Dehydration due to excessive Dutta-Drooling 😉 ☺️ 🤣
2. Injuring my head when I swoon, faint and fall down with a thud at Dutta's hotness 😍
3. Going into a coma at the Tasha sizzling chemistry ☺️

**yeti bats eyelids charmingly** 😆😆

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Originally posted by: kshreya2002

If Ms. Yeti's demands are accepted can the rest of the LTL CC team also ask for a renegotiated deal?

yeah!!!! come on shreya!!! 😆😆😆😆 **yeti does an evil laugh gleefully** 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: himalayanyeti

**glares and flicks hair haughtily** j/k... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
even my boss is not this shrewd.... 😆😆😆

but come on... aren't the following valid points? 😆😆
1. Dehydration due to excessive Dutta-Drooling 😉 ☺️ 🤣
2. Injuring my head when I swoon, faint and fall down with a thud at Dutta's hotness 😍
3. Going into a coma at the Tasha sizzling chemistry ☺️

**yeti bats eyelids charmingly** 😆😆

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absolutely valid points for the blooper spotter. And also for the scene of the week contributor...afterall the SOTW which would definitely include a TaSha scene would need several viewings to get the full import of the scene. If while doing that the SOTW writer gets dehydrated, injured, comad(is that a word) then who will pay her medical bills?

Wait a sec. What's all this?
*Aisha Reads Thread*

position includes all benefits…vacation time, sick days, 401K, insurance (health, vision, dental), most importantly…it includes time every day to drool over Dutta…if interested please PM me (jnawaz) …

What the hell?
Eh hello? I didn't get any of these extras when I joined!😕
I agree with Ksh! I think we need our deal renegotiated!

By the way Guys! GREAT JOB AS USUAL!👏👍🏼
Jaz doesn't give us anything as a reward for our BRILLIANT work!
*Aisha Sips Pepsi Haughtily*

Aisha xxx😈

Originally posted by: thornewood9

Wait a sec. What's all this?
*Aisha Reads Thread*



What the hell?
Eh hello? I didn't get any of these extras when I joined!😕
I agree with Ksh! I think we need our deal renegotiated!

By the way Guys! GREAT JOB AS USUAL!👏👍🏼
Jaz doesn't give us anything as a reward for our BRILLIANT work!
*Aisha Sips Pepsi Haughtily*

Aisha xxx😈

Aisha...we were so blinded by Dutta that we just jumped at the offer...now look we already lost 14 weeks worth of benefits!

Originally posted by: kshreya2002

Aisha...we were so blinded by Dutta that we just jumped at the offer...now look we already lost 14 weeks worth of benefits!

God Ksh! Yeh Jaz bhi nah! Kitni chalak nikli!😲 She tricked us by using the lure of Dutta against us!😲
FOURTEEN WEEKS😡 We want COMPENSATION NAO😡

WHO'S WITH ME???
*Aisha Grabs Ksh and Holds up a Banner*
Humari Mangey Poori Karo!
Ksh what do we want?

Aisha xxx😉