::::Guru of the week:::: Someone Special - Page 6

Originally posted by: JK_5

Originally posted by: JOT FART

16. what font is this now 😆 I dont know Comic Sans?😳😳 wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 😆😆😆 Seee how smart me is Finally getting somewhere in life 👏

17. how many times a day do you roll eyes 😆 24/7 coz your wakk u got nuttin better to do 😆 nooooooooo it coz imma angel #1 and thatz ma jobPsht you can't work to save your lfe 🤣

18. have u ever been stuck in a lift? 😆 Nope i aint that fat yet🤣 LMAO nahh da lifts get stuck in da middle when your in dem 🤡🤡🤡🤡 Well atleast it takes off with me With ju it gets too strained to even lift up itself🤣Yea goes up, but what goes up doesn't come back down 🤣

19. what do guys mean when they say "I'll do anything for you😊" .........i got a really good answer for this one 😆 but its horribly unappropriate for IF😳 HAHA even YOU'RE unappropriate for IF🤣🤣 ummm well they just wanna bang the girl so they try to patao her wid that crap😆 PIGS🐷LMAO well IF is not kicking me out any time soon do dey'll have to put up with meeee 😆sad losers 😆 Before IF i will kick u hunny😊Oh please darling enough of the faking🤣🤣🤣

24. tammy- shipo = one less khajoor 😃nah its one less fart head in da kitchen😡 hawwwwwwwww that means less food for ju phatass😆Yeah gimme foood😭🤣🤣

25. Anshu + JK = Funnnnnnnnnnnnnn dhamal😃hell yes..100000000000% dhamaaaaaaal 😆 Noooo its gonna be 10000000000000000000000000% dhamaal
yeah true say 🤣🤣

26. IF - Anshu and JK = NUTHINNNN and Boring too😆IF wud be dry man..hanging around gathering crap on it without ussssss😆 IF wud be like india without the monsoons😆 see count on me to come up wid the stupidest smilies😆LMAO Its coz we're here at the moment its all dryy..widout us people wud be BAWLING der eyes out 🤣🤣🤣

32. wat was the last thing u cooked? ur brain on MSN🤣🤣🤣LMAO I know man..haha i was writing essays and der u was doing dat KID HAHAHAHAHA😆 Me lubsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss that kid🤣who doesn't 😳🤣🤣

34. does jot smell 😆 yessssssssssssssssssss me smells of Romance by RL🤣🤣 I swear i wear that 24/7😳😳😳yeah no wonder u got toilet water on ju...eau du toillette 😳😳😳😳😳😳 atleast i dont drink it to get high like ju🤓Nope...muhaha...i dump it in your ears 😊

38. whats your dream job? CEO😃 sorry butttttttt your job is the toilet cleaner 😊 please leave the dustpan and brush when your finished 😊 Sure anshu I will gie u ur dream job when i open my company😊Yeah I knew yuo wouldn't mind beign the mopper😊

41. whats the time now 🤡 9PM😛 go sleep den 😳😳😳😳 Thatz bedtime for babies like ju not for angels like moi🤓🤓Psht go away you gota wake up at 5am 😳

44. how many rotis do ju eat everyday 😆 [now dont be ashamed to say u eat 50😆😳] 1000wow your on for a world record 😆 Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i already surpassed the world record😳Shabassh lage raho until your the size of a elephant 😳

49. should me and you start a business together 😡 OFCOURSEEEEEEEEEEE we plan abt it on MSN too rmr🤡🤡🤡 yesh yesh now dont forget😆 How can i EVER forget that *rolling eyes*😳you wont 😆

50. whats the hardest essay u ever written 😆 ALL of em are hard😳hawwww YOU actually wrote it 😳😳😳😳 No u wrote em for me😊Nope I dont have time😊

BTW Bheja fry come on MSN then i will sort u out😊I am already there..😳 Where are you....*boots jot outta bed*😆

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

Your bhoooooki aren't juuu...ere ju go hab some more food🤡

1) Who is the last person you high-fived? My frend Simmi

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve? Hell no🤣

3) Do you sleep with the tv on? Nope unless I havent slept for over two days🤣🤣🤣

4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? No😆

5) Have you ever won a spelling bee? Dont rmr😆

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee? YESSSSSSSS in India stoopid bees😡

7) How fast can you type? idk😆

8) Are you afraid of the dark? No😛

9) What color are your socks? White😆

10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in? Hell no😳😳😳

11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower? Ummm a month ago😆

12) Do you knock on wood? No i dont believe init😆

13) Do you floss daily? Yup😃

14) Do you wanna Fanta? No😆

15) Can you hula hoop? Yess but not anymore😆

16) Are you good at keeping secrets? Hell yea

17) What do you want for Christmas? Nuthing😆

18) Do you know the Muffin Man? YOU😛

19) Do you talk in your sleep? No i aint crazy😳

20) Who wrote the book of love? Ummm some retard head who prolly didnt have nuthing better to do😳

21) Have you ever flown a kite? Yea but that stupid kite kep coming back😡

22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes? No thatz for kids😆

23) Do you whiten your teeth? Nope they're white enuf😃 <- see😆

24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? No can you?😳

25) Have you ever asked for a pony? Ewww hell no but Horse yea😆


27) Can you juggle? No😆

29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be? Ecpulsion of love frm ppl's lives😳😆

30) Do the chickens have large talons? idk😕

31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to? Keep it myself

32) Are you ready to rumble? No😆

33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five? No😳😳😳

34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school? Ummm lets not talk abt that😆

35) How do you spell relief? the way u have spelled it 😡

36) Have you ever crawled through a window? Ummmm not that I can recall😆

37) Have you ever eaten dog food? [me knows dats ur speciality😉😆] Naaa but I seen u eating it😛😆

38) Can you handle the truth? Thatz the only thing I can handle😆

Originally posted by: eklavya/kt4ever

hey amu i dont know about jot but i love your avi 😆 do u know what that means 🤣

Noww Noww are you about to steal my new avi too?😳