LTL Express - Issue #14 - Page 4

Originally posted by: jnawaz

Dear All LTL CC's,

What is this I'm seeing? Of course you guys have all the benefits. When I say all, I mean ALL. In this business we've to watch out for our dedicated journalists, aka, the TaSha fans. Here are the following benefits that EVERYONE is entitled to.

1. Vacation Time
2. Sick Days
3. 401 K
4. Health Insurance (medical, dental, vision) = FULL medical treatment at our LTL Hospital where we specialize in Spinal injuries caused by falling from chairs laughing courtesy of Dostana Gang, severe dehydration caused by drooling over Dutta, state of the art coma monitoring caused by TaSha, Cranial injuries caused by fainting, swooning and falling post ALL HAWT Dutta scenes
5. Allotted time daily for drooling over Dutta
6. Special 911 call centers for all emergencies
7. Counseling = our highly trained counselors offer one on one sessions and group sessions for the daily stressors of LTL (ex: the 3 sisters etc.) and for surprise stressors (ex: Sups-Mavali, badi hasti etc.)

These benefits are given to all LTL employees from day one of joining. It should all be there in the FINE print of your contracts.

On a side note, we here at LTL Express aim to please all of our journalists for the simple fact that the entire show runs because of them. Aap logoon ke haar khawaish sar akhoon par. The note posted by the "editor" saying that it would have to be reviewed, pay no attention to that. That note was posted by Jaz ki Bhoot - who has credibility. That and well, we here in LTL Express management, are in serious fear of a full fledged andolan.

I hope this pleases ALL the employees of LTL Express - old and new and future.

JAZ (the REAL editor in chief) 😃

Ahh.. my requirements were already in the fine print?? 😉😉 I didnt get it in time Jaz and hence the "mutiny" started.. 😆😆😆 lekin sachi.. I didnt provoke anything.. **innocent muh** 😆😆
humare maange poori kari management zindabad... 😆😆😆

@fivr, agle mutiny ke samay zaroor bataaungi... 😆😆😆 **yeti gasps** yeh meine kya kehdiya? Jaz se mujhe koi bachalo!!! 😆😆😆 **turns to Jaz** meine kuch nahi kiya Jaz.. believe me.. **innocent muh** 🤣 🤣
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I think we should make Yeti our union leader ....future mein kaam aa sakta hai ..🤣🤣



As 4 the NL it looks rocking as usual ....will comment later ..!

Originally posted by: thornewood9

God Ksh! Yeh Jaz bhi nah! Kitni chalak nikli!😲 She tricked us by using the lure of Dutta against us!😲
FOURTEEN WEEKS😡 We want COMPENSATION NAO😡

WHO'S WITH ME???
*Aisha Grabs Ksh and Holds up a Banner*
Humari Mangey Poori Karo!
Ksh what do we want?

Aisha xxx😉

I m ,,,,,but looks like Jaz has given to our demands .....
par future mein ham saath saath hain ....!🤣🤣

Originally posted by: kshreya2002

@Shabz: I tell u Shabz...agar TaSha ka SR jaldi nahin hua then there will be an andolan!

Bilkul sahi ....ye bhi koi baat ,,,,
the shw is completing 7 mnths & leads k romance ka koi ata pata nahi ....😡😡
take other shws ,,right 4rm the start the leads start romancing ....
magar yahan to kuch start hi nahi hua aur jab tak color hai Naku k face pe koi chance nahi aur to aur Jungle mein mangal ka bhi koi chance nahi ....😡🤢😆

Kuch to karna hoga ....
CVs hamari maange poori karo ,,,,😡

Originally posted by: jnawaz

@ shabz: omg.....he was droolicious when he was lying on that bed...so carelessly...just like...whatever...haye haye...forget warm and fuzzy...that scene had me all hot and bothered 😉...tauba...what will Orpa say about her Bua 😕😕...i cant talk like a besharam anymore...😆😆😆....


JAZ

Jazzie ....arey ye banda kab Hot & droolicious nahi hota ...😍😍

& seriously Jaz ur not setting a good example 4 ur niece .....bachchi pe kya asar padega ....!🤣🤣

i must say.
u all r entartanig us by ur work and comment

superb👏

Finally LTL 14 express keep on working 😆 😆

male dialoge of the week it would be better dutta to baji:I became blind are you eating grass is what I taught best 😆

Originally posted by: Dew-drop

I think we should make Yeti our union leader ....future mein kaam aa sakta hai ..🤣🤣



As 4 the NL it looks rocking as usual ....will comment later ..!

**gasp.. a la Sushmita Sen** 🤣 🤣

Excellent issue guys........👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Rocking stuff...luvd it to bits...!! ❤️

Originally posted by: Dew-drop

Jazzie ....arey ye banda kab Hot & droolicious nahi hota ...😍😍

& seriously Jaz ur not setting a good example 4 ur niece .....bachchi pe kya asar padega ....!🤣🤣

Seriously shabz...even i was wondering u found dutta lying on the bed warm and fuzzy? how did naku control herself?