:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

nuthing much just wanted to share a smile with u al 😊

as i understand vr al suffering... due to this worst newz eva for al the sukk/huju/kumkum fanz 😳 the newz of the leap...

ok neway everybuddy gimme a guuuud smile...🤗..

sumthing for u.. to make u al laugh a lil 😊..

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A seskie😆 female elephant😆 passes by... guess What does the loafer😆 elephant say?😛

he says: Wow... 3600-2400-3600 😳😆

ok now i want u al to share sum jokes

i know this is not related to kumkum but once in a while v can ave sum fun for ourself as in a few dayz kumkum wont b fun nemore n most of us will b cumin here for frndz n not for kumkum! hope no1 has a prob with this topic 😳

thanx 4 tryin 2 make every1 laugh 👏

sorry but i'm not gud at jokes so excuse me 4 tht 😊

Originally posted by: damsel~~

nuthing much just wanted to share a smile with u al 😊

as i understand vr al suffering... due to this worst newz eva for al the sukk/huju/kumkum fanz 😳 the newz of the leap...

ok neway everybuddy gimme a guuuud smile...🤗..

sumthing for u.. to make u al laugh

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A seskie😆 female elephant😆 passes by... guess What does the loafer😆 elephant say?😛

he says: Wow... 3600-2400-3600 😳😆

ok now i want u al to share sum jokes

i know this is not related to kumkum but once in a while v can ave sum fun for ourself as in a few dayz kumkum wont b fun nemore n most of us will b cumin here for frndz n not for kumkum! hope no1 has a prob with this topic 😳

How do you get an elephant in the fridge??

Open the door and push him in of course! ha ha lol😆

All the animals were at the party.

Why didn't the elephant go?

Because he was in the fridge!!haha lol😉

I know what you all are thinking. stupid joke but it made u laugh???😆

😆 😆 😆 u actually did 😃
thanx

hu'iee joke 😉

HU'S ON FIRST
by James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office... enter Condi)

George Bush, Jr: Condi! Nice to see you. What's
happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of
the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of
the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use
a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now
et on the phone.(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,
oo. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the
Middle East?

i hope it was not so confusing.. 😳.. 😉.. hu he hu but not that hu 😳

😆 the first one was the best.

Hahaha 😆 😆😆 Thank u soooo much mehr sweety for making me smile 😃 its been sooo long i have smiled after hearing the bad news anywayz forget bout that well as we all r here to make everyone smile so i surely would not like to miss this chances so here is one from me

Onces Professer Sardar asked a plumber to come to his college
You know Why??
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper wa leaking😆

Arz hai.. Jo Dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai;Gaur farmayiya. Jo Dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai Aur;

Jo sar me dard de ......use Sardar kehte hai 😆

<No offences to anyone its just a joke so plzzzz dont mind ok >

hahahahaha
mehr ,princess_belle & shabu...2 good
nice jokes 👏
mehr ..tumhara tu hu hi hu was so confusing 😆 but funny too 😉

ok now my turn: 😉
oye mil gaya...
mil gaya mujhe..."mil gaya"
oye huye mil gaya... 😛
"woh" mujhe MIL gaya..
bale bale o00 Mil gaya... 😉
mera yeh stupid joke parhney[read karney] wala ek aur bewaqoof .mil gaya.. 😆
hope I havnt bored u..by my stupid joke.. 😳 😛
here is 1 more:
A young boy studying abroad sent this msg 2 his father:
son:dear dad,no money,no fun ,ur son..
Dad:dear son,too bad,so sad ,ur dad 😆

btw nice topic mehr! 😊

haha..mehr di...thnks 4 this post..i think every kumkum fan need it after this leap thing😡....uhhh neways ...nice jokes every1👏

and mehr di...hu joke was very confusing...i had to use my brain😆

hmmm....should i tell jokes?...maybe it wont be worth laughing😆...still here they are

*patient : doc...i feel tht i'm a bell...what should i do?

doc: take these pills n if even u feel tht ....give me a ring😆😆

*there are 3 types of rings- engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering😆

*Q.A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.😆😆

hahahaha 😆 😆 😆 shilpa
2 good..
the 2nd 1 is really very hilarious 😆

haha zara that dad son was funny...
oye shilpa too gud yaar 😃
shabu ur sardar jokes na... my sms memory is full of them 😆

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. 😉
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. 😆 😆 😆

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell? 😳 😆 😆

Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential. 😃 😆 😆

Sign post outside a collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!". 😆 😆 😆

guess enough for now

hey zara shilpa hu'iee joke was confusing.. lol i had toi read it many tymz to understand 😳 😆 😆 as by hu they mean to say who!! n each tyme i read it hussain 😆 😆 😆