::::Guru of the week:::: Someone Special - Page 3

Originally posted by: *Aman_I*

Are you all ready to know who our next Guru of the Week is?

Nooooooooooooooooo we're not ready😆

Well first of all you all know who this member is..

I gave her no warnings that I was going to put her up as an MOTW. Yes and you're gonna die coz of that😊

She is active in this section.. No i am not😃 will that save me form being grilled?😳😆

She claims to be Angel #1 😆 Yeahh right an angel..😆 Someone who *slaps* everyone claims to be an angel. Oh well BTW I'm Angel #3 . Sharap khajoor imma angel #1 and u're just a jharoo pocha wali😆

Okay okay By now you should all know who it is..

Well Its non other than our pyari viewbie jii.. JK_5 aka Jot. 👏 I aint pyari u khjoor😡

Here is a siggy for you: Thanx *rolling eyes*

Now Jot aka Chassmiss answer these: Sharap i aint a chasmiis😡

~Fav actors? None😆 ok maybe akashdeeo frm telly😛

~Fav actresses? nonee at all😆

~Bollywood actors? Akshay's a boiii😎😎😎

~bollywood actresses? NONE😛

~Fav colors? Black and Blue😃

~Fav movies? Anything wid comedy and action😛

~Fav songs? Too many😆 Most of punjabi songs and R&B songs😛

~List all your Friends on IF? There are too many of em to be listed -__- it will take ma ages to list each and every one of em😛 they have all over populated IF😆

Please grill and bake your this weeks MOTW. UMMMMM NOT if u dont want me raising ur WL's

p.s. Jot remember I told you in the VS section that I wasn't going to grill you there.. well now I'm going to grill you in this section.. Haahaa haaa!😈 SHUT UP KHAJOOR😡

Enjoy

Originally posted by: emarald_jule

Comgratulations "JI" 😆

Thanchu JI😆

Originally posted by: suganain

CONGRATS!!! I mean Tell us about urself! 😃

LOL thanx😆 I dont think anyone wants to know abt me😆 but if you do den juss rmr Imma angel #1

Originally posted by: Anshuuuuu

Oh yessssssss😳Woohoo Imma cho happy..

BTW Jot is angel #2

Imma angel #3

and Aman don't even exist in this angel corp..she's a wannabe 😳😆

If you're angel #3 den that automaticlly means imma angel#1 u khajoor **kick**

Originally posted by: anshuuuuu

She is my sister like 😳😃 angel #2 in the world thats it for now 😆

Yesh we're both sisters😃 and imma da special one whereas shes da normal one🤣

hey!! congo...tell us sumthing bout u .. 😃

Thanx but theres nuthing much abt me except imma angel #1🤣

CONGRATS

Thanku😃

Jotty I got u again 😆

When was da first time?🤣

😲 😲 😲
JOTTTTTTT is the MOTW 🤣 🤣
congratssss 👏
will b bk to grill youuu 😈

Naaaaaaaaaaaa dont be bak😆 da only thing that matters is ju wished so imma happy abt that😃 no need to grill na😳

Originally posted by: dilkeroshni

congrats jot... whats up..

Thanku ji nuthing is up except for the ceiling😆

hey what about me....😆than im Angel #4 😆 if u are # 1 😆

and congo jot 👏

Oye thanx but get lsot😆 Only me and anshu r allowed to be angels We OWN the angel corp.

Originally posted by: loverocks!

Congrats Jot ! Thanku😃

some questions :

fav food ? anything thatz eatable and warm😆
places you've been to ? My room and mums room😆 ok ummm i been to the states, england, India and thatz abt it although I wish to tour around the world when I have enuf time
when you joined IF June 2005😛
best show these days ? Has to be Kuchh Is Tarah
what is life to you ? Bakwas cycle that has no meaning to it😆 I mean c'mon we al are born and den we die waz the point in that?🤔🤔 I mean poor ppl die and the rich die too so why come and populate earth in the first place?🤔🤔😆
fav letter in the alphabet ? J & A😃 I just chose em randomly coz i dont have favs😆
recent thign you were shocked about ? People spending their live looking at the chemistry of on screen jodis that are not even real😳
scariest thign that happened to you ? Nuthing yet😆 I mean yea i have near death experiences but those aint scary😛

Well congrats till' next week ! will come with more questions ........
lol thanx but this much grilling is enuf😆
Sahar 😳

Originally posted by: JK_5

Oyeee chasmiss you have only today to make a list of your friends so get busy typing there names down now.😆

Originally posted by: Perfangel5555

Awwww!! Congrats!!!😉

Thanx angel ji🤗🤗🤗

Originally posted by: hinnzy

omgggg jot hahahahahahha
anothe rone to barbequeeeee
thats 3 people this week!!!
wowwwwwww

Hawwwwwwwwwww u calling me barbeque u cow😡😆 btw who are the other 2 poor souls?😆

Originally posted by: Oumaaaaaaaaa

😆 😆 😆 Jotty Bua!! 😆 😆 😆 Bua..lmao!! Congrats jii, will be back to grill you A LOT! 😃

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Naaaaaaaaaaaaa u cant come back coz there's a road blockage that leads to this topic🤡

Originally posted by: pink_pari89

BTW...where is Jotty 😆 vag gaye kya 😕 😆

I was hiding in the shelter provided by ju😳

Originally posted by: hinzzy

^^ shes bsy...hehe...shell be here later!

yea thatz why u're grilling me so much😳

Originally posted by: HINNZYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What kind of backpack do u have and what's in it? I have a roots backpack and me got my textbooks and binders in dere with a few bag of Realfruit here and dere😆

What does the message on ur voicemail say? This is Jot da khajoor here please leave ur msgs after the tone🤡

Ur longest friend, and how long? Andy😛 he was in the hospital when I was born so that makes us frendz for 17 LONGGGGGGG yrs😆

Funnest rollercoaster uve ever been on? NONE😳😳😳 They're all too slow🤡

Would u shave ur head for $5000? NOPEEEEEEEE but if it were to make a sig for a cancer patient then no probs at all😃

How many fillings do u have? Why do u wanna know?😆

Did u ever go to Sunday school? Noooooooooooooo but I have been going to saturday skool for the past 14 years😳

Have u ever hugged a tree? Naaaaaa thatz for waks

Have u ever taken a bong hit? Wht da hell is bing hit?😆

Do u like Mayonnaise? Nopeeeeeeeeee i ove Ranch though

Do u think u have a handle on spelling? Naaa not really😆

Ever won a spellingbee? Not that I can rmr😆

R u a television addict? Nopeeeeee not at all

Would u go out with someone just for their money? Hell no😛 he can go fetch some fishes😆 I wont even go out if it were Bill Gates himself😆

Have u ever partied in another country? yea😛

Ever gone to one of those "adult" stores? Naaaaaaaa i aint an adult yet and besides I dont got no time for crap like that u can go in em on my behalf

What foods do u like? Anything as long as its warm and eatable😛

What foods do u hate? COLD food that shud be warm😳

Whats ur fav vacation spot uve been to? India😆

Whats ur fav scary movie? None really😆😆

Name ur fav celebrities? Bill gates, Warren Buffet, Ekta(believe it or not😆) and thatz abt it

What is ur fav song right now? piece of me by Britney, Don't stop the music by Rihanna and a few others😆

What concerts have u been to? NONE i hate concerts🤢

R u happy with how ur life is going? yea theres no point of crying init coz u cant change it😆

What r ur fav names for a boy/girl? As long as they have a name it dont matter wht it is😛

Do u regret anything in ur life and what? Nuthing😛

What is ur chinese zodiac? Horse😃😆

What colour is ur birthstone? How da hell imma suppose to know?😆

Did u go to prom, and with who? Nopeeee i aint going to prom its a complete waste of a bootiful nite🤢

Do u know who ur governor is? We dont have governor's here😆 We have premier's and our Ontario premier is Dalton Mcgunity (dont know how to spell his last name😆)

Are there any TV shows u never miss? Nope i aint that sad yet😆

Name the states uve been to: New york, California and New jersey even though I dont recall going to them coz i was too small when i went dere😆

What stores have ur style of clothing? Nike, Footlocker, & Roots😛

What do u hysically look for in the opposite s*x? Nuting i got better things to do😛

Has anyone ever said u look like a celebrity? Nope and i wudnt even recall it if anyone ever did say that coz imma better than the celebrity's

Who are ur siblings? People who act like idiots😳😳😆 Well I got two older bro's and one older sis😛

What is ur phobia? Nuting yet😆

Where did u grow up? In a home😛 located in canada😃 but imma not a grown up yet🤣🤣🤣

Have u ever fallen down a flight of stairs? HELL YEA😳😳😳 Mostly coz i was pushed down by my retard siblings😳

Have u ever cried while watching a movie? Nope😛

Have u ever been in love, with who? Myself, my family, my frendz, Bill gates, and Warren Buffet😃😆

Is there a word u hate? idk maybe but cant think of any rite now😛

Name one random thing that fascinates u: Snakes😃

Do u have a job, where? Yea at ma dad's place and at ma mum's too😳

Ever been pulled over for something other than speeding/seatbelt? Nopeeeeeeeeee😛

Can u speak any foreign languages? Punjabi?😆

If u were a millionaire, would u be selfish? Nope coz imma selfish enuf😆

Is there something u cnat live without? there are hell lotta things like that😆😆😆 my family, frendz, ipod, laptop, and many more😆

Whats something u think u could beat everyone at? SLAPPING others

Who is ur fav perosn in the world? Anshu🤣

Whats the weirdest thing uve ever eaten? Ermmm i went to this chinese place and they served me some next seafood animal which was sooooooooooooo yuck🤢 it was all stickyyyy and ewwwwwwwwwwwww🤢

What colour is ur toothbrush? Blue and whit😆

Name a movie that u love that people may laugh at u for: ummmm Dhamal😆

Are there any TV shows that u hate to admit to be watching? Nope coz I only watch KIT but i do keep up wid the stories of MANY other serials via IF😛

Are there any songs u love that nobody would ever guess? There's this song called Where's the love by black eyed peas which I really like😆

What is ur fav animal? Dogs😃

Name something weird that uve kissed: An anaconda during a show at my skool😆

Do u enjoy health food? yup😛

Do u like ur sunglasses big or small? Big😛

Have u ever considered a life of crime? Yeaaaaaaaaa😆 I really fascinate the Mafia life sumtimes🤣

Whats something extremely terrifying to u? Idk losing ur loved one😛

Name something useful: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE😃

Name something useless: youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu🤣

Whats something that makes u laugh: everything and anything😆

Type the first thing that comes to mind:My backs still killing me😳

finally you came back with those questions ..... yaar really ..... we all will grill you gud during this week ! 😳

do you like zebras?
what do you like about zebras?
are zebras the best?
should zebras be our rulers?
can zebras ride a skateboard?
are you annoying ?
why do you think your not annoying/ annoying ?
what color are your eyes ?
why do you come tot I-F ?
who do you love the most ?
marriage's meaing for you ?
is life hard ?
why is not/is hard ?
how many questions have you answered so far ?
when will you be done ?
are you having fun ?
is life going in the right direction ?
where these some gud questions ?
why are you selected to be the Guru ?
are you having beign the guru ?
hotmail,yahoo,gmail,or aim messenger ?
fav candy ?

what do you think of the clors of the post ?

Hope you had fun ..... Trust me others will also grill you gud ..... 😳 😆 😊

Sahar

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

Imma continuing from VB section 😆 LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR😡

16. what font is this now 😆 I dont know Comic Sans?😳😳

17. how many times a day do you roll eyes 😆 24/7

18. have u ever been stuck in a lift? 😆 Nope i aint that fat yet🤣

19. what do guys mean when they say "I'll do anything for you😊" .........i got a really good answer for this one 😆 but its horribly unappropriate for IF😳 HAHA even YOU'RE unappropriate for IF🤣🤣 ummm well they just wanna bang the girl so they try to patao her wid that crap😆 PIGS🐷

20. name me 3 songs from Tashan 😆 I dont know havent listened to em yet😆

21. what was chamillionaire's last album called? Ultimate victory I think🤔🤔🤔

22. what is chris browns latest song called? dont know😆

23. do you like the video to the song in question 22? dont know the song so how wud i like the video😆

24. tammy- shipo = one less khajoor 😃

25. Anshu + JK = Funnnnnnnnnnnnnn dhamal😃

26. IF - Anshu and JK = NUTHINNNN and Boring too😆

27. fave emo on IF many like 😳, 🤣, 😆 etc.

28. what is 1 + 1 window😆

29. do ju like this emo naaaaaaaaa only ju likes it🤣🤣🤣

30. who does this remind you of Umm lets not discuss that here🤣🤣🤣

31. does it smell? nuthing except ju😃

32. wat was the last thing u cooked? ur brain on MSN🤣🤣🤣

34. does jot smell 😆 yessssssssssssssssssss me smells of Romance by RL🤣🤣 I swear i wear that 24/7😳😳😳

35. do you like shanta tai 😆 I LURV HER🤣 shes so funni🤣🤣🤣

36. where would you be without IF? at one of ma mates house🤣

37. what would happen if there was sane people on earth 😆 This place wudnt be called earth den😳😳

38. whats your dream job? CEO😃

39. what if I said I HATE YOU 😆 wat would u do 😆 U wudnt say that so no point in thinking wht I wud do *angel*

40. are you easily influenced? Maybeeeeeeeeee Maybe NOT😆 na i dont think so coz mostly its me doing the influenc-ing😳😳😆

41. whats the time now 🤡 9PM😛

42. whats ur fave song at the moment? Already asked by hinnzy😆

43. sleeping or eating 🐷 BOTHHHHHHHHHHH are my fav😆

44. how many rotis do ju eat everyday 😆 [now dont be ashamed to say u eat 50😆😳] 1000

45. what question is dis. A retarded one😆 but its #45😛

46. do u wanna live with me😆 Naaaa coz we might just get arrested for having too muh fun😳😳😳

47. what would happen to the next door neighbours if we lived together? They'll go live in a mental asylum🤡

48. if i was coming to stay at your house how long wud it take before u lose ur patience and kick me out [i know ju people wudnt kick me anywhere muhahaha😳😃] Never😆 unless my mum kicks u out first😆

49. should me and you start a business together 😡 OFCOURSEEEEEEEEEEE we plan abt it on MSN too rmr🤡🤡🤡

50. whats the hardest essay u ever written 😆 ALL of em are hard😳

Originally posted by: JK_5

Originally posted by: JK_5

If you're angel #3 den that automaticlly means imma angel#1 u khajoor **kick**

*zillion slaps* fart head..stop doing typos...we all know whose number 2 and number 1 so stop farting it outta your ears 😳

Yesh we're both sisters😃 and imma da special one whereas shes da normal one🤣

LMAO No your da normal one 😳 HAHAHA HEEEING all da time on msn 😆

Thanx but theres nuthing much abt me except imma angel #1🤣

have you stopped farting yet..cleaned up the mess 😡

Oye thanx but get lsot😆 Only me and anshu r allowed to be angels We OWN the angel corp.