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Guys, other than laugh at this stupidity, I don't want to waste my energies feeling bad for anyone. So here are some ways of averting this wedding.
Please chime in, have fun, there are no rules on who can and who cannot avert this wedding. I don't mean to hurt anybody's feelings.
1. Robin, can't believe the stupidity of Daadi and Pragya and is agitated with what is coming his way in the form of a new boss, and can't see Abhi sir in distress, at the same time doesn't want to give him stress attacks, spills the beans about YKW's past, baby, affair with Nikhil, how she threatened Daadi etc., and Abhi decides to investigate before marryingš.
2. Bunty, Babli are called in from the hostel for this wedding. They start arguing and Bunty starts pulling Babli's leg and says that he wants to be like his chaachu with ML, he can marry for a second time and forget about the wife. After all, variety is the spice of life while Babli like his chaachi has to keep mum even if her husband decides to marry for a second time. Babli who is very fond of her chaachi goes to chaachu to find out if this is trueš.
3. Pari and her mom, get invited to the wedding by Purab ( don't ask me why ), wonders loudly how come her mausa is getting married to the witch while her mausi is in so much pain and Abhi overhears ( although this never happens )
4. The doctors who hear about this wedding get agitated that their prescription is not being followed to the T. So they come to check him out and say" we didn't say that he can marry for the second time, we just said don't bring his wife in front of him or remind him of his wedding, we are not so unscrupulous or buffonish to say this and he will get a " stress attack" if he marries again". Daadi raises hellš²
5. Andy gets to know of the injustice to Abhi, Pragya, knows about gold sherwani and its importance, designs golden sherwani's to Abhi for all the impending functions. TaDa, Abhi has a stress attack, so bad that his memory returnsššāļø
6. Mr. Lalwani feels bad about Pragya's predicament and has a soft corner for her, doesn't understand their stupid logic of keeping quiet, offers Abhi( or YKW ) an exhorbitant amount of money for a shoot that requires him to stay unmarried for a year, with the hope that memory returns in an year. YKW comes and says her mom's reports were misplaced and she is not dying after allš
7. The goonda guys employed by Aliya to guard against Pragya during the marriage happen to be the same ones that she employed during the proposal concert of Abhi, Pragya. One of them wonders loudly, how the RS who has proposed so emotionally to his wife on stage is getting married to a witch and doesn't recognize his own wife who shielded him against rocks and bottles and tomatoes and that he just doesn't understand the ways of rich, celebrities. The other guy tries to shut him up but RS overhearsāļø.
8. The autowala who lectured Abhi about Pragya's unending love to him after making her sign divorce papers, comes to express his displeasure to what he is doing to his wifeš and RS is all confusedš.
9. The president of the woman's group gets wind of Abhi's second marriage and comes hopping mad and demands to be shown his divorce deed and Abhi is š
10. Bulbul comes back unaware of Abhi's ML and she gives a piece of her mind emotionally to Abhi for ditching her sister like the one she did during the MMS time ( BTW, I love her speech then ). Nobody recognizes her to stop this in time as she now had plastic surgeryš
This is all I can remember off the top of my head. I am sure there are a 101 ways of averting this marriage which they are showing as if it is inevitable. So pitch in guys with ideas, just for fun. Itna fun to banta hain humare liyeš
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