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Dedicated to unseen baby of AshNi
1. In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it:
'Do not take more than one, God is watching'
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching d apples".
NEVER ACT SMART WITH today's generati
2. SON: Dad there is a small parent meeting in the school Tomorrow.
Dad: What do you mean by SMALL?
Son: Only YOU, ME & PRINCIPAL.
3. KID - Why some of your hair are white, dad ?
DAD - Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white ...
KID - Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white ...
Moral - Don't be over smart
4. Papa- Whom you like more mumma or papa?
Kid- Both
Papa- No tell me one?
Kid- Both
Papa- If I go to America & your mother goes to Paris Where will you go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- It means you like your mother?
Kid- No, coz paris is more beautiful than America
Papa- If I go to Paris & your mother goes to America so Where will you go?
Kid- America
Papa- why?
Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa
Bye!
1. In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it:
'Do not take more than one, God is watching'
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching d apples".
NEVER ACT SMART WITH today's generati
2. SON: Dad there is a small parent meeting in the school Tomorrow.
Dad: What do you mean by SMALL?
Son: Only YOU, ME & PRINCIPAL.
3. KID - Why some of your hair are white, dad ?
DAD - Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white ...
KID - Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white ...
Moral - Don't be over smart
4. Papa- Whom you like more mumma or papa?
Kid- Both
Papa- No tell me one?
Kid- Both
Papa- If I go to America & your mother goes to Paris Where will you go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- It means you like your mother?
Kid- No, coz paris is more beautiful than America
Papa- If I go to Paris & your mother goes to America so Where will you go?
Kid- America
Papa- why?
Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa
Bye!
Anupamaa
Indian Idol 15
